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@bixbites.bsky.social

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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · Oct 19

hiii i'm bix and i finally made the move to bluesky

for more info about me & my interests, check out my carrd! i promise it's not a nightmare to navigate i'm just too lazy to type everything out again here

bixbite.carrd.co

b is gay

my carrd thing

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 1h

five second rule

a blender render of a diner floor with a single fry, with a monster reaching towards it

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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 58m

i had a vivid memory of a time i tried to light like four sparklers at once as a kid and horribly burned the entire side of one of my hands and i took this information and went “hey. that would be a good fire starter”

bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 1h

shan wanted to start a fire but the sticks and wood were a little damp so we were having trouble starting it. until i decided to use sparklers for kindling. yeeeuuupppppp. thats fire alright

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 4h

angewomon's gbf@speegul.bsky.social • 16h
crazy what a beer and a concert will do for the mental health

[username redacted]
Begging to differ, though I catch your lighthearted tone - my brother fell in with a drinking crowd, a classy military one - was diagnosed with acute alcoholic hepatitis, and died Feb 18.

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Onion Rings Worldwide 🌱 6.0 @callinemachine.bsky.social · 5h

congratulations to everyone who has been transferring their period cramps to Thancred! It has finally worked.

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Lukas 🦕 @phewcumber.bsky.social · Nov 1

Happy Halloween! 🎃

#WorldOfWarcraft

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Ed @supersquarebobert.bsky.social · 4h

he's doing it guys, he's actually scaring people! wonder how long this will last

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 5h

SPAMTON'S ULTIMATE MISSION TO OBTAIN SOME TACO BELL #spamtenna

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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 2h

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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 28d

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

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Robin Charm Password @rondoofblood.bsky.social · 10h

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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

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📺 SoftwareAngel 💾 @softwareangel.neocities.org · 17h

love wins

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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 16h

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p.carredo @pcarredo.bsky.social · 3d

🛹

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✳️Mister Prattle✳️ @bedfordprattle.bsky.social · 23h

Tenna dumpster diving no context

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Sean :o) @balloonboyismyson.bsky.social · 1d

More Spamtenna for day 26 :) #Spamtenna #Deltarune

Tenna hugging Spamton close to his face. They are both blushing and smiling. Spamton has his eyes visibly closed.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 1d

A typewritten note that reads:

reminder:
if you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.

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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 22h

its so precious 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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📺 SoftwareAngel 💾 @softwareangel.neocities.org · 1d

i forgot to share my pumpkin this year..

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Yo-kai Watch Bot @yokaiwatchbot.bsky.social · 23h

Love-Torn (やぶレター)
Rank E, Eerie Tribe, Drain Attribute
Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3
Soultimate: Ripping Rancor
A torn love letter whose rage turned it into a Yo-kai. Finds joy in ripping up important documents.

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Rev-Tone @rev-tone.bsky.social · 22h

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22h

Aliens developing the most dangerous of creatures

painting of 3 aliens in a laboratory looking at a giant test tube with satanic symbols with an owl with a cat's head inside, in the background there are more test tubes, one with a capybara and another with a tennis rooster

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 12d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 24d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 1d

(guy who has never used the soap in PW1) WE HAD TO PAY FOR SOAP?

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