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The brain is basically electrified mince and mine's short circuiting.
Listening to Blodwyn Pig and it's amazing - there's hints of Jethro Tull, Free and a heavy sprinkling of Gong
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Listening to Blodwyn Pig and it's amazing - there's hints of Jethro Tull, Free and a heavy sprinkling of Gong
I don't care if it's funny or humourous, posting ai slop gets a block, especially if it is a chicken shaped chicken nugget shitting already-fried chicken nuggets into a deep fat fryer
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I don't care if it's funny or humourous, posting ai slop gets a block, especially if it is a chicken shaped chicken nugget shitting already-fried chicken nuggets into a deep fat fryer
Good morning Bluesky
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Good morning Bluesky
You get the same artistic inspiration from AI as you do from dropping acid
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You get the same artistic inspiration from AI as you do from dropping acid
Wait, we changed gaol to jail because of the Yanks?
Do you have sources for what you're claiming? There is a multitude of things written about Webster's campaign to distinguish American from British English and none, as far as I can find, that mention Spanish being his fundamental influence. For example, here from the National Museum of Language:
Noah Webster – The National Museum of Language
Noah Webster The First American Lexicographer More than any other early American, Noah Webster influenced the direction and force of American English. By doing that, he had a great influence on the wa...
languagemuseum.org
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wait, we changed gaol to jail because of the Yanks?
They should beard-proof coat collars so stray hairs don't get trapped in the fine weave and make it feel like someone's plucking out your hairs one by one
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They should beard-proof coat collars so stray hairs don't get trapped in the fine weave and make it feel like someone's plucking out your hairs one by one
I miss the days when we had plastic flappy-paddle seats. They didn't make you freeze your nuts off on a cold, metal rail
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I miss the days when we had plastic flappy-paddle seats. They didn't make you freeze your nuts off on a cold, metal rail
I will never stop telling people to leave X.
It's monetised hateful content so if you engage, you're just feeding the trolls with cash, you end up sadder, nothing changes and the world becomes a darker place.
It's monetised hateful content so if you engage, you're just feeding the trolls with cash, you end up sadder, nothing changes and the world becomes a darker place.
You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I will never stop telling people to leave X.
It's monetised hateful content so if you engage, you're just feeding the trolls with cash, you end up sadder, nothing changes and the world becomes a darker place.
It's monetised hateful content so if you engage, you're just feeding the trolls with cash, you end up sadder, nothing changes and the world becomes a darker place.
I would love to know what the anti-taxxers' endgame is, bc if it's to pay no tax in a totally free market, are they prepared for a privatised police and fire service?
For only $400/mo you can have us come and put a fire out. For an extra $3000 we'll save your pet.
For only $400/mo you can have us come and put a fire out. For an extra $3000 we'll save your pet.
Look, you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people, including the UK government, seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society.
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I would love to know what the anti-taxxers' endgame is, bc if it's to pay no tax in a totally free market, are they prepared for a privatised police and fire service?
For only $400/mo you can have us come and put a fire out. For an extra $3000 we'll save your pet.
For only $400/mo you can have us come and put a fire out. For an extra $3000 we'll save your pet.
Finally a nuanced take on Glinner's unhinged behaviour
Unfortunately, Glinner's right about their cowardice, just for the wrong reasons. No-one has stood up to him. I'm not counting Ardal O'Hanlon vaguely referring to him as "confrontational".
I've spent years begging the UK comedy scene to speak out about his escalating abuse. Universally ignored.
I've spent years begging the UK comedy scene to speak out about his escalating abuse. Universally ignored.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Finally a nuanced take on Glinner's unhinged behaviour
I really need to wash my shoes but I only have one pair to wear and I'm never not wearing them - what do I do?
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I really need to wash my shoes but I only have one pair to wear and I'm never not wearing them - what do I do?
Yellow and black zigzags
15. What color is your voice?
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yellow and black zigzags
This movie was the peak of the late-90s GenXer movies.
The casting, plot & directing were all sublime ❤️
I haven’t seen it in decades so I don’t know how well it holds up today but it reminds me of that time of optimism and hope for a new millennium where we really felt we were making progress
The casting, plot & directing were all sublime ❤️
I haven’t seen it in decades so I don’t know how well it holds up today but it reminds me of that time of optimism and hope for a new millennium where we really felt we were making progress
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This movie was the peak of the late-90s GenXer movies.
The casting, plot & directing were all sublime ❤️
I haven’t seen it in decades so I don’t know how well it holds up today but it reminds me of that time of optimism and hope for a new millennium where we really felt we were making progress
The casting, plot & directing were all sublime ❤️
I haven’t seen it in decades so I don’t know how well it holds up today but it reminds me of that time of optimism and hope for a new millennium where we really felt we were making progress
Think I might treat myself to a little passing out today, yes.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Think I might treat myself to a little passing out today, yes.
What is up with OAPs who constantly lick their lips
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
What is up with OAPs who constantly lick their lips
I forgot to put the black bin out again
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I forgot to put the black bin out again
Am I wrong for thinking ill of a father who drives around in a well-kept white Mercedes saloon while his front & back garden look like a literal fly-tipping site and he smokes so much weed it stinks our house out on a regular basis
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Am I wrong for thinking ill of a father who drives around in a well-kept white Mercedes saloon while his front & back garden look like a literal fly-tipping site and he smokes so much weed it stinks our house out on a regular basis
I don't ask much of this world - all I want is for Bluetooth headphones to not have such a massive lag between what happens on screen and when I hear it
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't ask much of this world - all I want is for Bluetooth headphones to not have such a massive lag between what happens on screen and when I hear it
Is it too early to start nibbling my lunch?
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Is it too early to start nibbling my lunch?
It's interesting how a more and more adverts are portraying Christmas as a thoroughly shitty time of the year. Even the AI abominations
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It's interesting how a more and more adverts are portraying Christmas as a thoroughly shitty time of the year. Even the AI abominations
This bus shelter seating is a war crime
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This bus shelter seating is a war crime
Note to self - when quote-skeeting, make sure you read the WHOLE skeet BEFORE hitting Post
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Note to self - when quote-skeeting, make sure you read the WHOLE skeet BEFORE hitting Post
Not every app needs a Wrapped
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Not every app needs a Wrapped
How have I missed such a massive banger as this? I guess I was too wrapped up in Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)
The Melodika Bros' cover version also slaps
The Melodika Bros' cover version also slaps
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How have I missed such a massive banger as this? I guess I was too wrapped up in Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)
The Melodika Bros' cover version also slaps
The Melodika Bros' cover version also slaps