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She/They/He

Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you

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Step, lick, kiss, step, step, in that order.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Metroid Dread is a fucking masterpiece, if I'd recommend one that isn't Fusion or Zero, it's Dread
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Prime Remastered is so fuckin beautiful

And I don't do this often I just wanna play thru them all before Prime 4 drops
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Yeag if you're in Prime 2, you need to hold L2 while spinning, and in Prime 3, you have to press B, not A, to keep it spinning. It's weird.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Primehack on Steam Deck did that for me! Watch out for the screw attack, it doesn't work lmao
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Aaaand Prime 3, too. God, it plays like such a B+ 2007-era shooter.
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Subtle trans in those colour choices wolf made
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hot and rubs between two things :3
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
U should write some size friction.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Samus, our sensors have told us that Next Location is here." yeag the 2000s weren't perfect.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
O yeag, there's a lot of upfront dialoging, presumably to help on board people new to Prime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
LMAAAAOOOO oh my god they have Fucked this poor woman Up multiple times, nah, this is Prime 3, and it is Not Perfect.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sadly no, you meet them and they go "my thing is ice/machines/stealth" and they all get Phazon'd with you, and become evil. It's really irksome, it could have been great.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Also replaying Prime 3 rn, but I gotta interdict, the other Hunters show up for 2 or 3 cutscenes, each. It's so disappointing that a chance for rivalries or banter or jokes is so mishandled.

Also, the Fed going "we are sorry" wrt giving Samus superphazon poisoning, lmao.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You naughty wah. I ought to dunk you in a latte. And chug.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh god no, no, what the F-why did your mind go here?
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM