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Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
Notre Dame fans punching holes in the wall right now watching this game
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bama vs Oklahoma
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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can’t understand why women hate these guys
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Congressional Dems: They’re Fascist Authoritarians

Congressional Dems: Well he’s the President so we have to pass his nominees

Do they not see how the latter makes the former seem hyperbolic and untrue?
democrats: we cant do stuff cause tradition and the parliamentarian

republicans: we just do whatever

democrats: and we vote for their nominees, too
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Chicks, man?
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Another Sam Darnold late season collapse incoming
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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How much money do you think I could grift outa right wing psychos if I redid the baby shark song but changed the lyrics to “Charlie Kirk”
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Flipping channels and found Hook playing on BBC America and I immediately got sucked in. This movie was a huge part of my childhood.
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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It's like a tackle box if you were going fishing for me
Doing some organizing
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It can’t be stated enough just how deranged these freaks are
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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founder and CEO of $20 billion asset manager is falling for AI slop
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Nate came home from school and said one of his teachers was talking about The Princess Bride and he asked me if it was any good so that is definitely something we’re doing over Christmas break
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’d like to welcome Marjorie to her first day here on earth
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What I'd like to see from the president is empathy for Americans. Donald Trump is a billionaire and he's the president. When he looks into a camera and says 'affordability is a hoax,' he's talking to Americans that are suffering and have been for many years now."
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Lmao fuck this dude
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He’s either going to announce that we’re going to war or that he’s mad about who won the masked singer or some shit
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nobody is free unless all of us are free. If you are willing to throw trans people under the bus who’s next on your list of “expendable” people?
Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Inside of you are two wolves
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM