Brandon M
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My thanksgiving food journey
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My thanksgiving food journey
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Because West Virginia national guard absolutely shouldn't have been there, the administration reaction will be that much more extreme to head off those questions.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Because West Virginia national guard absolutely shouldn't have been there, the administration reaction will be that much more extreme to head off those questions.
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
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The Ohio Voter Rights Coalition is calling on Gov. DeWine to veto Senate Bill 293, which eliminates a grace period for absentee ballots post-marked by Election Day to arrive by mail
by Nick Evans
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/27/o...
by Nick Evans
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/27/o...
Ohio voting rights groups urge Gov. DeWine to veto bill nixing absentee ballot grace period • Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio voting rights advocates are urging Gov. Mike DeWine to veto a voting measure that eliminates a grace period for absentee ballots post-marked by Election Day to arrive by mail, which GOP lawmakers...
ohiocapitaljournal.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Ohio Voter Rights Coalition is calling on Gov. DeWine to veto Senate Bill 293, which eliminates a grace period for absentee ballots post-marked by Election Day to arrive by mail
by Nick Evans
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/27/o...
by Nick Evans
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/27/o...
Basque Burnt Cheesecake baked and ready for thanksgiving tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Basque Burnt Cheesecake baked and ready for thanksgiving tomorrow.
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
Wait wait wait. Do the brits deliver their financial policies via fancy red briefcases???
UK chancellor announces 26.1bn pounds ($34.4bn) in tax hikes amid furore over embarrassing leak of forecast data.
UK unveils significant tax rises in budget after ‘shambolic’ forecast leak
UK chancellor announces 26.1bn pounds ($34.4bn) in tax hikes amid furore over embarrassing leak of forecast data.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wait wait wait. Do the brits deliver their financial policies via fancy red briefcases???
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1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths
2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though
2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths
2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though
2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though
Yea, I hope she’s disinvited to family holidays forever.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yea, I hope she’s disinvited to family holidays forever.
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Government documents obtained by @kffhealthnews.org show the agency overseeing Medicare Advantage does little to enforce long-standing rules intended to ensure about 35 million plan members can see doctors in the first place.
Complaints About Gaps in Medicare Advantage Networks Are Common. Federal Enforcement Is Rare. - KFF Health News
Health systems drop out of Medicare Advantage plans all the time. Yet government documents obtained by KFF Health News show that federal regulators rarely warn plans that their networks of health prov...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Government documents obtained by @kffhealthnews.org show the agency overseeing Medicare Advantage does little to enforce long-standing rules intended to ensure about 35 million plan members can see doctors in the first place.
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Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
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Today’s Rooster:
- Ohio Supreme Court disgraces itself, again
- Music Man “was clearly on something” in bizarre bust up in Marriott valet line
- Vivek Ramaswamy’s mystery realtor on $15 million deal for Jay Schottenstein’s shanty, revealed.
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- Ohio Supreme Court disgraces itself, again
- Music Man “was clearly on something” in bizarre bust up in Marriott valet line
- Vivek Ramaswamy’s mystery realtor on $15 million deal for Jay Schottenstein’s shanty, revealed.
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All the news unfit to print
Why I'll never vote for a Republican judge, Music Man accosts a well-known Republican after an event honoring his wife, and Vivek Ramaswamy's mystery realtor, revealed!
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November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Today’s Rooster:
- Ohio Supreme Court disgraces itself, again
- Music Man “was clearly on something” in bizarre bust up in Marriott valet line
- Vivek Ramaswamy’s mystery realtor on $15 million deal for Jay Schottenstein’s shanty, revealed.
www.rooster.info/p/all-the-ne...
- Ohio Supreme Court disgraces itself, again
- Music Man “was clearly on something” in bizarre bust up in Marriott valet line
- Vivek Ramaswamy’s mystery realtor on $15 million deal for Jay Schottenstein’s shanty, revealed.
www.rooster.info/p/all-the-ne...
I hope Karoline is forced to be with the trumps for the holidays.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt now has a family connection to the Trump admin's ICE actions sweeping the country — her nephew's mother was arrested by agents in Revere, Massachusetts this month.
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
White House spokeswoman Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest
Bruna Ferreira, a Boston-area woman who is the mother of Leavitt's nephew, is now in custody at an ICE facility in Louisiana.
www.wbur.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I hope Karoline is forced to be with the trumps for the holidays.
Lolol good
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Lolol good
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Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Your car reminding you not to forget your baby in the back seat is woke
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It’s the busiest shopping period of the year, so we’re hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com/?utm_source=bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It’s the busiest shopping period of the year, so we’re hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com/?utm_source=bluesky
And everyone involved should be sad and disappointed with themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And everyone involved should be sad and disappointed with themselves.
That AI Coca Cola commercial is ASS. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
That AI Coca Cola commercial is ASS. Lol