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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

. . . W-- What do you, uh, mean? By that?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 1d

oh are we going to talk about *drugs* joel?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

And you didn't offer ME any??? What the hell, dude?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

And you didn't offer ME any??? What the hell, dude?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 1d

i had like *this* much of a doobie which doesn't *look* like much but i am what we earthlings call a lightweight.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, how high are you?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

Aw geez, I gotta get home before I miss the Breaking Bad Season 4 premiere!!!

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

cassie, we gotta cook . . .

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 1d

you heard me.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

The *science lab*?

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

The *science lab*?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 1d

TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

we can make more there.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social you're out of mouthwash, crazy, right? Who coulda seen that one coming?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

Dude, how high are you?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 1d

beautiful astronaut. champion of the stars.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 3d

( Joel looks sympathetic. )

Maybe we oughta head inside. They've probably got . . . Towels, or something.

The 𝓑𝓸𝔂 @brightreporter.bsky.social · 11d

(He doesn't interrupt the silence, tugging his jacket closer to him. He's soaked. He's been here a while. And it seems like the rain's getting heavier.

Fuck, maybe this guy was right about the storm.)

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 12d

Cool, man.

( Silent with his cigarette, heavy drags. Shivering in the wind. )

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

Hey, *Hey*! HEY! That's *wool*!

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 5d

( She sticks her hand in the bag and wipes the dust on her fingers off on Joel's jacket. )

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 5d

Americans are so lazy.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social you're out of mouthwash, crazy, right? Who coulda seen that one coming?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Does ANYONE speak Giant Space Slug real quick???

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 7d

I think these vents are cutting off my blood circulation?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 7d

i love performing emergency repairs to the life support systems.

a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry GUY'S poppers

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 9d

MY POPPERS!!!!!!

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 18d

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Yeah, that's what's up! I like just taking whole bites into 'em.

𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖 @felinecravings.bsky.social · 10d

shoving a whole kit kat into her mouth.

crunch.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Daisy leaves all of hers in the drawers. She eats all her food with her hands.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 10d

I was not planning on taking yours. I must have a pair around here somewhere...

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Okay, *fine*, but you've gotta get your own chopsticks, 'cos I've stuck these in my mouth already.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Okay, *fine*, but you've gotta get your own chopsticks, 'cos I've stuck these in my mouth already.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 10d

Mmhm.

I won't question your sobriety on one condition: You share those with me.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Seriously dude, I'm not! I've been saying to people for years, you've *gotta use chopsticks*. Keeps your hands clean. *Super* important.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Man, there are some serious weirdos out tonight.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Seriously dude, I'm not! I've been saying to people for years, you've *gotta use chopsticks*. Keeps your hands clean. *Super* important.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 10d

. . . *Very* convincing.

Next time add a 'seriously, dude' and I'll have no doubts in my mind.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

I'm not high.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

I'm not high.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Now is NOT a good time there's a whole guy there.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10d

@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10d

I can't find the ginger beer!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

I'm not! But what's the treasure though?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 10d

oh, i thought you weren't interested in... that...

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Yuh-uh. Yesss you are. Promise. And I... Always keep my promises. Probably.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 10d

( GIGGLING & BLUSHING. )

no i'm not!!!!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 10d

whatever dude he probably can't even like perceive you or whatever.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 10d

Wait, there's treasure?

Who am I kidding, this is bullshit.