"The UFC never opens PPVs with a ore-show match ongoing in progress" is just an amazing level of wrong to be.

You don't need to watch that many UFC shows to know that they do this all the time.

jon moxley wins
fatality

Where can I buy this, chat?

Taro hiding from the terrifying Snoopster

Da chin skritches

In a few years that beard is going to be long as hell with a black soulpatch still running down it.

Maybe he needs to learn to Conglomerate…

🎶backpack, backpack
backpack, backpack
i'm the bag that’s loaded up with things and knickknacks too
anything that you might need, i’ve got inside for you, Darby!🎶

#AEWWrestledream

Samoa Joe:

My favorite thing about the "Lou Thesz wouldn't talk to TK online" shit is that he wasn't just online, he was literally in message board threads like "Where did the term 'ring rat' come from?" and that's not a joke, he literally answered that. That's how he spent his final years.

Wrestling's biggest feud continued on the tailgate brawl as a Hangman/Joe video package immediately transitions to an ICE commercial that ends up repeating in the same block of ads.

The Opps attack Hangman Adam Page

HEEL SAMOA JOE!

#AEWWrestleDream

Darby Allin makes Jon Moxley say I Quit!

#AEWWrestleDream

everywhere i go, i see his face

the future of death riders is so intriguing to me after mox losing to darby. if this were BCC it would be different, but if they view this as a weakness they just can’t abide by, there’s only one conclusion. i think it would be poetic for yuta to take mox out the same way mox had him take bryan out.

Is Hangman Adam Page still your AEW Men’s World Champion?

YES

Seeing allegedly smart people be like "She's so arrogant with all those minor titles!" and I am just baffled that people out there don't get what is a very standard, simple wrestling storyline.

I'm even more baffled that a lot of people who tend to defend women's wrestling can't seem to get behind what is an unprecendented run for a woman in wrestling.

Him retiring doesn't mean he's gone forever, him helping Darby makes way better sense for what they were going for

Sting makes perfect sense to help Darby as he and Darby are friends would be random if others helped.

Honestly would have been down for Sting doing some of his retirement with his natural hair color. It works as a look

We call it getting the Sting treatment

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

A laugh just exploded from me and startled a co-worker. Thought you might want a laugh