A.B. Spooky
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I’m Andy Bluesky’s premier reply guy I post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free. They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
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Why is everyone still asking about the files. There are no files, it’s all a hoax by the Mensheviks
At 300 followers I release The Files
God I love bluesky. Thank you for sharing!
Didn’t Ackman create an account on here and immediately got so much human pushback on his bullshit that he deleted within a month
The Lieutenant Commander of the US Coast Guard just absolutely starstruck and hanging on Our Mysterious Filmmaker’s every word
Oh no! One of them hit the egg so hard it escaped the walls our society builds around each of our hearts! Give their team an extra bonus point
And it’ll have hookers! And blackjack!
-the non-Nazi residents of East Berlin, circa 1948
California and the New England Republic won’t help the Great Plains or Rocky Mountain nations when they inevitably get annexed by Florixas
When they trans around the bases after hitting their little egg into the walled garden
“Susceptibility to confidence scams” is legitimately a whole metric modern data brokers seek out among and try to cultivate in consumers, along with gambling addiction and violence
Do white people know that golf carts are not street legal
(Werner Herzog voice) The Hurricane cares nothing for the Butterfly
Legitimately this is the Nazi legal defense. Straight outta Nuremberg
Novelty skull ice cubes: It’s Spooky Season
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Also very important. Something that I would cite as key to Mamdani's success is how each campaign theme has a tangible, easy-to-understand policy proposal along with it: 1) free buses, 2) rent freeze 3) city owned grocery stores bsky.app/profile/bart...
Is the lesson that the talking points should actually be good instead of focus-grouped nonsense
I tried and failed to find the source, but I believe the second loudest sound ever recorded until the atomic bomb was the *second pass* of the Krakatoa shockwave
No, no guys! Guys! This one king is totally a different kind of king, I promise! Guys! Cmon, guys!
Imagine the kitbashing possibilities
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Chief Justice Roberts should take a good look at his future.
I found it pretty charming to learn that after Roger Taney died, sitting lawmakers called his death a "victory for liberty and the Constitution," suggested that he was probably burning in hell, and joked (?) that they'd rather hang him in effigy than do literally anything to honor his memory
Roger Taney’s Contemporaries Hated Him As Much As You Probably Do
Ordinarily, members of Congress do not publicly suggest that recently deceased Supreme Court justices are burning in hell. But Roger Taney was no ordinary Supreme Court justice.
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Even the Actual Civil War had pretty normal day-to-day conditions for virtually everyone, where remaining calm and using your head and your voice was more important than scoring revolution points
On one hand, we maybe should all have a part of our brain that is prepared to go all Wolverines if the US truly descends into hyperlocal civil war

However, that possibility remains so remote even now, on the precipice of fascism, that acting on it remains a sort of fundamentally antisocial behavior
A well-run farming community should have resources for the human beings in their community to live off of while times are tough, it’s a part of the fabric of America. But Kroger Corp can’t give stockholders their dividend payment in the form of food pantry sundries