Johnathon
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I write and do nerd shit
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It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock
Me literally every day as a homeowner
Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your House Added To List Of Things To Worry About https://theonion.com/giant-hole-swallowing-up-your-house-added-to-list-of-th-1819574628/
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Me literally every day as a homeowner
This is, literally, the only reason I take the T into Seaport to see movies…I would really like movie theaters to stop giving me reasons to go see films in person. @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social
Moviegoers, critics and even some industry insiders are blasting Alamo Drafthouse's new mobile ordering system which seems to go against decades of brand-building as a distraction-free cinema.
Alamo Drafthouse Faces Backlash After Ditching No Phones Policy: “Just an Overpriced AMC Now”
When you think of Alamo Drafthouse, two things probably come to mind: It’s the much-loved cinema chain that pioneered serving food and alcohol in theaters, and has the industry’s strictest policy of no talking or texting during a movie.
bit.ly
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This is, literally, the only reason I take the T into Seaport to see movies…I would really like movie theaters to stop giving me reasons to go see films in person. @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Remember in 1948 when the Supreme Court broke up Paramount’s monopolies because it was doing shit exactly like this?
I’m just saying…that Supreme Court action ushered in a golden age of independent cinema that gave us some of the most influential films in history…maybe, we should do that again.
I’m just saying…that Supreme Court action ushered in a golden age of independent cinema that gave us some of the most influential films in history…maybe, we should do that again.
Netflix has secured the exclusive streaming rights for The Legend of Zelda movie following its theatrical and home releases.
The Legend of Zelda Movie to Stream Exclusively on Netflix Following Theatrical Release
bit.ly
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Remember in 1948 when the Supreme Court broke up Paramount’s monopolies because it was doing shit exactly like this?
I’m just saying…that Supreme Court action ushered in a golden age of independent cinema that gave us some of the most influential films in history…maybe, we should do that again.
I’m just saying…that Supreme Court action ushered in a golden age of independent cinema that gave us some of the most influential films in history…maybe, we should do that again.
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I spent a year on Linux and forgot to miss Windows
I spent a year on Linux and forgot to miss Windows
One year on Linux, two distros, a few tears, four desktop environments, and zero regrets about leaving Windows.
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I spent a year on Linux and forgot to miss Windows
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BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)
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On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
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Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
Sleepy DnD kitty dreaming of playing a Tabaxi
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Sleepy DnD kitty dreaming of playing a Tabaxi
Teaching the kid about X, Y, AND Z with the new present #3dprinting
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Teaching the kid about X, Y, AND Z with the new present #3dprinting
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Happy Holidays from the City of Boston Archaeology Team (Joe, Lauryn, Nadia, and Sarah)! We hope your season is filled with peace, love, and joy. 🤗
Enjoy this silly field wreath, made possible by a site where oyster shells were truly abundant! 🦪
Enjoy this silly field wreath, made possible by a site where oyster shells were truly abundant! 🦪
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy Holidays from the City of Boston Archaeology Team (Joe, Lauryn, Nadia, and Sarah)! We hope your season is filled with peace, love, and joy. 🤗
Enjoy this silly field wreath, made possible by a site where oyster shells were truly abundant! 🦪
Enjoy this silly field wreath, made possible by a site where oyster shells were truly abundant! 🦪
The only problem with having minimal algorithm and a chronological timeline is @vicmmic.bsky.social saturating your feed with birds.
Honestly, the most manageable of problems.
Honestly, the most manageable of problems.
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The only problem with having minimal algorithm and a chronological timeline is @vicmmic.bsky.social saturating your feed with birds.
Honestly, the most manageable of problems.
Honestly, the most manageable of problems.
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This is the journalism we deserve
"You study how that liquid comes out of the hose normally. But then sometimes you have to manipulate the opening on the hose to make the liquid look like it’s actually coming out of someone’s mouth."
Read our interview with the special effects foreman who unexpectedly went viral:
Read our interview with the special effects foreman who unexpectedly went viral:
We talked to the guy running the Mad Men puke hose
“I had to watch a lot of videos of people vomiting.”
www.theverge.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is the journalism we deserve
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Don’t mind me…I just have a cramp in my leg
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Don’t mind me…I just have a cramp in my leg