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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew

@bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social

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Call me Eltha, Dee or Socket. she/her UK based kobold who draws a lot of kobolds and other critters, then makes merch outta them. Runs a shop together with @sockmuffin.bsky.social over at sockmuffin.com Art only account @grumpygryphon.bsky.social

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 2d

Don't forget you can get these water proof vinyl stickers for a special pre-order discount price until the 18th (and Patrons can get another 25% off by using the discount code we've shared on there)!

We ship from the UK and ship worldwide with the exception of Germany www.sockmuffin.com

A mock-up of a very stylised dragon sticker. The version on the left is a creamy yellow, the way the sticker tends to look when it light. The version on the right shows the green hue the sticker gets in the dark.

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 9h

between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 11h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 4h

I love how these things works. I technically graduated from secondary education with 7 a-levels which is hilarious.

Meanwhile my BSc is considered to be a proper university degree in the UK, while it's not in the Netherlands, only my Masters is a 'proper' uni degree in NL 😂

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 4h

I do! Although the turnaround may be up to 5 weeks at the moment (prices very much depend on what you want)

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 4h

This is proper embarrassing for UK education dude. Like, fuck me, I had to meet B2 requirements for English when finishing my secondary education... in the Netherlands 😂

(anyway I agree this is a much needed change but shit son I never realised that A-levels were that 'low in skill level')

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry I have to laugh my arse off because I've got an official certificate that states my fluency is at C2 and you're now telling me that most UK secondary education only goes up to B2?! IS THIS A JOKE?!

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 15h

Have you picked up your copy of the Kobold’s Journal yet?

Wip of a commission for @flintwhitelock.bsky.social!

A black and white work in progress drawing of kobold standing on an upside wooden crate, holding up a newspaper.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 16h

A little dogbold adopt I had the pleasure of designing for @plusgood.bsky.social a little while ago!

A character sheet featuring a kobold with dog like features.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 10h

My GP seems to think this kind of depression fatigue is fixable with anti depressants and it just isn't.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 11h

Having 75% of my income evaporate since the US de minimis removal + tariffs is really starting to catch up with me mentally and financially.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 11h

Ooooof, finding myself unable to work fast enough to hit the amounts I need to in order to cover all the bills this month (it's what I have savings for, but still...) this sucks big time.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13h

Meanwhile fedex is fucking around with my hundreds of opossum stickers - don't you fucking lose 'em.

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13h

I'm glad the terrierness this dogbold is based on shines through bwahahaha.

(also what a cutie!)

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13h

... don't tell me stickerapp is having problems with my glow in the dark stickers again.

They've been in the production queue for almost a full week now???

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my god me neither.

I love her but pls no

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 14h

I knoooow. The lugia camaeo doesn't help 💀

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 15h

Have you picked up your copy of the Kobold’s Journal yet?

Wip of a commission for @flintwhitelock.bsky.social!

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 16h

A little dogbold adopt I had the pleasure of designing for @plusgood.bsky.social a little while ago!

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 16h

omg was literally thinking the same

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 16h

... why does Zidane look like a weird fusion between himself and Tidus? WHERE IS HIS TAIL?!

Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 17h

• Cloud Strife (FFVII)
• Rinoa Heartilly (FFVIII)
• Zidane Tribal (FFIX)
• Lightning (FFXIII)

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 17h

They really are! I absolutely *adore* the SIR from these sets in particular and I'm so happy to finally own both <3 Does help the JP textures are just extra lush.

Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 17h

now if I could find a cheap copy of Regidrago V I'd super appreciate it

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 17h

The texture is so good 🤌

Close up of the texture of the zacian card

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 17h

Couldn't believe my luck when I found a super cheap binder copy of this Zacian card the other day!

I've been after it ever since I got back into the hobby. Now she can finally join her bro.

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 1d

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 2d

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