Joel
@agentjoel.bsky.social
Tired dopey guitarist. I see dream people. | Eng/Spa | Roleplay | #AGENCY ; MVRP | MDNI
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Dude you are literally three this shit is NOT gonna work!
Richie lunges at Joel, whipping out his pencil and attempting to just stab the other.
Okay, bring it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dude you are literally three this shit is NOT gonna work!
Okay, bring it.
I’m eighteen!!!!!!!!
Now give me your drugs!! Please. I, uh, I have a KNIFE!!
(it’s really a pencil.)
Now give me your drugs!! Please. I, uh, I have a KNIFE!!
(it’s really a pencil.)
There's no way they'd let you do drugs you're like five or whatever.
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Okay, bring it.
There's no way they'd let you do drugs you're like five or whatever.
… I’m doing community service as punishment. Please give me your drugs!!!
Dude what the fuck no get your own.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There's no way they'd let you do drugs you're like five or whatever.
Dude what the fuck no get your own.
PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR DRUGS I HAVE 20 HOURS
… OR FIGHT ME AND WIN SO I DONT HAVE TO DO THIS ANYMORE
… OR FIGHT ME AND WIN SO I DONT HAVE TO DO THIS ANYMORE
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Dude what the fuck no get your own.
My hungry ass could NOT stand under mistletoe.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My hungry ass could NOT stand under mistletoe.
WHICH IS YOUNG,
"Frowned upon my boss for acting childish when he's twice my age... Turns out he's only thirty-five. Oops—"
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
WHICH IS YOUNG,
What! *Who*?
I've been told by a pretty reliable source that I'm fascinating.
How aren't you stale?
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What! *Who*?
How aren't you stale?
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
I'm a lot of things, but I'm not *stale!*
I'm a lot of things, but I'm not *stale!*
I'm talking to you, aren't I?
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How aren't you stale?
I'm thankful for absolutely NOTHING. I hate it here.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm thankful for absolutely NOTHING. I hate it here.
I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Stale crackers ARE an acceptable Thanksgiving meal, actually.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm talking to you, aren't I?
I bet you say 'don't mind if I do' and wriggle your fingers.
*Freshly washed bedsheets?!*
You're a white among whites. The mayo in the pantry. Freshly washed bedsheets. Not just a piece of paper but the entire pulp. Y'know, in short, a cracker.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I bet you say 'don't mind if I do' and wriggle your fingers.
You're a white among whites. The mayo in the pantry. Freshly washed bedsheets. Not just a piece of paper but the entire pulp. Y'know, in short, a cracker.
What the fuck does that even mean?
You ARE a box of crackers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You're a white among whites. The mayo in the pantry. Freshly washed bedsheets. Not just a piece of paper but the entire pulp. Y'know, in short, a cracker.
You ARE a box of crackers.
Look, he's happy with his box of crackers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You ARE a box of crackers.
I--
What?
What?
aye, many a hound prowls those streets, though the securitrons keep the rabid mutts at bay for now, one day they may well take the Lucky 38...
Geez, Vegas is going to the *dogs*.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I--
What?
What?
Geez, Vegas is going to the *dogs*.
pray you never find out, for those who learn my name learn fear as well, for i am kimira of the desert mojave, the storm upon storms, ray-dee-oh dee-jay & ring-a-ding girlie! forever my heart is in vegas...
Prank? Lady, I don't even know who you are!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Geez, Vegas is going to the *dogs*.
Prank? Lady, I don't even know who you are!
no. now shush! you are going to ruin my little prank.
No, c'mon, try me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Prank? Lady, I don't even know who you are!
No, c'mon, try me.
'tisn't funny if i explain it.
What do you mean by that?
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No, c'mon, try me.
What do you mean by that?
ah, to be feared is a powerful thing, addicting in its way, like a ment-at.
yourself, who would fear such a man? fear becoming, perhaps.
yourself, who would fear such a man? fear becoming, perhaps.
@wastelanderino.bsky.social @warriorblood.bsky.social Now I know how YOU feel.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What do you mean by that?
DISGUSTING?
How to tell your fellow vampires that your meal was too disgusting to finish and instead of cleaning up, you're now hanging out with him?
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
DISGUSTING?
'I'm not into that weeb stuff,' he says. 'You oughta stay away from it too. Why're all the characters kids doing weird-ass stuff? Like, uh, I saw that one, uh, y'know, with the *guy* and he has this *grumpy girlfriend*, and . . . Anyway, it feels kinda pervy, that's all.'
“Because you’re in my house and I’m showing you my collection as revenge for YOU calling me Dick,” Richie glares even harder.
“This is my first bookshelf of manga.”
“This is my first bookshelf of manga.”
'What's a lithoprint and why am I meant to care about this Titan dude?'
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
'I'm not into that weeb stuff,' he says. 'You oughta stay away from it too. Why're all the characters kids doing weird-ass stuff? Like, uh, I saw that one, uh, y'know, with the *guy* and he has this *grumpy girlfriend*, and . . . Anyway, it feels kinda pervy, that's all.'
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temp pinned!
eternal rest is what she is called. most know her as absentia. mortician by day. a woman called to death and darkness by night.
21+ only. mdni. taboo and lewd only accounts dni.
#mvrp #supernaturalrp #rpsky
written by lazarus. selective.
eternal rest is what she is called. most know her as absentia. mortician by day. a woman called to death and darkness by night.
21+ only. mdni. taboo and lewd only accounts dni.
#mvrp #supernaturalrp #rpsky
written by lazarus. selective.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
temp pinned!
eternal rest is what she is called. most know her as absentia. mortician by day. a woman called to death and darkness by night.
21+ only. mdni. taboo and lewd only accounts dni.
#mvrp #supernaturalrp #rpsky
written by lazarus. selective.
eternal rest is what she is called. most know her as absentia. mortician by day. a woman called to death and darkness by night.
21+ only. mdni. taboo and lewd only accounts dni.
#mvrp #supernaturalrp #rpsky
written by lazarus. selective.
It's the Modelo.
Wow, that's some enlightening shit.
But the snow melts!
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It's the Modelo.
But the snow melts!
So things can change.
( A shrug. ) Alright, so it snows or whatever. So what?
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
But the snow melts!
( A shrug. ) Alright, so it snows or whatever. So what?
Empires rose and fell.
It's snowed before. It'll snow again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
( A shrug. ) Alright, so it snows or whatever. So what?