bellofthebird
@bellofthebird.bsky.social
small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
“…unless you’re tryna democratise this pussy”
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“…unless you’re tryna democratise this pussy”
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
seriously house hunting & also cannot believe anyone in their right mind would lend me this amount of money
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
seriously house hunting & also cannot believe anyone in their right mind would lend me this amount of money
one of the dumbest takes i have ever seen is that, if you’ve ever used a snapchat filter you can’t complain about ai in art because you’ve used ai. proof that having a following doesn’t make you much of anything. the capacity to be an absolute fucking moron exists for everyone.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
one of the dumbest takes i have ever seen is that, if you’ve ever used a snapchat filter you can’t complain about ai in art because you’ve used ai. proof that having a following doesn’t make you much of anything. the capacity to be an absolute fucking moron exists for everyone.
i love my job, i love the shop i work in, i love the owner/manager, i love the things we stock, i love all the freedom she has given me to work in a manner that keeps me balanced & healthy. but. some of these fucking customers need to learn about disclosure boundaries & not trauma dump on me 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i love my job, i love the shop i work in, i love the owner/manager, i love the things we stock, i love all the freedom she has given me to work in a manner that keeps me balanced & healthy. but. some of these fucking customers need to learn about disclosure boundaries & not trauma dump on me 💀
“53 years??”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“53 years??”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
i just want an irl girl to be my friend so that i can be vulnerable & soft with her. i desperately miss having someone i can weep on that i can offer comfort in reciprocal to. ffs. i am a good person & i deserve better than this specific type of loneliness.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i just want an irl girl to be my friend so that i can be vulnerable & soft with her. i desperately miss having someone i can weep on that i can offer comfort in reciprocal to. ffs. i am a good person & i deserve better than this specific type of loneliness.
finished reading a series where one of the main characters is described like alan rickman looks. returned to finish a series where there is a main character with the same name. except he makes me think of a curly haired steve martin. it’s making reading very difficult for me
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
finished reading a series where one of the main characters is described like alan rickman looks. returned to finish a series where there is a main character with the same name. except he makes me think of a curly haired steve martin. it’s making reading very difficult for me
update: i am unhappy about this decision, it was a mistake
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
update: i am unhappy about this decision, it was a mistake
about to try eating. digging extra deep for the strength this is gonna require.
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
about to try eating. digging extra deep for the strength this is gonna require.
i’m with dakota on this, bare feet in public is…
like, i cannot not be grossed out by anyone barefoot in this city
just look around for 1 minute
it’s so fucking gross here, get some jandals even. come on.
like, i cannot not be grossed out by anyone barefoot in this city
just look around for 1 minute
it’s so fucking gross here, get some jandals even. come on.
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i’m with dakota on this, bare feet in public is…
like, i cannot not be grossed out by anyone barefoot in this city
just look around for 1 minute
it’s so fucking gross here, get some jandals even. come on.
like, i cannot not be grossed out by anyone barefoot in this city
just look around for 1 minute
it’s so fucking gross here, get some jandals even. come on.
i got some wild fucken nails done & i have never been so fascinated to watch someone use tiny brushes, how did she hand paint every detail, i was watching & i still can hardly make my brain accept what my eyes clearly saw. shout out to the super talented grace of armouredstudio.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i got some wild fucken nails done & i have never been so fascinated to watch someone use tiny brushes, how did she hand paint every detail, i was watching & i still can hardly make my brain accept what my eyes clearly saw. shout out to the super talented grace of armouredstudio.
whomst amongst the people is sending me parcels with no identifying features???
this better not be a glitter bomb coz if it is? jokes actually gonna be on you since i fucken love glitter.
this better not be a glitter bomb coz if it is? jokes actually gonna be on you since i fucken love glitter.
October 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
whomst amongst the people is sending me parcels with no identifying features???
this better not be a glitter bomb coz if it is? jokes actually gonna be on you since i fucken love glitter.
this better not be a glitter bomb coz if it is? jokes actually gonna be on you since i fucken love glitter.
so, i was under the impression that banks could not use your discretionary spending against your assessment for a mortgage, & in regards to that, what would they be looking for when asking for bank statements & credit card statements for the last 3 months? seems kind of ‘invadey’ for what reason?
