bee
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22 | they/she | she *cartoon running sound* on my *slide whistle sound* til I *cartoon pie splat sound*
i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted you as the lumbering over-engineered blocky american SUV and myself as the classic compact functional european hatchback
December 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted you as the lumbering over-engineered blocky american SUV and myself as the classic compact functional european hatchback
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
call me the goonabomber the way my package is exploding in the male
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
call me the goonabomber the way my package is exploding in the male
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communism's actual greatest crime was forcing me to learn how to spell bourgeoisie
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
communism's actual greatest crime was forcing me to learn how to spell bourgeoisie
titanfall 3 is gen z's half life 3
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
titanfall 3 is gen z's half life 3
every ad i see for that deadpool vr game is confirming my suspicions that deadpool might be the least funny fictional character ever written
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
every ad i see for that deadpool vr game is confirming my suspicions that deadpool might be the least funny fictional character ever written
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YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
i'm joanne knoxville, welcome to diy hrt
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i'm joanne knoxville, welcome to diy hrt
a duck walked up to a lemomade stand and he said to the man running the stand, hey (bom bom bom) when the seventh horn of the apocalypse sounds will you and your family be saved by His eternal grace or will you perish like a dog in the wake of the seven plagues that follow?
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
a duck walked up to a lemomade stand and he said to the man running the stand, hey (bom bom bom) when the seventh horn of the apocalypse sounds will you and your family be saved by His eternal grace or will you perish like a dog in the wake of the seven plagues that follow?
"is kim jong un a mary sue?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"is kim jong un a mary sue?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
i hate fiona bruce so fucking much man
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i hate fiona bruce so fucking much man
transgender at the pub call me wethertroons
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
transgender at the pub call me wethertroons
when your mean too me this is who your means to btw
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
when your mean too me this is who your means to btw
progressive choices, like tearing the rings off the fingers of war refugees
The OBR downgraded productivity by £16billion. It's not, 'made up' Zack. Have another read.
New taxes on remote gambling, dividends, a mansion tax on homes worth more than £2million.
450,000 children lifted out of poverty. £150 off energy bills next year.
Progressive choices. That's who we are.
New taxes on remote gambling, dividends, a mansion tax on homes worth more than £2million.
450,000 children lifted out of poverty. £150 off energy bills next year.
Progressive choices. That's who we are.
Rachel Reeves says on Laura Kuenssberg that she's asking working people to pay a little bit more.
This was all under the cover of a made up "black hole" whilst refusing to tax the super rich.
This Labour Government showing again exactly who they are and who they serve.
This was all under the cover of a made up "black hole" whilst refusing to tax the super rich.
This Labour Government showing again exactly who they are and who they serve.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
progressive choices, like tearing the rings off the fingers of war refugees
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Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
handing this to the bartender the next time i get asked for my ID
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
handing this to the bartender the next time i get asked for my ID
reform voters when they realise santa is a foreign national in a small vessel illegally crossing the border to distribute unknown goods and spend time around children 😱
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
reform voters when they realise santa is a foreign national in a small vessel illegally crossing the border to distribute unknown goods and spend time around children 😱
the Death Star "destruction" was an INSIDE JOB! Think!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the Death Star "destruction" was an INSIDE JOB! Think!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
two cross country trains, connecting in birmingham new street with 10 mins between them. actual nightmare commute
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
two cross country trains, connecting in birmingham new street with 10 mins between them. actual nightmare commute
they were mean to pim again
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
they were mean to pim again
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Would You Rather?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Would You Rather?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?