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Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

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🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat! 🖥️ Software maker 👽 Weird fiction writer ⚛️ Science liker 🎨 Art by others! He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞 PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · Oct 18

Since I've received some new followers, some introductions may be in order.

Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 12h

A side effect of the weather suddenly turning colder: my internal chronometry is about two hours ahead of reality. My winter brain wants it to be late.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 13h

That's what I was led to believe!

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 13h

I subscribed to HBO Ass but it turned out to be different.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 13h

I mean, yes, if you want to send back the best part.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 13h

And now Sears is gone and we have to get our donkeys through a handful of donkey subscription services.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 14h

Well excuse me. I accidentally shrunk down the entire city of New York and I needed to fob it off on *someone*

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Setrael - Comms OPEN! @setrael.bsky.social · 17h

Doing a shaded fullbody sale!
2 slots
U$120 each.
Reply or message me to claim a slot! Work quality is like this 👇

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes I forget that I have a separate account just for whining.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 15h

From a cultural standpoint I appreciate the spooky family traditions, but I cannot say I adhere to any particular spooky family creed.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 15h

Somehow, my stomach just growled in precisely these tones.

Age of Empires priest ("wo lo lo", etc.)

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 15h

I grew up in a mixed faith household. My mom was Catholic (Addams family) while my dad was Protestant (Munsters).

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 16h

I don't want to give away the fact that I have a defective visual system ("spot the difference"? I can't!). That might harm the little hobby I have going.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 16h

I wouldn't have seen it.

I still really don't.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

Alas, but not alack. Never alack. You won't get me to admit to that.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

When given the option of either toxicity or dysfunction, always choose dysfunction. You can fix dysfunction, sometimes.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

True, I am a fat unwashed nerd. But I'm also very hard to get along with.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

Are you sure, though?

Are you sure you wouldn't rather shred entire ecosystems and put millions out of work so that culture stagnates forever?

I mean, think of the savings.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

Engagement is down across the board.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

Name one salient difference between a Labubu and a Funkopop.

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Christine Ridgway [Commissions Open!] @skidarstudios.bsky.social · 1d

Hi #PortfolioDay!
I'm Christine, a full-time Environmental Conservation Student and a Freelance Illustrator specializing in animal fantasy.

🦚 Website: SkidarStudios.com
🎨 Portfolio: christineridgway.carbonmade.com
🍂 Commission Info: trello.com/b/RU37S4So/s...

digital painting of an anthro deer, a dik dik, in glasses and a pack filled with flowers. he's crouching to pick a flower in the forest

A desert scene of an anthro saber tooth tiger riding a buckskin horse into the camp of an anthro thylacine sitting in front of a low-burning fire. The thylacine's pinto horse is tied to a cactus int he background. The scene is border by rocks and cacti. A full moon shine above clouds illuminated by the last rays of sunset on the horizon

digital art of a seaweed draped double crested cormorant in front of dazzling, sunset-colored water.

an anthro sockeye salmon in fantasy garb hunched over carrying a large crook shaped like a fish hook with lures hanging off of it

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Diana/ Dana/ Nanda(o)❤️ @alovelydog.bsky.social · 1d

❤️‍🩹 ADOPTS FOR VETERINARY HELP!! ❤️‍🩹
We're currently dealing with significant expenses related to my dog's health, and these adoptions are to cover the cost of medication, gas, and exams (MRIs, CT scans, and the like).
The price is in the images.
For donations:
ko-fi.com/A340UXF

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

All righty, time to head out.

www.youtube.com/shorts/XLCSd...

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

One or the other

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

Oh believe me, it's coming.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

How do I *dislike* a post.

How do I downvote

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