Thanksgiving. The one day a year when Everything they say about Americans is true.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thanksgiving. The one day a year when Everything they say about Americans is true.
Wizard of Oz(1939) Dorothy immediately jumps to the conclusion she has traveled over the rainbow based on nothing.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wizard of Oz(1939) Dorothy immediately jumps to the conclusion she has traveled over the rainbow based on nothing.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
Zero evidence is given in the film to indicate that a rainbow is used in the measurement or orientation of the distance between Kansas and Oz.
What I'm seeing every time someone is in the Criterion Closet.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What I'm seeing every time someone is in the Criterion Closet.
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As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!
“Looks like tonight’s bath night.”
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November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Looks like tonight’s bath night.”
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June Squibb's Criterion Closet picks absolutely rule.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
June Squibb's Criterion Closet picks absolutely rule.
Holy crap. I made this happen with my mind!
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Holy crap. I made this happen with my mind!
Stop paying Jared Leto money.
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Stop paying Jared Leto money.
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Every Boomer should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Holy SHIT this is some toxic shit I just stumbled across. 7 sad things they should never have done that ruined their own and their descendants' lives, framed as sacrifice to make "our lives" possible. Like, what?? Also our lives fucking suck. This frames loveless marriages as a good thing.
7 sacrifices boomers made for their families that younger generations never saw
The invisible labor of a generation that rarely spoke about what things actually cost them.
vegoutmag.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Every Boomer should be buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
Hey! Everyone younger than me! Your mustache looks gross! Shave it off!
August 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey! Everyone younger than me! Your mustache looks gross! Shave it off!
HEY DC I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA FOR SUPERMAN
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
August 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HEY DC I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA FOR SUPERMAN
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
Crash landing in Crime Alley, Infant Kal-El is discovered by a pair of petty thieves who grow to care about him deeply, while simultaneously using him as a brick in their storefront smash-and-grabs.
If I reply to someone I don’t know and they don’t respond within a few hours, I delete it. Because I’ll be gd if I’m gonna let them use it to reach out to me someday when the cash comes in.
August 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I reply to someone I don’t know and they don’t respond within a few hours, I delete it. Because I’ll be gd if I’m gonna let them use it to reach out to me someday when the cash comes in.
How is it possible that the number of people who must be tripping is so much lower than the number of people who are tripping?
August 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How is it possible that the number of people who must be tripping is so much lower than the number of people who are tripping?
The weight of the word 'if' becomes a little worrisome once you consider the expectations set by the rest of the lyrics to "Wouldn't It be Nice??"
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The weight of the word 'if' becomes a little worrisome once you consider the expectations set by the rest of the lyrics to "Wouldn't It be Nice??"
A: You know, Jimmy used to be a poet. He started writing a book, but just never got it finished...
B:Oh, is that right?
Jimmy: Yeah, I...*finger gun*...Poe-tried.
B:Oh, is that right?
Jimmy: Yeah, I...*finger gun*...Poe-tried.
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A: You know, Jimmy used to be a poet. He started writing a book, but just never got it finished...
B:Oh, is that right?
Jimmy: Yeah, I...*finger gun*...Poe-tried.
B:Oh, is that right?
Jimmy: Yeah, I...*finger gun*...Poe-tried.
You get to witness the colonoscopy of one person, living or dead. Who is it and why?
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You get to witness the colonoscopy of one person, living or dead. Who is it and why?
You know who comes up with new slang? The people who just say weird shit all the time.
August 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You know who comes up with new slang? The people who just say weird shit all the time.
A time travel movie where everyone communicates in meme based phrases. The hero has to remember all of today’s hottest memes in order to mimic baby talk and escape the eggplant gestapo.
August 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A time travel movie where everyone communicates in meme based phrases. The hero has to remember all of today’s hottest memes in order to mimic baby talk and escape the eggplant gestapo.
He’s not the boogeyman.
He’s the one you call to snuggle the boogeyman to sleep.
He’s the one you call to snuggle the boogeyman to sleep.
August 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He’s not the boogeyman.
He’s the one you call to snuggle the boogeyman to sleep.
He’s the one you call to snuggle the boogeyman to sleep.
We are talking about a thing we both like a thing that person said made me smile I say something about the same thing that makes them smile I try to talk more than them because I want to make them smile more than they make me smile there’s no way they can make me happier than I can make them they wi
August 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We are talking about a thing we both like a thing that person said made me smile I say something about the same thing that makes them smile I try to talk more than them because I want to make them smile more than they make me smile there’s no way they can make me happier than I can make them they wi
I don’t care whether it’s by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning. If it’s under an inch though, you can go fuck yourself. That’s a tie.
July 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don’t care whether it’s by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning. If it’s under an inch though, you can go fuck yourself. That’s a tie.