Wombat For Hire
@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social
🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @saltamor.bsky.social
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @saltamor.bsky.social
Problem 1: How to stop the bad guy from smashing up your time machine and stranding you in the past (again).
Problem 2: How to safely navigate treacherous, pirate-infested waters when you don't have a boat.
The solution is robot legs. (Why wouldn't it be?)
Illustration by @bleydhdu.bsky.social!
Problem 2: How to safely navigate treacherous, pirate-infested waters when you don't have a boat.
The solution is robot legs. (Why wouldn't it be?)
Illustration by @bleydhdu.bsky.social!
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Problem 1: How to stop the bad guy from smashing up your time machine and stranding you in the past (again).
Problem 2: How to safely navigate treacherous, pirate-infested waters when you don't have a boat.
The solution is robot legs. (Why wouldn't it be?)
Illustration by @bleydhdu.bsky.social!
Problem 2: How to safely navigate treacherous, pirate-infested waters when you don't have a boat.
The solution is robot legs. (Why wouldn't it be?)
Illustration by @bleydhdu.bsky.social!
Something I discovered myself during my morphogenic alteration experiments.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Something I discovered myself during my morphogenic alteration experiments.
"Once you're in, you're in. This thing is for life. You have a problem with someone, you never talk to the cops, you come to me. We don't got iron butts for nothin'."
(🎨 by @\bluecard916.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\bluecard916.bsky.social)
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Once you're in, you're in. This thing is for life. You have a problem with someone, you never talk to the cops, you come to me. We don't got iron butts for nothin'."
(🎨 by @\bluecard916.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\bluecard916.bsky.social)
You just died
The 6th picture in your gallery us what killed you
Oh no... I wasn't prepared to interpret this picture this way.
"Nothing personal, kid."
The 6th picture in your gallery us what killed you
Oh no... I wasn't prepared to interpret this picture this way.
"Nothing personal, kid."
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You just died
The 6th picture in your gallery us what killed you
Oh no... I wasn't prepared to interpret this picture this way.
"Nothing personal, kid."
The 6th picture in your gallery us what killed you
Oh no... I wasn't prepared to interpret this picture this way.
"Nothing personal, kid."
All social media is performative. I am fucking sad much of the time. Does it make sense to be coming from this? Do you want this to be weeping?
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
All social media is performative. I am fucking sad much of the time. Does it make sense to be coming from this? Do you want this to be weeping?
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I've certainly got the moneyass, but I'm not ready to commit.
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I've certainly got the moneyass, but I'm not ready to commit.
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
She'd like the data from those simulations submitted by 1900 hours. That's if you still want that "glowing recommendation."
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
She'd like the data from those simulations submitted by 1900 hours. That's if you still want that "glowing recommendation."
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
Look at that bastard, that Cheshire Cat, that gatekeeper of gnosis. His challenge could not go unanswered.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Look at that bastard, that Cheshire Cat, that gatekeeper of gnosis. His challenge could not go unanswered.
I call upon Christians to turn away from their weird hill habits and rededicate themselves to cool skulls.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I call upon Christians to turn away from their weird hill habits and rededicate themselves to cool skulls.
The first time Luke actually managed to convince someone he was a "notorious outlaw" it wound up working out surprisingly well for him.
The second time resulted in him being abducted by aliens, but that's a story for later.
Artwork by @lemoncoyotes.bsky.social!
The second time resulted in him being abducted by aliens, but that's a story for later.
Artwork by @lemoncoyotes.bsky.social!
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The first time Luke actually managed to convince someone he was a "notorious outlaw" it wound up working out surprisingly well for him.
The second time resulted in him being abducted by aliens, but that's a story for later.
Artwork by @lemoncoyotes.bsky.social!
The second time resulted in him being abducted by aliens, but that's a story for later.
Artwork by @lemoncoyotes.bsky.social!
Theia and Emmet don't have much in common, aside from having an interest in temporal mechanics and doing their work from a hole in the ground.
Theia's earth-pocket is much bigger, though. Emmet would be jealous. Plus her assistant doesn't talk back to her.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Theia's earth-pocket is much bigger, though. Emmet would be jealous. Plus her assistant doesn't talk back to her.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Theia and Emmet don't have much in common, aside from having an interest in temporal mechanics and doing their work from a hole in the ground.
Theia's earth-pocket is much bigger, though. Emmet would be jealous. Plus her assistant doesn't talk back to her.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Theia's earth-pocket is much bigger, though. Emmet would be jealous. Plus her assistant doesn't talk back to her.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
I wish I could draw my own shitposts.
I wish I could be a Jeremy-caliber gamer.
Oh well. @save-skunk5000.bsky.social’s got me covered on the first point.
I wish I could be a Jeremy-caliber gamer.
Oh well. @save-skunk5000.bsky.social’s got me covered on the first point.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I wish I could draw my own shitposts.
I wish I could be a Jeremy-caliber gamer.
Oh well. @save-skunk5000.bsky.social’s got me covered on the first point.
I wish I could be a Jeremy-caliber gamer.
Oh well. @save-skunk5000.bsky.social’s got me covered on the first point.
The morning after Halloween.
Emmet staggered down to his kitchen to find that *someone* turned it into his personal laboratory—and was now pouring individually wrapped sweets into a blender.
Had Sully been here all night? (And why are there two outlines on the wall?)
🎨 by @baddieholly.bsky.social
Emmet staggered down to his kitchen to find that *someone* turned it into his personal laboratory—and was now pouring individually wrapped sweets into a blender.
Had Sully been here all night? (And why are there two outlines on the wall?)
🎨 by @baddieholly.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The morning after Halloween.
Emmet staggered down to his kitchen to find that *someone* turned it into his personal laboratory—and was now pouring individually wrapped sweets into a blender.
Had Sully been here all night? (And why are there two outlines on the wall?)
🎨 by @baddieholly.bsky.social
Emmet staggered down to his kitchen to find that *someone* turned it into his personal laboratory—and was now pouring individually wrapped sweets into a blender.
Had Sully been here all night? (And why are there two outlines on the wall?)
🎨 by @baddieholly.bsky.social
I warned you about it.
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I warned you about it.
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
I warned you that Emmet is... sometimes holding a mysterious box, offering it to you. What's going to happen when you touch it?
You want to get paid, don't you? You signed up to be a test subject, which means you signed up to be useful.
...
Artwork by @awkn.bsky.social!
Zoom.
Enhance.
Enhance.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Zoom.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Sure, Faergi CAN do the whole stereotypical shaman shtick where he's spooky and strange and full of ominous portents, but that's not really his "deal", you know? He's a regular guy underneath that getup.
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Ref sheet by @alovelydog.bsky.social!
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Some of you really need to get your numbers up.
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jeremy’s first day at his new job was spent touring the construction site, being introduced to the members of the crew and coming to terms with ill-fitting headgear.
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Chuck’s confident that will get sorted out. They got plenty-a hard hats.
Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Gift sketches of Maurice and Emmet by @hermux.bsky.social!
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
I wonder if Emmet uses Maurice as a test subject as a way of knocking him down a peg. That ram's got a head full of hair AND horns! Meanwhile you can see tumbleweeds blowing across Emmet's bald noggin.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM