Bentzburgh
@bentzburgh.bsky.social
mild mannered tortilla salesman
Inside of you are two wolves
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Inside of you are two wolves
A Rob Reiner deep cut for my fellow conspiracy nerds: he and Soledad O’Brien did a podcast a while back about the JFK assassination that was excellent. Highly recommend.
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A Rob Reiner deep cut for my fellow conspiracy nerds: he and Soledad O’Brien did a podcast a while back about the JFK assassination that was excellent. Highly recommend.
I think people are being too dramatic Phil Rivers still looks like he’s in his prime to me
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think people are being too dramatic Phil Rivers still looks like he’s in his prime to me
This is like a scene from one of those straight to VHS Disney movies
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is like a scene from one of those straight to VHS Disney movies
Shortest dude in his crew lmao dude is giving off baby joker vibes
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Shortest dude in his crew lmao dude is giving off baby joker vibes
Justin Herbert is overhyped
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Justin Herbert is overhyped
But like, what if I don’t wanna go check on my stores
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
But like, what if I don’t wanna go check on my stores
“I’m just thinkin bout Blackwater…where that money went”
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“I’m just thinkin bout Blackwater…where that money went”
I’ve always wanted a teddy bear that was just like my alcoholic uncle at family gatherings
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve always wanted a teddy bear that was just like my alcoholic uncle at family gatherings
Cha Chang Cha Chang
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Cha Chang Cha Chang
Me after holding the door for a lady in public
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Me after holding the door for a lady in public
I’m an even bigger fan of this man after hearing his story
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m an even bigger fan of this man after hearing his story
Ok but I don’t want to see these farmers eating steak and lobster on my dime. No soda, birthday cakes or name brand food either.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ok but I don’t want to see these farmers eating steak and lobster on my dime. No soda, birthday cakes or name brand food either.
When they sang Lick it up I didn’t know they were talking about boots
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When they sang Lick it up I didn’t know they were talking about boots
Steelers fans can relate, girl
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Steelers fans can relate, girl
Me: hell yeah the prime time game I’ve been waiting all day for this matchup!
Me with 8:27 left in the second quarter:
Me with 8:27 left in the second quarter:
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me: hell yeah the prime time game I’ve been waiting all day for this matchup!
Me with 8:27 left in the second quarter:
Me with 8:27 left in the second quarter: