bexpuddles.bsky.social
@bexpuddles.bsky.social
Talks absolute nonsense
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gee thanks Albo, got to give me data to some mob called Yoti ... to get in to my own account ... who are these Yoti people, can you vouch for them?
#auspol #mediaban
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How do other people cope having to deal with dumb people all day?
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Me & the wife don't bother with Xmas/birthday presents for each other, instead we wrap random things from around the house for the kids to give us. Best presents so far have been a single flip-flop and a remote for a TV we don't own. Makes life so much easier.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I forgot I was wearing a stupid Xmas head when battling the final boss
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
YouTube wrapped got my year summary wrong, as if I watch sports recaps but my top channels were correct
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I love that free to air TV has included Gremlins in their Xmas movie line up
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't think it would have been possible for me to make much more of a mess at my table during my street Xmas party than I did. Not sloppy drunk, just a sticky mess.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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A giant. One of the greats. Rest In Peace, Steve Cropper. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/a...
Steve Cropper, Guitarist, Songwriter and a Shaper of Memphis Soul Music
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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.Trump picked a fight with the wrong guy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Sleepy
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Crucified twice this week for trying to help out at work. Lesson learned, ignore those particular people.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got my discounted gold class tickets for Project Hail Mary next March
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Muppet Knives Out could have been a thing?
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hahaha my neighbour came over to ask me what "6-7“ means. Most of the street are in their 80s so I'm seen as" young" to consult on these type of things.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Poo, why can't the new Prelude be fully electric, not hybrid
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM