i’m not. but you made me get up & close the door so have fun standing
i’m not. but you made me get up & close the door so have fun standing
took selfies, listened to fleetwood mac, & imagined i looked like stevie nicks.
took selfies, listened to fleetwood mac, & imagined i looked like stevie nicks.
first i laughed.
then i got mad about the lack of oxford comma.
then i looked at my phone & contemplated the logistics of eating it.
reckon it’d probably need salt & a good hot sauce.
& a fucken huge side of mashed potato & gravy.
also a whisky chaser or 73.
first i laughed.
then i got mad about the lack of oxford comma.
then i looked at my phone & contemplated the logistics of eating it.
reckon it’d probably need salt & a good hot sauce.
& a fucken huge side of mashed potato & gravy.
also a whisky chaser or 73.
imagine making this pizza for me & then feeling like you need to apologise because it isn’t ‘round’.
bro. it is literally perfect. shut the entire fuck up.
imagine making this pizza for me & then feeling like you need to apologise because it isn’t ‘round’.
bro. it is literally perfect. shut the entire fuck up.