Suboptimal

They are doing the quiet metaphors out loud.

My mother has never once in her life handed me a knife without saying, “Now, be careful, this is sharp.” I am 52. How she imagines I have survived thus far is a mystery.

This is why I love teaching at a SLAC. We only have 900 students right now, which is too few, but it makes it easy to rouse a support system to help a student.

This is what happens when you fire all the women, POCs, and people who are willing to say no to you from your military leadership.

Ditto.

I finally looked up how to stop your Airpods from automatically switching to your other devices. The wording in the setting is rather obscure, but this change seems 🤞 to work.

www.macrumors.com/how-to/stop-...

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings

I do arrest thee, traitor, of high treason

Oshkosh, WI. 🚫👑

No Kings Day 📸

Eagle River, WI
Sparta, WI
Waukesha, WI
Beaver Dam, WI

#NoKingsDay 📸

Cedarburg, WI
Eau Claire, WI
Greenfield, WI

I am a big fan of grading AI writing on its own merits. Thought you were soooooo smart cheating with AI? Enjoy your D+; I have better things to do than producing an airtight case that you cheated.

We're in here somewhere...

There was one of each. I was bapped by the pink one.

Come on then, and remove him.

I was repeatedly gently bapped by the tail of an inflatable axolotl. It was an honor.

Energy and numbers were not as high as the Women’s March. But good crowd considering there was a home game with OSU.

[Exit King.]

Stay safe out there, Beltalowda

no kangs

I was waiting for a mention of OceanGate Expeditions controlling submarines using a Logitech F710 Wireless PC Gamepad, but alas. Too grim?

Nobody was gonna buy them soybeans anyways.

I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.