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
so, i was under the impression that banks could not use your discretionary spending against your assessment for a mortgage, & in regards to that, what would they be looking for when asking for bank statements & credit card statements for the last 3 months? seems kind of ‘invadey’ for what reason?
this is the one that elicited a proper laugh that i then had to choke down coz on the bus 💀
When you're visiting your girls' only feed, it's wombscrolling
when you’re looking for beauty, it’s bloomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this is the one that elicited a proper laugh that i then had to choke down coz on the bus 💀
nz means if you can’t be fucked to sort your shit out & turn up to the location i’ve identified in the app or even acknowledge you’re taking the longest way possible after asking which way i want to go, you get zero tip. idfc. the gift i give is not giving you a shit rating. that’s all i can offer.
October 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
nz means if you can’t be fucked to sort your shit out & turn up to the location i’ve identified in the app or even acknowledge you’re taking the longest way possible after asking which way i want to go, you get zero tip. idfc. the gift i give is not giving you a shit rating. that’s all i can offer.
every thing they warned me would happen, didn’t, & interestingly enough, i look better now than ever so, never take the advice of someone you wouldn’t willingly & without hesitation throw yourself under a train for.
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
every thing they warned me would happen, didn’t, & interestingly enough, i look better now than ever so, never take the advice of someone you wouldn’t willingly & without hesitation throw yourself under a train for.
if you can’t have a mathematical, scientific, philosophical, & psychologically based conversation with your bar staff, get a new bar.
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
if you can’t have a mathematical, scientific, philosophical, & psychologically based conversation with your bar staff, get a new bar.
fuck me y’all, i’m just tryna sleep in a bed for the first time in 3 days & i do not appreciate taupō messing my shit up with earthquakes. if you’re not gonna volcano then shut up coz now i’m wide the fuck awake.
October 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
fuck me y’all, i’m just tryna sleep in a bed for the first time in 3 days & i do not appreciate taupō messing my shit up with earthquakes. if you’re not gonna volcano then shut up coz now i’m wide the fuck awake.
it is always the time to remind us all that your phone will charge faster if you turn the switch on at the wall
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
it is always the time to remind us all that your phone will charge faster if you turn the switch on at the wall
i just realised i’ve never taken myself to a motel & dinner & while these might be the shittest circumstances ever i’m probably gonna have to schedule this into my existence more than once a year now
October 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
i just realised i’ve never taken myself to a motel & dinner & while these might be the shittest circumstances ever i’m probably gonna have to schedule this into my existence more than once a year now
why has it taken me this long to make it to flat hills & how many of those trucks i passed have already gone thru here while i’m fucking around getting food.
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
why has it taken me this long to make it to flat hills & how many of those trucks i passed have already gone thru here while i’m fucking around getting food.
for the first time ever in my entire life i will not do the drive from wellington to auckland in one roll, i’ve actually booked myself a very nice room in taupō for overnight. i literally never do this so i’m kinda excited…
October 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
for the first time ever in my entire life i will not do the drive from wellington to auckland in one roll, i’ve actually booked myself a very nice room in taupō for overnight. i literally never do this so i’m kinda excited…
there comes a time in your life when you’re so lazy you just uber the fucken dinner to the bar instead of walking down it.
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
there comes a time in your life when you’re so lazy you just uber the fucken dinner to the bar instead of walking down it.
guy at the bar : you got any zero’s?
me: yeah, zero tolerance for people that can’t close a fucken door
bar staff: *stares at me in shush but yeah you’re correct but also shush*
me: no
me: yeah, zero tolerance for people that can’t close a fucken door
bar staff: *stares at me in shush but yeah you’re correct but also shush*
me: no
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
guy at the bar : you got any zero’s?
me: yeah, zero tolerance for people that can’t close a fucken door
bar staff: *stares at me in shush but yeah you’re correct but also shush*
me: no
me: yeah, zero tolerance for people that can’t close a fucken door
bar staff: *stares at me in shush but yeah you’re correct but also shush*
me: no
hmm, turns out i am actually ok when it happens that way. because if you invite trouble you shouldn’t be surprised when it smashes thru your window. fight me, unfollow me, cry about what a shitty person i am. idc. i make no secrets about my vibes & my consistency knows no apologies.
a blue and white penguin with the words have a blessed day
Alt: a blue and white penguin with the words have a blessed day
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October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
hmm, turns out i am actually ok when it happens that way. because if you invite trouble you shouldn’t be surprised when it smashes thru your window. fight me, unfollow me, cry about what a shitty person i am. idc. i make no secrets about my vibes & my consistency knows no apologies.