Brantley V. Boucher
@branbucket01.bsky.social
I fix stuff, and I know things. Mechanic and techie, hobbyist philosopher and 'pataphysician. Absurdist and apatheist. Crypto-discordian and Walterite Dudeist. Aging poorly and often grumpy. "I am a citizen of the world."
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I cost 200 mana points to summon, but on your next turn I conjure a pack of small, highly annoying dogs that do 1d6 damage each and cannot be targeted.
‘It’s done wonders’: trading card game featuring middle-aged men revives Japanese town
Ojisan trading cards bear the faces of real people – local men whose competing professional qualities determine the outcome of each game
www.theguardian.com
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I cost 200 mana points to summon, but on your next turn I conjure a pack of small, highly annoying dogs that do 1d6 damage each and cannot be targeted.
I'd vote for him.
April 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'd vote for him.
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The revolution will be shitposted
April 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The revolution will be shitposted
Today was just kinda like:
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Today was just kinda like:
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The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
It's the kind of freedom we all really want.
April 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's the kind of freedom we all really want.
Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.
Crying, shaking, and vomiting as I rock back and forth repeating "don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse" like an insanity mantra.
An Alarming Number of Gen Z AI Users Think It's Conscious
The majority of young people use AI, and they try to be polite when interacting with chatbots like ChatGPT, but some might have too much of an attachment to it, according to a new study.
www.pcmag.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Crying, shaking, and vomiting as I rock back and forth repeating "don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse" like an insanity mantra.
After posting "Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse", I was reminded about the old "humans will pack bond with anything" thread.
We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.
We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.
April 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After posting "Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse", I was reminded about the old "humans will pack bond with anything" thread.
We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.
We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.
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The most painful thing about life is how powerless we are to correct the ignorance of the world.
No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.
No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.
April 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The most painful thing about life is how powerless we are to correct the ignorance of the world.
No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.
No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.
Remember to MAHA, folks.
April 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Remember to MAHA, folks.
Chick-chicky boom.
Cuban Pete
YouTube video by Plykshow
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April 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Chick-chicky boom.
Always be the best version of yourself, whoever you are...
April 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Always be the best version of yourself, whoever you are...
The very best kind.
April 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The very best kind.
And dopamine too...
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And dopamine too...
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
Anyone have a list of media that pissed off the Moral Majority? I'm putting together a collection for nostalgia's sake.
April 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anyone have a list of media that pissed off the Moral Majority? I'm putting together a collection for nostalgia's sake.
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Embrace impermanence; Delete old posts that no one liked.
April 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Embrace impermanence; Delete old posts that no one liked.
Sometimes self-care is just making yourself finish a whole episode of Ren and Stimpy before you doomscroll.
April 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sometimes self-care is just making yourself finish a whole episode of Ren and Stimpy before you doomscroll.
