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Blob Costas
@blobcostas.chronolympics.com
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Blaseball (RIV) and Olympic Commentator, Reporter, Sochi Pink-eye Haver. We are definitely one organism and not several (He/Him/His)
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"[The Persian Empire] lasted hardly a century... the nation descended into corruption and apathy. The decline of Persia anticipated almost in detail the decline of Rome. Immorality and degeneration among the people accompanied violence and negligence on the throne."
- Will Durant
FIFA awarding trump a shitty fake trophy for "peace" weeks before he kidnaps a head of state Tearing down the east wing for a shitty gold ballroom that no one wants Statue of trump and Epstein holding hands after raping children which the CERTAINLY DID Memorial to Alex Pretti who was executed by faceless secret stormtroopers
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Two days until the #Olympics start. On a scale of Sochi literally falling apart around the athletes to Montreal "Oopsies we are a billion dollars over budget and it still looks terrible"

How much of a shit show will it be?
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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reddit post showing an image of a bowser cutout in a middle of a emptied room with the title: "I took this photo of a closed toy store in my local mall, which had a lone cardboard cutout of Bowser in the middle because of a Super Mario themed event that was supposed to take place"
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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itoc.chronolympics.com
INTERNATIONAL TIME OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

This account serves as the public record
for the Chronolympics.

The record is incomplete.
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Most important game of the year
Nice 2 Brest 2
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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New profile picture. What do we think?

#pixelart
Pink eye Blob Costas at Sochi in pixel art form
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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#blaseball
blobcostas.chronolympics.com Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 4d
That entire tournament was just fantastic baseball. The Japan-Mexico game was epic as well
Randy Arozarena wearing a giant baseball glove
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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Ohtani will not pitch in the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
#ohtani #shohei #wbc
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⬇️ @mlb.com ⬇️
Ohtani to not pitch in Classic, expects to be ready for regular season
Shohei Ohtani, who intends to play in the World Baseball Classic as part of Team Japan's title defense, has decided to not pitch during the tournament, Dodgers manager Dave Roberts said on Saturday.
www.mlb.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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peppermintplankton.bsky.social
yes sir
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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beaucoupkevin.com
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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fortunasaga.com
56 days until Opening Night
"Graraggggllll!" -Sal Frelick, making the weirdest double play of all time
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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fortunasaga.com
The manager of my baseball league had to gently remind me again that my position for the lineups is "Pitcher (LHP & RHP)" and not "Pitcher (Bisexual)."

I must agree to disagree.
December 15, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
This game is more proof that America is being punished
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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I love how the #broncos field looks like an extra inch of snow falls on it after every commercial break
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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coachgowron.com
Solidarity will break them.
January 25, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Steven universe looking sad
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Canada's finest export
fortunasaga.com John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 14d
Why am I reminded of this scene from classic Canadian CGI show ReBoot every time Democrats decide to preemptively roll over instead of scoring on an empty net?
We R Hellping
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January 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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I'm selling these stickers at cost. These are intended for ICE agents. I must emphasize, do NOT slap them on cars that do not belong to you.

fortuna-saga-shop.myspreadshop.com/known+ice+ve...
a sticker that has the image of a melting ice cube and the words "Known ICE Vehicle"
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Tough loss today for Indiana.

No one deserves to lose to the 76ers.
January 20, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Team Japan World Baseball Classic roster update: 11 players added.
#WBC #worldbaseballclassic #teamjapan
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⬇️ World Baseball Network ⬇️
Samurai Japan Reveals 11 More Players for 2026 World Baseball Classic - World Baseball Network
Samurai Japan manager Hirokazu Ibata officially unveiled 11 more players for the 2026 World Baseball Classic on Friday.
worldbaseball.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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play.pokemon.com
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
Itchy Pollen.
GG!

#PokemonTCG
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Are we sure that Mr Beast is real? Every single image I've seen of him looks like a rejected piece of soulless AI generated slop.
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Thinking about Ekecheiria- the Olympic Truce - we're participants in the Olympics were required to lay down their arms for the duration of the Games. It was only violated two times in its 600 year history.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekechei...

#olympics #milan
Ekecheiria - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM