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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 1d

No matter what happens tonight, I hope Elias and Rubenstein are both thinking they need to spend money this offseason.

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 6d

I’m hearing that the Orioles have hired a new manager to manage the baseball team next season

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 13d

🗣️🗣️🗣️

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 18d

Striker Pence was Aubrey Huff’s code name on January 6th

Baseball America @baseballamerica.com · 18d

Striker Pence is starting to turn heads.

The 16-year-old pitcher is throwing heat on the mound - including reaching 101 mph 👀

More details: buff.ly/fGO84Ee

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 23d

Jack Flaherty, Orioles Edition

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 28d

At this rate he might not want to come back

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · 28d

Welp looks like the Ravens are in Orioles midseason form

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Oct 4

Kyle Kinane is great!

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Oct 2

Josh Tolentino wrote an article that sums up so many of our thoughts and discussions this season, especially over the past few weeks

Bꪮꪮgeltechnꪮ (Sixers 5-1) @bageltechno.bsky.social · Oct 2

oh hello
archive.fo/M3SbK

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Oct 2

It wasn’t fun to watch but we stuck it out and managed to finish the season.

open.spotify.com/episode/0Lz1...

End of the Mendoza Line

open.spotify.com

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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · Oct 2

Wanted: New GM for the Baltimore Orioles.

- Duties: TBA
- Your boss: The current GM
- Manager hiring input: Unlikely
- Timeline: Maybe this offseason, maybe not

All right — show of hands. Who wants this job?

www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...

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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · Sep 30

Grades for the 2025 Orioles

I tried to balance my disappointment with how many guys performed with my optimism that they’ll bounce back next year.

I also tried to balance advanced stats with wild speculation which is always fun.

thedishwasher.blog/2025/09/30/e...

End of Season Report Cards – What the Orioles returning players need to do better in 2026 (part 1)

The 2025 Orioles season has mercifully ended. If I had to choose one word to describe this past season I would have a hard time picking between disappointing and embarrassing. Maybe I’d combine the…

thedishwasher.blog

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Sep 29

Does “is” autocorrect to O’s for anyone else? 😬

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jamie @steadyhandscastle.bsky.social · Sep 28

how masn ended o's coverage for the year

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Sep 28

I’m going to miss baseball but also like get the fuck outta here with this season

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Sep 28

I’ll take ‘Things Overheard at the Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival’ for $500 Alex

MLB Daily News ⚾️ @fantasymlbnews.bsky.social · Sep 28

Nightengale: Orioles will be the most aggressive team looking for pitching this offseason.

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bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Sep 27

I actually felt bad about posting this during Thursday’s game (not to mention even kind of dumb because they eventually came back to win) but now all I feel is nothing

bird notice @birdnotice.substack.com · Sep 25

Orioles getting swept in New York this weekend is going to be such a fitting end to this season