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Don’t worry lazy bastards, China won’t be interested in spying on whatever you’re doing if you can’t even be arsed hoovering your own fucking house
iRobot, the company that makes the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, has filed for bankruptcy. It has reached a restructuring support agreement that will hand control to its main supplier and lender Shenzhen PICEA Robotics, and Santrum Hong Kong. bloom.bg/49aEN06
📷: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg
📷: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Don’t worry lazy bastards, China won’t be interested in spying on whatever you’re doing if you can’t even be arsed hoovering your own fucking house
This Plaisier on the darts looks like Erling on the roids
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This Plaisier on the darts looks like Erling on the roids
Woltemada looks like he’s gonna go and sling a rope up
Grow up
Grow up
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Woltemada looks like he’s gonna go and sling a rope up
Grow up
Grow up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christoph Walz is absolutely incredible
December 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Christoph Walz is absolutely incredible
If they club together and give the orange felon a plane they’ll be able to do whatever they like
Iran and Egypt have complained to FIFA over Seattle’s plans to promote LGTBQ+ support during a World Cup match this June.
Seattle Has Designated A World Cup ‘Pride Match’—Between Two Countries That Punish Homosexuality
Iran and Egypt have complained to FIFA over Seattle’s plans to promote LGTBQ+ support during a World Cup match this June.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If they club together and give the orange felon a plane they’ll be able to do whatever they like
Given that 95% of England away support are from tinpot football clubs anyway surely they’ll have the money for these World Cup tickets given their season tickets cost 14 pence and a lump of coal
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Given that 95% of England away support are from tinpot football clubs anyway surely they’ll have the money for these World Cup tickets given their season tickets cost 14 pence and a lump of coal
Lol @ all the people that’ll get turned away at the US border next year after forgetting they criticised Dear Leader on Facebook in 2021.
Don’t worry I’m sure FIFA will ensure your 3000 dollar ticket goes to a good home via their “official reseller site”
Mugs galore
Don’t worry I’m sure FIFA will ensure your 3000 dollar ticket goes to a good home via their “official reseller site”
Mugs galore
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Lol @ all the people that’ll get turned away at the US border next year after forgetting they criticised Dear Leader on Facebook in 2021.
Don’t worry I’m sure FIFA will ensure your 3000 dollar ticket goes to a good home via their “official reseller site”
Mugs galore
Don’t worry I’m sure FIFA will ensure your 3000 dollar ticket goes to a good home via their “official reseller site”
Mugs galore
Get fucked you Francoist twats
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Get fucked you Francoist twats
The Madrid batons will be out post game as per usual
ASCAB
ASCAB
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Madrid batons will be out post game as per usual
ASCAB
ASCAB
They’re trying to dance the legal fandango for their future crimes to try and blame it on AI, and put AI in jail instead.
Not sure it will work
Not sure it will work
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Copy of Hegseth's new AI order that I obtained
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They’re trying to dance the legal fandango for their future crimes to try and blame it on AI, and put AI in jail instead.
Not sure it will work
Not sure it will work
Reposted
Will never not be funny
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Will never not be funny
This lot, and this is a phrase that is probably used 100 times a season, are a bunch of disgusting fucking cheats
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This lot, and this is a phrase that is probably used 100 times a season, are a bunch of disgusting fucking cheats
I hope wolves go down with 2 points
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope wolves go down with 2 points
Surely this wolves game should’ve been Christmas Day
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Surely this wolves game should’ve been Christmas Day
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but not a selfie
John Cooper Clarke was his usual magnificent self on 6 music there
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
John Cooper Clarke was his usual magnificent self on 6 music there
Remember those rubber faces you could buy from shops in Blackpool where you put your fingers in holes at the back to manipulate it
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remember those rubber faces you could buy from shops in Blackpool where you put your fingers in holes at the back to manipulate it
Reposted
Rambo: First Botox Part II
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Rambo: First Botox Part II
Keep it coming.
Don’t let him off the hook
Don’t let him off the hook
Yinka Bankole was 12 when Farage spotted him in the playground:
“He towered over me. ‘Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’.”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
“He towered over me. ‘Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’.”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Former Dulwich pupil says Farage told him: ‘That’s the way back to Africa’
Exclusive: Yinka Bankole says he felt compelled to speak out after Reform leader’s attempts to ‘dismiss’ hurt of alleged targets
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Keep it coming.
Don’t let him off the hook
Don’t let him off the hook
By the way.
Bernardo was fucking incredible today. Covered every blade of grass
We’ll miss him so much when he’s gone
Bernardo was fucking incredible today. Covered every blade of grass
We’ll miss him so much when he’s gone
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
By the way.
Bernardo was fucking incredible today. Covered every blade of grass
We’ll miss him so much when he’s gone
Bernardo was fucking incredible today. Covered every blade of grass
We’ll miss him so much when he’s gone
Haha. Not that I’d have been going anyway but this World Cup is getting absolutely ignored to fuck by me
*applies lube to bottom*
Semi-decent seats in Foxboro for England.
$3540. Each. Per bottom. Per sore bottom.
Oh FIFA, you absolute grasping cunts.
Semi-decent seats in Foxboro for England.
$3540. Each. Per bottom. Per sore bottom.
Oh FIFA, you absolute grasping cunts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Haha. Not that I’d have been going anyway but this World Cup is getting absolutely ignored to fuck by me
I am pleased to report that I’ve not seen a single Santa hat at the match today.
Perhaps the game is not yet gone
Perhaps the game is not yet gone
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I am pleased to report that I’ve not seen a single Santa hat at the match today.
Perhaps the game is not yet gone
Perhaps the game is not yet gone
Reposted
Next. Level.
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Next. Level.