vincent van blair
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𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙄𝙏.ᐟ

vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!
EXCELLENT expositing, vincent! the secret tunnel leads straight beneath the makeup department. from there, we follow our noses to perfume, where we enter via a service shaft...
okay!

so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?
'same old. i was out on the sierra, doing a campaign piece on the brahmin trade out there. they keep them so badly. makes you wanna go vegan, doesn't it?'
"Mostly just angry people. However, I *did* get the opportunity to spend some time in an industrial kitchen and..." He stopped speaking, staring up at the stars. "More importantly, how have *you* been?"
vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'
vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'
"Did you want to write about me?" He asked, tone playful.

While he stayed sprawled out on the ground like a lazy cat, he held out his hand. Offering to share his cigarette.

"I didn't think I was away long enough for you to notice." A pause. "I was wandering. Exploring."
'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'
'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'
Slowly, he turned his head to look at Vincent. Blinking a few times before blowing smoke in his direction.

"I have said you can call me V, haven't I?"
'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'
'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'
Laying on his back, smoking while gazing up at the stars.
sir, i never say ANYTHING i don't mean.
As long as you’re willing to repeat it!
let ME tell YOU something . . .
oh, a *gentleman*, huh? funny way of showing it.
'Scuse me, I don't curse, I'm a gentleman.

You see this *flag* represents somethin'...
if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food.

huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good.

now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.
if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food.

huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good.

now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.
Oh boy, here we go...
let ME tell YOU something . . .
let ME tell YOU something . . .
@wontgoquietly.bsky.social hey, i've gotta ask: what's with the skull thong?
don't worry! i'm *NOT* a lightwei--
van blair ferret run, GO!!!
I WILL OUTRUN YOU, SWINE! DOG!! GET BACK HERE!!
( getting into bed with him, cosying up at his side. ) hey, what does that say about *you*?
chase me for it.
ORSOOOON VINNIE IS STEALING!
LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!
LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!
I AM WATCHING MY VID-E-OS!
c'monnnn don't hog it!
c'monnnn don't hog it!
we have no pad of eyes...?
orson said its my turn on the ipad
orson said its my turn on the ipad
oh, i'm hot now, am i?
Only the hot ones.
that what you tell 'em all?
that what you tell 'em all?
( He cackles & throws another bandage at Vinnie's head. )

Wouldn't be my first battlefield amputation...
you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?
you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?
Poor Vinnie might have to lose that arm.
i don't want an infection! then i'm no good to anyone and i can't write anything without my hands.
( Valente scoffs at the cut. He'd scoff no matter what, unless Vinnie had a hand missing or something. )
gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.
gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.
Shut up.

Come help me with the others.
( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!
( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!
Goddamn right I'm in charge.
yeah, i guess you're right.

you don't *really* think you're in charge here, do you?