brooks
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I’m 100% certain I could get Trump to let me hold the nuclear football
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m 100% certain I could get Trump to let me hold the nuclear football
You should never be racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, antisemetic, or ableist, but you can always, always make fun of the French.
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You should never be racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, antisemetic, or ableist, but you can always, always make fun of the French.
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
What are they gonna do, be hot and cool at you? Pfft
Nice face card, now let’s see your library card
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nice face card, now let’s see your library card
This Men’s Day, tell men who suck shit to shut the fuck up
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Men’s Day, tell men who suck shit to shut the fuck up
Too bad Halloween was last month, Frankepstein would have been a perfect costume
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Too bad Halloween was last month, Frankepstein would have been a perfect costume
I love Thanksgiving mostly as a demonstration of mammalian phylogenetic dominance over the dinosaurs by ritually gobbling upon their most absurd descendant
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love Thanksgiving mostly as a demonstration of mammalian phylogenetic dominance over the dinosaurs by ritually gobbling upon their most absurd descendant
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I send you this picture, it means you’re my best friend and I love you
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One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
Grateful for my new followers finally bringing me up to 4K, don’t think I could ever go back to 1080p
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Grateful for my new followers finally bringing me up to 4K, don’t think I could ever go back to 1080p
I really need new socks, trying to decide if I should buy some or just a wait a month
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I really need new socks, trying to decide if I should buy some or just a wait a month
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One day in the not so distant future, everyone will claim to have always been anti-Trump.
This Epstein email dump is like Christmas for the finger-winging proletariat I-told-you-so scolds
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This Epstein email dump is like Christmas for the finger-winging proletariat I-told-you-so scolds
Jeffrey Epstein emails like someone who thinks themself as untouchable.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Jeffrey Epstein emails like someone who thinks themself as untouchable.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
Terrible grammar, single word answers; this is someone who operates without fear, without anyone to impress, because they know they hold all the cards.
The master of the Masters of the universe.
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On Dec. 8, 2015, Jeffrey Epstein offers a NY Times reporter photos of Donald Trump and "girls in bikinis in my kitchen." Epstein tells the reporter that he "gave" Trump his "20 year old girlfriend...after two years."
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
On Dec. 8, 2015, Jeffrey Epstein offers a NY Times reporter photos of Donald Trump and "girls in bikinis in my kitchen." Epstein tells the reporter that he "gave" Trump his "20 year old girlfriend...after two years."
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
When people looked into these type of rumors the Times smugly criticized them.
Yet another reminder that the world is run by disgusting men strategically concealing each other’s secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yet another reminder that the world is run by disgusting men strategically concealing each other’s secrets.
No shade to The Beatles but if they hadn’t written all those songs I would have
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No shade to The Beatles but if they hadn’t written all those songs I would have
Joyce Carol Oates has more of Elon Musk’s attention than any of his children
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Joyce Carol Oates has more of Elon Musk’s attention than any of his children
Mass producing quaint housing? Sounds like a nice little cottage industry
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mass producing quaint housing? Sounds like a nice little cottage industry
I think it would be fun to be a YouTuber, provided my channel continued to grow exponentially and nobody said anything mean about me ever
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think it would be fun to be a YouTuber, provided my channel continued to grow exponentially and nobody said anything mean about me ever
Mamdani’s election been wonderful for outing Islamophobes, racists, and your everyday dimwits incapable of critiquing his actual policies
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mamdani’s election been wonderful for outing Islamophobes, racists, and your everyday dimwits incapable of critiquing his actual policies
Obama on the Severance floor: Let me praise Kier
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Obama on the Severance floor: Let me praise Kier
Maybe people making $1M/year can cut down on their White Alba Truffle Kaluga Caviar 24-Karat Gold Leaf Jamón Ibérico de Bellota Aged Balsamic Fleur de Sel Avocado Toast
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Maybe people making $1M/year can cut down on their White Alba Truffle Kaluga Caviar 24-Karat Gold Leaf Jamón Ibérico de Bellota Aged Balsamic Fleur de Sel Avocado Toast
You’re laughing. We’re about to lose the highest scoring Candy Crush champions of the world and you’re laughing.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You’re laughing. We’re about to lose the highest scoring Candy Crush champions of the world and you’re laughing.
Saint peter: well, you didn't accept Jesus into your heart but you *did* post some bangers, and it is BOOOORING up here—alright get in here, scamp
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Saint peter: well, you didn't accept Jesus into your heart but you *did* post some bangers, and it is BOOOORING up here—alright get in here, scamp
That billionaires, and even potential trillionaires, still feel the need to post is proof that no amount of money can equal the feeling of social validation that comes from dropping a single banger
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That billionaires, and even potential trillionaires, still feel the need to post is proof that no amount of money can equal the feeling of social validation that comes from dropping a single banger