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Merry Christmart
@biggs.bsky.social
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The brain is basically electrified mince and mine's short circuiting.
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It better be the millionaire part
Tiktok says the number 1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go Movie poster for Batman featuring Jack Nicholson & Michael Keaton.
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Important cat update

He's doing fine ❤️
Orange cat on a tiled floor, looking up at the camera
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Listening to Blodwyn Pig and it's amazing - there's hints of Jethro Tull, Free and a heavy sprinkling of Gong
The original lineup of Blodwyn pig in the late 60s with big 60s hair, pastel coloured shirts and looking très serious
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Good morning Bluesky
Wile e coyote on a massive rock, falling, looking up in fear as another massive rock is above him, also falling.
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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I miss the days when we had plastic flappy-paddle seats. They didn't make you freeze your nuts off on a cold, metal rail
Photo of an old-style bus shelter in a sunny town, with red plastic seats that swivel vertical when nobody is sat on them, and can go horizontal when someone is, to provide a more comfortable bus-waiting experience.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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We should mark the occasion respectfully
An England flag tied to a lamppost in a suburban road but the flag is near the bottom of the lamppost to imitate flying a flag at half-masts. It's so low to the ground, as most flags put up on lampposts are at half mast because the ladders don't reach the top
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Gordon Ramsey saying Delicious finally some good effing karma
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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What is up with OAPs who constantly lick their lips
A Lickitung from Pokemon cartoon in the woods
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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I forgot to put the black bin out again
Final scene of Planet of the Apes on the beach in front of the ruined Statue of Liberty where Charlton Heston, on his knees and hunched over in anguish, realises that bin santa has been and gone
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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It's interesting how a more and more adverts are portraying Christmas as a thoroughly shitty time of the year. Even the AI abominations
AI image of a guy trying, and failing, to ride a bike uphill in the snow, carrying a massive fir tree in a basket on the bike. The caption reans "it's the most terrible time of the year"
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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This bus shelter seating is a war crime
A narrow, cold, green iron beam in a green bus shelter masquerading as a bench
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Not every app needs a Wrapped
That dude standing up with an opinion meme
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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How have I missed such a massive banger as this? I guess I was too wrapped up in Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)

The Melodika Bros' cover version also slaps
Cover art for the single The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring (1998)
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Hans Moleman in the Simpsons phone booth meme, saying no, that's too many beans
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Played along with Golden & was working out the chords to Your Idol (I disagree with what's on the net) & I miss playing in a band
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Ho ho ho Merry Don'tFuckWithTheTunnelOfLightsWe'reWatchingYou-mas
A white tunnel of lights, taken in the daytime, in a market square outside a shopping centre. A white tunnel of lights taken outside in a city square - from its nature it looks like it encourages people to walk through it, to enjoy the visual experience which is somewhat marred by having two giant manky concrete blocks partially blocking both entrances . A sign on the tunnel of lights festively telling you that 24 hour surveillance is in operation, featuring a picture in a dark snowy forest of the top half santa looking through binoculars directly at the reader
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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At least you get good music
Scene from Father Ted where a visiting Father Todd Unctuous appears in Ted & Dougal's room in nothing but scraggly y fronts saying "well, here we all are now, all the lads" in a Santa hat
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
The Rowlet screams on its perch. It's me - I'm the Rowlet.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Is it too much to ask that politicians make the country a nicer place to live in?

Where are these people being trained to have all their humanity removed and why do we keep electing them
Scene from the Simpsons on the capitol steps' presidential debate where Homer reveals that the two political candidates are actually aliens Kang and Kodos, both with the same intention of enslaving the human race
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I will *NEVER* give out my WiFi password to household appliances and ESPECIALLY not the toilet.
Still frame from the Simpsons first treehouse of horror where the family is standing outside the possessed house watching it consume itself in a crazy display of lights
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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So Spotify is bad, but it seems to be the industry leader.
Do you have suggestions for alternatives please?

Snoozy kitty pic unrelated
It’s a snoozy orange fluffball probably dreaming about catching mice, of which he was very fond of doing and bringing into our old house (he was our neighbours’ cat who stayed with us because he didn’t like their other pets)
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This reminds me - while I was away, I made a cake for Mini Ad’s birthday.

(It’s traced, of course 😉)
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I’ll own all of that - I’m not ashamed.

I am surprised that I listened to Planet Home by Jamiroquai as much as I did, but I played it alongside an ancient PC game called Hell-Copter over 20 years ago & when I found a playable version online, I knew what I had to do.
My top songs of 2025, three of which are from K-Pop Demon Hunters. Providence by Poor Man’s Poison is at 2 and Planet Home by Jamiroquai at 4. Your Idol takes the top spot followed by How It’s Done and Golden at 3 and 5 respectively.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I’d say that’s an accurate representation of me. Comedy basically being Tom Cardy on repeat
A graphic displaying my top 5 music genres this year, according to Spotify. In at number 5, it’s Comedy. Holding steady at 4 it’s Folk. Up from last year it’s Lo-fi beats at 3. A brand new entry at 2, it’s K-pop and maintaining the top spot for a 34th year in a row, it’s Alternative Rock!
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Idle scratching update:
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM