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bellofthebird
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small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
but seriously, i would pay money to hang out with your cat for a couple hours, fuck yeah i would. let me pet those lil weirdos. absolute perfection on 4 legs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
it was a cat & i meant monetise it by hiring it out to people that want to pat hairless cats but sometimes brain & mouth
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
all. of. them.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
yup, but the landlords are pretty good & have said if we find a place to buy we won’t be beholden to the end of the fixed tenancy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
thank you! i am nervous, excited & stressed & these seem like an excellent variety of emotions.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
yeah, one bank came back what felt like way too fast & way too much! but also, as the kids say, fuck it we ball, & we’re gonna start open home shopping this weekend.
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
omg it’s literally terrifying! nobody has ever had this kind of blind confidence in me including my parents whomst have loved me the most including my high schools dropout vibe.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
ahahahahaha tried to show someone your awesome avi, realised your handle had changed, & spat my wine on the floor in the pub.
a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a tank top has the word ragr on her chest
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November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
ma’am. what. the. entire. fuck!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
not sure if amused or horrified…
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i am not an emotional support retail worker. or a psychiatrist. or a healer in any way, shape, or form that you are trying to imply. please. i just wanna make lights on money & meet my friend for a drink at the bar. please .
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
you have a dead husband? a tooth infection? your chickens got taken off you for animal abuse? you had a terrible second marriage? should you have gone to egypt last year? you want to hug me? oh, absolutely fucking not. take your energy & scoot.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
absolutely fucking loved it! excellent start to my day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
thank you. i cannot agree with you on a harder level. why is this an unpopular opinion. apologists are as garbage as offenders.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the. SHOES!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i demand a review
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
i’ll hold them ~both~ down. idgaf. let me help you.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
oof sorry that was quite a little bit of honesty but also, yeah, it’s an unhappy position to find oneself in. i’ve always had women around me & its just very empty at the moment which is, making me sad.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i am literally wandering around someone’s empty apartment rn crying because i don’t have ‘anyone’ anymore & fuck. it’s actually crushing. women need women 😭
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM