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Noah Phense
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Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.
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You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
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I'm sending anyone in my building to the MAGA Moron who lives next door to me.
He was bragging about how cheap eggs were going to be last Thanksgiving. And they all treat him like he's not a Fascist.
Let's see him feed them despite being on SNAP himself.
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Wherever there is a WinCo Foods (only some states have them): WinCo gift cards can buy any groceries or other needed items but not alcohol/tobacco or give cash back.
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Why does the USA have such a ridiculous budget system, where they have contracted employees they must pay, but politicians can deny access to existing funds to do so until they have finished their ridiculous "who blinks first" stand-off?
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My food bank asks us to give Aldi cards. Gives folks freedom to buy what they need, not necessarily what’s available. Since we are running low.
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The need for charity is directly proportional to the failure of government
Gavin Newsom should just announce today.

Light a fire under Trump's butt and maybe get some mistakes out of him.
You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
You know someone you think might be on SNAP food stamps?

Get a store gift card, put it in an envelope and give it to them.

You don't need to say anything or bring it up again.
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
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ballroom construction seems to be going well
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This is a solid, underrated post
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This is a solid, underrated post
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Does Barron have to call Katy Perry "mom" now?
Does Barron have to call Katy Perry "mom" now?