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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢

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MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 3d

Was playing old flash games, and this joke in particular aged extremely well

This game came out 20 years ago

Heihachi: "I just want to die! Namco just won't kill me off...I'm dug my own grave, with flowers and a vase and everything..."

Game is "The Legend of Zelda and the Lampshare of No Real Significane", released 2005

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10h

Man car hand door hook hand

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 10h

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10h

Please read my previous reply

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Rod Breslau @slasher.bsky.social · 11h

lol according to leaks from the recent Discord hack there is an internal document list of "Accounts That We Should Not Interact With" featuring myself, the US Army, TeamSpeek, Keemstar and the disgraced doctor. What I do

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10h

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 10h

They must be below my huge fat fucking tits

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Pr🎃rk @prork.bsky.social · 10h

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you, I know it's good, but, y'know. Keep kissing.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11h

Hey I'm just out here slappin words like big meaty men slappin meat.

Thank u tho. <3

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DEAD WRONG ZERO @typhon.monster · 11h

Do you even lift bro?

Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 11h

Terrifically you.

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Lexi, She Who Exists @lexisizestuff.bsky.social · 11h

i've been watching i think you should leave and i am in dire need for situations where i can say this-

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12h

The codpieces we're giving them, ridiculous.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 12h

Sizeshifter making a girl kiss her rubble-pocked sneakers while they whimper and beg not to be shrunk

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AshbornPhoenix @ashbornphoenix.bsky.social · 16h

Hey, remember how I talk about hating Remakes being treated as replacements for what they're remaking? Guess how I feel about this.

Tak @takgoup.bsky.social · 17h

Capcom should die. Give all their IPs to less stupid people.

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 13h

Oh thank god Bluesky is back, it will never explode for no reason

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 13h

Holy shit this is cookin

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 13h

Cons: Cannot trust it to sleep, wake, or charge unattended.

Fuuuuck me.

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YUCK_07 @yuckybusiness.bsky.social · 20h

chance encounter

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

The funniest thing in Better Call Saul is definitely the idea that Jimmy would be put in his cellphone store on his first day with absolutely no supervisor

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

Krysta Laylla has pledged to spend one pillion dollaro in the next Forever

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 15h

OpenAI has pledged to spend $1 trillion in the next five years.

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

ATTACKS

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Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

Banger after banger after banger

Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢 @behemous.bsky.social · 14h

No one actually knows this, any Stash of Fries can be cursed into becoming a Stash of Curly Fries.