Thank you!!! I was comparing with other pictures of tasselled wobbegongs, and it wasn’t lining up. I appreciate the correct ID.

I'm picturing Captain-Kirk style logical-paradox poison pills.

Also, hit up Goodwill, if there aren’t sensory issues that make hoodie-shopping too fraught.

Have you considered stapling the hoodies to the child?

Seems like it would be a dangerous hobby if I should enter into another goblin-acquisitive phase.

Plus also I would want a lot of gear, probably?

Tho maybe I could build some of the gear myself?

**referee's whistle** Performative Madisonian Wisconsin shit from people who have never actually milked a cow. 15 point penalty.

*gasp*

Actually it’s spelled chonckmunk?

Jesus, your lettering is pristine. Such skill.

I’ve worked with physicists who worked on the elephant stuff and ground-penetrating radar, so I was like heck yeah cool underground science, but then I was like oh they’re just selling something. Boo. No clear connection between what they claim to sense and what they claim is important about soil!

I could hear Daveed Diggs rapping this over a gloomy bass track with improvised percussion, so… Clipping?

My middle school history teacher staked his entire Pop Cultural Relevance on explaining to us who the Marconi in "Marconi plays the mamba" was.

It has been two days since I was handed the Pile of Important Paperwork. I have no idea where the Pile of Important Paperwork is.