Pissed Off Canadian
@brianjarvis.com
Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🏋️♂️🥋🖥️
I bought a wrench. Am I butch now?
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I bought a wrench. Am I butch now?
In my happy place!
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
In my happy place!
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Ran out of food today and still at £160/300 but tbf, I will only need another £50 to get through this week and then I get paid on the 16th. Would really appreciate some help with this.
I've been stuck at £100/300 for over a week now and I'm really struggling. I haven't got food. I haven't eaten properly for several days. I've had to pay a phone bill and pay my parents back some money over the past week. I need another £50 at least to get another week's worth of food alone.
Got to £50/300 a few days ago, but because I had run out of so many cleaning and hygeine products, I've spent most of that stocking up. Would appreciate a bit more movement in order to get a food shop in. Please share!
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Ran out of food today and still at £160/300 but tbf, I will only need another £50 to get through this week and then I get paid on the 16th. Would really appreciate some help with this.
Just loitering under the heat lamp. You?
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Just loitering under the heat lamp. You?
Why? Did Epstein have an island there too?
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Why? Did Epstein have an island there too?
My mother just called to ask if we were safe. Apparently some YouTube channel she watches is all aflutter about a coup of some kind happening right now which removed 47 from power & charged him with misc crimes.
Nope, sorry, it hasn't happened, Mom. Champagne is standing by though.
Nope, sorry, it hasn't happened, Mom. Champagne is standing by though.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My mother just called to ask if we were safe. Apparently some YouTube channel she watches is all aflutter about a coup of some kind happening right now which removed 47 from power & charged him with misc crimes.
Nope, sorry, it hasn't happened, Mom. Champagne is standing by though.
Nope, sorry, it hasn't happened, Mom. Champagne is standing by though.
Just booked our flights to Montréal for the IAGSDC convention. My credit cards are making unhappy noises. 💸
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Just booked our flights to Montréal for the IAGSDC convention. My credit cards are making unhappy noises. 💸
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“We were making progress on that, then the entire team was laid off.”
“We were making progress on that, then the entire team was laid off.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I just don’t think anyone will buy it.”
“I just don’t think anyone will buy it.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It worked on my machine.”
“It worked on my machine.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“We were making progress on that, then the entire team was laid off.”
“We were making progress on that, then the entire team was laid off.”
if you see this, quote with a #robot that isn’t from #StarWars, #StarTrek, #DrWho, or #Transformers:
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
if you see this, quote with a #robot that isn’t from #StarWars, #StarTrek, #DrWho, or #Transformers:
We've just signed contracts for a new roof on the house. I've been wanting to do this for 2-3 years but we were stymied by our solar panels: no roofing contractor wants to touch them, no solar company was interested in maintenance, just installations. We finally have a company who can do both.
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We've just signed contracts for a new roof on the house. I've been wanting to do this for 2-3 years but we were stymied by our solar panels: no roofing contractor wants to touch them, no solar company was interested in maintenance, just installations. We finally have a company who can do both.
Birthday dinner with my guys!
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Birthday dinner with my guys!
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I've been stuck at £100/300 for over a week now and I'm really struggling. I haven't got food. I haven't eaten properly for several days. I've had to pay a phone bill and pay my parents back some money over the past week. I need another £50 at least to get another week's worth of food alone.
Got to £50/300 a few days ago, but because I had run out of so many cleaning and hygeine products, I've spent most of that stocking up. Would appreciate a bit more movement in order to get a food shop in. Please share!
Starting a new £300 goal. For those who don't know me, I'm disabled and lost my disability benefit last year. I'm also diabetic, so food is important. I'm raising money for food, travel, and other essentials like hygeine products, TP etc. If anyone can get me started, PayPal is [email protected]
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I've been stuck at £100/300 for over a week now and I'm really struggling. I haven't got food. I haven't eaten properly for several days. I've had to pay a phone bill and pay my parents back some money over the past week. I need another £50 at least to get another week's worth of food alone.
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Bought a black turtleneck jumper the other day, thought it was cute. Wore it to the parents for dinner. Sidenote: I wear round specs and had my hair back in a ponytail. Walked in the door, my dad goes "fuck me, who invited Steve Jobs?" It's going straight to the charity shop.
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Bought a black turtleneck jumper the other day, thought it was cute. Wore it to the parents for dinner. Sidenote: I wear round specs and had my hair back in a ponytail. Walked in the door, my dad goes "fuck me, who invited Steve Jobs?" It's going straight to the charity shop.
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I really need to keep this going. I'm completely out of food.
Got to £50/300 a few days ago, but because I had run out of so many cleaning and hygeine products, I've spent most of that stocking up. Would appreciate a bit more movement in order to get a food shop in. Please share!
Starting a new £300 goal. For those who don't know me, I'm disabled and lost my disability benefit last year. I'm also diabetic, so food is important. I'm raising money for food, travel, and other essentials like hygeine products, TP etc. If anyone can get me started, PayPal is [email protected]
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I really need to keep this going. I'm completely out of food.
Whoever invents some mechanism for preventing my cell phone from sliding between my seat and the car's center console will make a fortune.
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Whoever invents some mechanism for preventing my cell phone from sliding between my seat and the car's center console will make a fortune.
Data center sexiness, or something.
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Data center sexiness, or something.
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Starting a new £300 goal. For those who don't know me, I'm disabled and lost my disability benefit last year. I'm also diabetic, so food is important. I'm raising money for food, travel, and other essentials like hygeine products, TP etc. If anyone can get me started, PayPal is [email protected]
January 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Starting a new £300 goal. For those who don't know me, I'm disabled and lost my disability benefit last year. I'm also diabetic, so food is important. I'm raising money for food, travel, and other essentials like hygeine products, TP etc. If anyone can get me started, PayPal is [email protected]
What war crimes does one have to have committed to be relegated to boarding group 8? 😧
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
What war crimes does one have to have committed to be relegated to boarding group 8? 😧
Post something blue.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Post something blue.
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Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to
It's not yet 1pm but I have already had a full day. Good night, I'm going to bed. 😴
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's not yet 1pm but I have already had a full day. Good night, I'm going to bed. 😴
Me, returning to my basement computer bunker after a week of utter madness.
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Elaine Page - As If We Never Said Goodbye (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Me, returning to my basement computer bunker after a week of utter madness.
youtu.be/zlk-gj5Ukes?...
youtu.be/zlk-gj5Ukes?...