@bmazing.bsky.social
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dudes look like one of those cro-magnon to human charts but of JD Vance
bmazing.bsky.social
looking forward to the first circuit court decision to be written in all caps
bmazing.bsky.social
"Against Mamdani" seemed like weird framing until I checked out Miranda's twitter
bmazing.bsky.social
potus more like scrotus amirite
bmazing.bsky.social
I mean his dad shot Kennedy but he still voted for RFK Jr.
bmazing.bsky.social
Or required burning to keep our hovels warm
bmazing.bsky.social
He had an all-time great Nike poster
bmazing.bsky.social
Ruin a holiday movie by making it a Halloween movie:

Terms of Embowelment
craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Ruin a holiday movie by making it a Halloween movie:

Blood, Actually bsky.app/profile/gene...
generalmusician.bsky.social
Ruin a holiday movie by making it a Halloween movie:

It's A Wonderful Knife 🔪
bmazing.bsky.social
2017: friend of theirs
2025: friend of ours
bmazing.bsky.social
someone is auditioning to be the next Andy Rooney
bmazing.bsky.social
someone wants to be the next Andy Rooney
bmazing.bsky.social
Also, if you swing and miss but the ball hits your hand, it's a foul, right?
bmazing.bsky.social
No idea why but I want a 10-part documentary about this person
bmazing.bsky.social
tfw you realize you could've hired Chuck Todd for $90k and a $20 lunch per diem and saved $149.9 mil