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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · Jan 18

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · Jan 18

a woman is standing in the desert and saying hi

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

who??

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 21h

i would make a perfect walter white, yo!!!!!!!!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

one thing i loved about my time, earth 2168 or whatever, was TV's breaking bad remake remake. i used to watch it on the digibox with my dad. :')

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

oh are we going to talk about *drugs* joel?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 21h

And you didn't offer ME any??? What the hell, dude?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

i had like *this* much of a doobie which doesn't *look* like much but i am what we earthlings call a lightweight.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

i bet you say that to all the cosmonauts.

where's the wonder around here then? what happened to it?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

my body is SO strong that even a small amount of satan's green herb can completely destabilize everything.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

bitch.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

you heard me.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 21h

The *science lab*?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

we can make more there.

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

i had like *this* much of a doobie which doesn't *look* like much but i am what we earthlings call a lightweight.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 21h

Dude, how high are you?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

beautiful astronaut. champion of the stars.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

you think i'm lost just because i'm a *woman*?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

oh man you gotta be like the coolest person i've ever met, i freaking love dr. pepper.

𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 @immortalhawkgirl.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah I got some Dr. Pepper. I usually carry it as a mixer but you can definitely have some.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i think we're in luck & i'm just gonna get super high.

but if you have any dr pepper...?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 21h

beautiful astronaut. champion of the stars.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i think we're in luck & i'm just gonna get super high.

but if you have any dr pepper...?

𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 @immortalhawkgirl.bsky.social · 22h

You know, I don’t think there are any best case scenarios for side effects.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

what's the *best* case scenario?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

what's the *best* case scenario?

𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 @immortalhawkgirl.bsky.social · 22h

You’ll be fine! Worst case scenario is dry mouth and the munchies.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

okay, fine! but if i start hallucinating i'm not gonna be happy.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i guess so! i don't exactly have the coordinates right now. but you've heard of it?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i need treatment soooo bad.

ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹. @circlestime.bsky.social · 22h

i'm a doctor of many things.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i'm beginning to think this guy is NOT a real doctor.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

uhhhh native to planet earth?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

the signs are all there.

1) no stethoscope around neck.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i'm beginning to think this guy is NOT a real doctor.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i'll show you an issue...

ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹. @circlestime.bsky.social · 22h

that hasn't been an issue before.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

no then i'll get all sweaty.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

no then i'll get all sweaty.

ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹. @circlestime.bsky.social · 22h

a bit of cold weather'll do you good! zip your parka up.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

okay, fine! but if i start hallucinating i'm not gonna be happy.

𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 @immortalhawkgirl.bsky.social · 22h

Nah, have a hit.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

feels like entrapment.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

i mean human!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

n- no sir i'm canadian!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

we can make more there.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

Hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social you're out of mouthwash, crazy, right? Who coulda seen that one coming?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 22h

feels like entrapment.

𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 @immortalhawkgirl.bsky.social · 22h