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OJT PhD

@ojtphd.bsky.social

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The Doctor is in… The diagnosis aint pretty. I’m only here so they can’t lie & say this never happened! Posts are my own, unless attributed. Original thoughts masquerading as humor and/or distress signals to the world. #resist #VoteBlue #comedy #satire

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OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 1m

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It’s NOT a ballroom!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 5m

Yeah but you can get Sapporo beer in vending machines and good sushi at any 7-11!!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 12m

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 20m

Finally! Folks are asking:

WTF does “testing nukes” actually mean???

Chump is a fckn idiot!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 23h

The military is ALWAYS running readiness exercises.

THAT’s THEIR #1 JOB!!!!!!!

He has NO clue what he just announced to our enemies:
“I just upgraded ALL of ‘em so NOW I want ‘em tested!’

And: “testing” is part of R&D for newly designed weapons!!!!

He so full of sh!t his brain is septic!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 26m

Oh, hell yes !!!!

Used to hang out at the AV room in 7th grade just to help make copies!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 30m

Insane, unreasonable, irrational people have reached critical mass.

If you hafta’ ask…

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 33m

Humans arent rational.

PROOF: Humans falsely think they ARE rational beings AND largely believe they are the smartest species on the planet.

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 35m

Some wonder why I drink!
Those who know wonder why I don’t drink A LOT MORE!!

OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 36m

It’s NOT a shutdown!
It’s a coup!!!!!

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OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 37m

Ai bubble bursting?

Meta’s stock plunged and Zuckerberg’s wealth dropped to like $235B, today!

First time word of Ai investments by top tier company has resulted in immediate net loss!

Does this mean Ai bubble could burst?