Pissed Off Canadian
@brianjarvis.com
Stay hydrated, wear sunblock, punch nazis, get some rest. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Canada will never be a 51st state. Elbows up. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🏋️♂️🥋🖥️
Winter is my favourite season: snow, ice, the chill in the air, the utter lack of oppressive heat & humidity which destroys my will to live, and the blessed absence of mosquitoes the size of ravens.
Winter also brings flannel sheets, sweaters, and my heated toilet seat.
Winter is awesome!
Winter also brings flannel sheets, sweaters, and my heated toilet seat.
Winter is awesome!
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Winter is my favourite season: snow, ice, the chill in the air, the utter lack of oppressive heat & humidity which destroys my will to live, and the blessed absence of mosquitoes the size of ravens.
Winter also brings flannel sheets, sweaters, and my heated toilet seat.
Winter is awesome!
Winter also brings flannel sheets, sweaters, and my heated toilet seat.
Winter is awesome!
I've been mildly suffering with a cold this entire weekend, but had hopes of being well enough to attempt the gym this morning. Nope, it did not happen. Perhaps tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I've been mildly suffering with a cold this entire weekend, but had hopes of being well enough to attempt the gym this morning. Nope, it did not happen. Perhaps tomorrow.
This afternoon's entertainment:
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This afternoon's entertainment:
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
58 (!)
58 (!)
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
58 (!)
58 (!)
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Wolves
Black bears
Sea otters
Humpback whales
Your mom
Wolves
Black bears
Sea otters
Humpback whales
Your mom
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Beluga whale
Gentoo penguin
Tarantula
Bald Eagle
Sloth
Beluga whale
Gentoo penguin
Tarantula
Bald Eagle
Sloth
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Puffin
Lynx
Kingfisher
Arctic fox
Elk
Puffin
Lynx
Kingfisher
Arctic fox
Elk
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Wolves
Black bears
Sea otters
Humpback whales
Your mom
Wolves
Black bears
Sea otters
Humpback whales
Your mom
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I don't usually get noticed much over here, but I'm going to post anyway. I've started a new goal for £250 over on Twitter and will need to start making progress on that as soon as possible. If anyone can help get me there, my PayPal is [email protected] Thanks!
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don't usually get noticed much over here, but I'm going to post anyway. I've started a new goal for £250 over on Twitter and will need to start making progress on that as soon as possible. If anyone can help get me there, my PayPal is [email protected] Thanks!
Ok, I am intrigued, @profanity.accountant!
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ok, I am intrigued, @profanity.accountant!
STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Me with Michael, lunching in NYC as one does.
Me with Michael, lunching in NYC as one does.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
STOP. This is selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Me with Michael, lunching in NYC as one does.
Me with Michael, lunching in NYC as one does.
Read, and enjoy your US Thanksgiving holiday! 🦃
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💬 116 🔁 36604 ❤️ 39231 · The Turkey Story · So it’s 2001, and my family drives from fucking California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for thanksgiving, becuase my grandparents are moving…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Read, and enjoy your US Thanksgiving holiday! 🦃
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The escape car was last seen moving verrrrry ssslllooowly...
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The escape car was last seen moving verrrrry ssslllooowly...
"Aren't you afraid they'll fall in?"
"Nah, I have three more."
"Nah, I have three more."
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Aren't you afraid they'll fall in?"
"Nah, I have three more."
"Nah, I have three more."
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For the past few days I've been attending a trial against the man who sexually abused me as a child. My parents kindly put me up in a budget hotel for the week, but I've had to try to get money together for food. I went 2 days without food and have today received £20 altogether, which will...
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
For the past few days I've been attending a trial against the man who sexually abused me as a child. My parents kindly put me up in a budget hotel for the week, but I've had to try to get money together for food. I went 2 days without food and have today received £20 altogether, which will...
I'll just leave this here... No reason in particular...
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'll just leave this here... No reason in particular...
I'll just leave this here... No reason...
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'll just leave this here... No reason...
Every man in this app: drop a selfie now. Right now! 🫵
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Every man in this app: drop a selfie now. Right now! 🫵
WTAF?! "The U.S. military oversees more than 150 golf courses worldwide."
Trump has announced ambitious remodeling plans for the golf courses at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, the announcement comes as Americans overall are struggling with the effects of inflation, which has grown due in part to Trump’s economic policies, including his tariffs.
As Americans Grapple With Affordability, Trump Announces Joint Base Andrews Golf Course Remodeling Project
The Trump administration hasn’t provided any details on how the project will be paid for.
truthout.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
WTAF?! "The U.S. military oversees more than 150 golf courses worldwide."
I'm not saying that I've mentally checked out mentally from work, but...
Yeah, I've totally checked out mentally. Prob until 2026.
Yeah, I've totally checked out mentally. Prob until 2026.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not saying that I've mentally checked out mentally from work, but...
Yeah, I've totally checked out mentally. Prob until 2026.
Yeah, I've totally checked out mentally. Prob until 2026.
This afternoon's entertainment:
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This afternoon's entertainment:
I survived the Four Auditors of the Apocalypse and am now going to enjoy my weekend, dammit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I survived the Four Auditors of the Apocalypse and am now going to enjoy my weekend, dammit.
I went skating this evening. ⛸️
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I went skating this evening. ⛸️
Adding this to my Xmas wish list...
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Adding this to my Xmas wish list...
Leg day at the gym.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Leg day at the gym.
I'm in meetings with auditors all day today, tomorrow & Friday. ::le sigh::
a welcome to the thunder dome sign with a man in the background
ALT: a welcome to the thunder dome sign with a man in the background
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm in meetings with auditors all day today, tomorrow & Friday. ::le sigh::
Cat friends say hi!
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Cat friends say hi!