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Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
Pinned
i ragret to inform yuo he chose hate crimbe
fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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corndog but there's an inner layer of room temperature american cheese
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
corndog but there's an inner layer of room temperature american cheese
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gobbless Philly for giving us all a tutorial on the correct way to deal with clankers
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
gobbless Philly for giving us all a tutorial on the correct way to deal with clankers
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I have achieved peak cromnchy dumplings with an air fryer and some spray oil
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have achieved peak cromnchy dumplings with an air fryer and some spray oil
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that blood is thicccccer than a bowl of oatmeal
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
that blood is thicccccer than a bowl of oatmeal
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Engels? brat.
Charli xcx - Apple (official lyric video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
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December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Engels? brat.
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December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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honkey replacement therapy
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
honkey replacement therapy
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at this point the vikes elicit less hate and more pity but still a lil salty bout week 1
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
at this point the vikes elicit less hate and more pity but still a lil salty bout week 1
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pulling out my raggedy ass chapter on horses, carrying capacity, and forage from war 101 for ancient Chinese dipshit fail sons and forcing people to read it
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
pulling out my raggedy ass chapter on horses, carrying capacity, and forage from war 101 for ancient Chinese dipshit fail sons and forcing people to read it
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it said I was 70 while playing Black Sabbath, defo binged it after Ozzy but the top track being Joan Baez Here’s to You definitely set it over
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it said I was 70 while playing Black Sabbath, defo binged it after Ozzy but the top track being Joan Baez Here’s to You definitely set it over
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Oh yeah whole things wack as hell, my top artist is a lefty country singer and in a personal attack my top genre was “egg punk”
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh yeah whole things wack as hell, my top artist is a lefty country singer and in a personal attack my top genre was “egg punk”
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many crimes are being planned
poorly
poorly
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
many crimes are being planned
poorly
poorly
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sixer seven
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
sixer seven
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damn right Jack
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
damn right Jack
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fr fr like whenever I saw someone (including me) puke from weed it involved concentrates, drunkenness, tobacco mixes, and gravbong dumbassery
like sure technically i guess but it ain’t exactly causal
like sure technically i guess but it ain’t exactly causal
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
fr fr like whenever I saw someone (including me) puke from weed it involved concentrates, drunkenness, tobacco mixes, and gravbong dumbassery
like sure technically i guess but it ain’t exactly causal
like sure technically i guess but it ain’t exactly causal
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that’s just gandalf tho?
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
that’s just gandalf tho?
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this mfer said country…
*County dagnabbit!
*County dagnabbit!
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
this mfer said country…
*County dagnabbit!
*County dagnabbit!
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the country animal control and shelter that catched, let the drunk ass raccoon sleep it off, and released him has a t-shirt campaign raising money so of course I got one www.bonfire.com/trashed-pand...
buy a shirt, support a shelter, and acquire Bill’s approval
buy a shirt, support a shelter, and acquire Bill’s approval
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the country animal control and shelter that catched, let the drunk ass raccoon sleep it off, and released him has a t-shirt campaign raising money so of course I got one www.bonfire.com/trashed-pand...
buy a shirt, support a shelter, and acquire Bill’s approval
buy a shirt, support a shelter, and acquire Bill’s approval
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It wasn't even the marijuana that did it. That was just her body's natural reaction to the realization that she's known as a "TikTok mom".
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It wasn't even the marijuana that did it. That was just her body's natural reaction to the realization that she's known as a "TikTok mom".
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The teens at teen art club are going around and saying hair color and pronouns because they keep dying their hair different colors lmao
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The teens at teen art club are going around and saying hair color and pronouns because they keep dying their hair different colors lmao