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Brandybeans
@brandybeansh.bsky.social
Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™
What have I become
My Brilliant Friend
Reading a book
In Italian
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Paw? Surely up on the house top reindeer "hoof," no?
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mustache back for the holiday season
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Been a really crazy couple of days for my wife, the foremost Paul Dano fan who frequently refers to him as "America's Princess Diana"
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I remember hearing about Ron Paul guys but I didn't meet any of them until I went to college and I'm pretty sure all the Ron Paul 2012 voters in the world lived in my freshmen dorm
The internet actually thought Ron Paul was going to be president at one point which is a more damaging indictment of millennial culture than anything that I regularly see people use to own us
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think Chicago Bears games should be on letterboxd
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
big fan of the kinks christmas song about beating up santa claus.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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it's hard to put together a coherent professional sports league based around serial killer nicknames. mainly because it seeds way too many franchises in Ohio
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If Elle you see, Predator: Badlands it be
Dakota with Tom? War of the Worlds is on
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's so cool how stupid all athletes are
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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that's jake sully (top right), kiri (bottom middle) and colonel miles quaritch (bottom right)
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Rose Byrne and Seth Rogan's working friendship is very special to me
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
On a long enough timeline these guys always end up here
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Manifesting
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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May 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
A lot of people are trying to make this A Thing About American Conservativism which sure, but you're really overlooking the real point which is that RGIII is very stupid
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I will also be sending a mostly cash offer to purchase Warner Brothers
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How is it possible that he can drag this out to a part FOUR ???
PART 4: Means of Control gofile.io/d/ycgOQR

by Ryan Lizza
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Zohran, Wilson, and now Janeese is a huge string of "I don't really care if something good happened to you, it should've happened to me instead" fomo from Brandon Johnson's Chicago
The DC I know is worth fighting for.

I’m Janeese Lewis George, and I’m running for Mayor.

youtu.be/aOBD45c3wVM
The DC I know
YouTube video by Janeese for DC
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Chicago Bears are the team of destiny
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In a media landscape of crossovers, IP and expanded universes, I think it's impressive that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade can still provide baffling mashups like Busta Rhymes singing with the Ninja Turtles
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Going to multiple Thanksgivings today... I'm just like the Gilmore Girls
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM