Bryan Craves
@bmcraves.bsky.social
⚾️ Detroit Tigers apologist. Former Twitter shit-poster (@ DisplacedTgrFan). Friends and family who supported trump are no longer friends and family. Accepting of your preferred pronouns.
📍Detroit, MI
📍Detroit, MI
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completely preventable… thanks Trump voters
".. A measles outbreak that began in South Carolina at the start of October is showing no signs of slowing as officials on Tuesday reported 27 new cases since Friday. Those cases bring the outbreak total to 111."
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Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages
16 cases are linked to a church, which followed exposures at four schools last week.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
completely preventable… thanks Trump voters
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
I would like to bulldoze my elementary school
Elementary school I work at is celebrating 75 years today. They opened a time capsule and put all the artifacts on display. It's pretty cool.
I'm jealous of people who can still visit the elementary school they went to. My school in Ferndale was bulldozed years ago and they built condos there.
I'm jealous of people who can still visit the elementary school they went to. My school in Ferndale was bulldozed years ago and they built condos there.
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I would like to bulldoze my elementary school
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Such incredibly stupid crap happening in the Republican Party, congratulations to everyone who made this possible
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Such incredibly stupid crap happening in the Republican Party, congratulations to everyone who made this possible
sounds like there are a fair amount of Red Wings fans in Seattle
equally amazing: I am up and alert to start this hockey game
equally amazing: I am up and alert to start this hockey game
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
sounds like there are a fair amount of Red Wings fans in Seattle
equally amazing: I am up and alert to start this hockey game
equally amazing: I am up and alert to start this hockey game
don’t watch a ton of basketball anymore but the 2025-26 Detroit Pistons have been some good ole fun to watch
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
don’t watch a ton of basketball anymore but the 2025-26 Detroit Pistons have been some good ole fun to watch
newest defender of this lower east side home
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
newest defender of this lower east side home
sad day for the Minneapolis beer scene
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
sad day for the Minneapolis beer scene
a “not all heroes wear capes” post for a person I’ve never heard of until 2 days ago
The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
a “not all heroes wear capes” post for a person I’ve never heard of until 2 days ago
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December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
other than being an absolute useful demented puppet, I will never EVER understand why people fall all over themselves over this crooked stack of pig shit
This FIFA peace prize is such a crock of shit. Good lord. It’s beyond satire
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
other than being an absolute useful demented puppet, I will never EVER understand why people fall all over themselves over this crooked stack of pig shit
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The biggest bombshell from newly released Epstein Island photos? This place was ugly af
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The biggest bombshell from newly released Epstein Island photos? This place was ugly af
Frey never earned any of my votes during my Minneapolis days but I can get behind this proper statement
Jacob Frey: "If they're just indiscriminately going after people, due process is violated, habeas corpus is violated, the entire Constitution in and of itself is being thrown in the garbage. So you want to use the term 'garbage,' that's exactly what Trump is doing right now to the Constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Frey never earned any of my votes during my Minneapolis days but I can get behind this proper statement
at this point, I’m surprised Trump hasn’t pardoned himself yet
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
at this point, I’m surprised Trump hasn’t pardoned himself yet
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saw what the piece of shit president said about somalians today and anyone not calling him an outright racist is complicit
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
saw what the piece of shit president said about somalians today and anyone not calling him an outright racist is complicit
getting a head start on the 2026 New Year’s resolutions by joining a gym
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
getting a head start on the 2026 New Year’s resolutions by joining a gym
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this will be the long awaited sequel to the first time I joined this gym, and the reason I quit the last time is because the after effects of Covid kicked my ass
this bitch can fuck all the way off
Leavitt attacks "Somalian migrants in Minnesota" and says, "it is more important than ever to finish carrying out the president's mass deportation operation ... they must go back to their home countries."
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this bitch can fuck all the way off