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Richie Lipschitz / rp account
@ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
who will pray for you, when your body's gone? / rp acct for richie from sk's npmd / #skrp #musicalrp #horrorrp / MVRP 18+ / MDNI / Mun is 28
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rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
Someone PLEASE tell me I’m cool 😟😟
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reposted by Richie Lipschitz / rp account
*really trying to have game*

….hey.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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But… does anyone like me? 🥹🥹
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Please don’t,” Richie whimpers. “I… I don’t want to die! Or see anyone else die!! Or BURY ANYMORE BODIES!!”
𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
// Richie saying me likey is so cringe but he is free
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“What is RIGHT would be to never have been bullied in the first place!” Richie spits the words.

“What’s right is never being TORMENTED every single day by people who thought I was NOTHING!!”

He slowly advances on the man with a snarl.

“I don’t care WHO you are. I’m going to RIP YOU limb from +
+ enough.

“I don’t want to hurt you. I want you to do what is 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩…”
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“Why NOT?” Richie asks, voice breaking.

“They would have hurt me if they had the chance… they DID hurt me when they had the chance! They called me a nerdy prude… a loser!”

He whips his head around to stare at Ume.

“You… you’re just the same as them, aren’t you.”
Ume frowned deeply. This isn’t the first time he’s heard of things like this happening, though he never thought he would see it outright…

“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”

He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
“Noooo,” Richie laughs again. “I don’t think so. They’ve —“

He gestures to the bodies on the floor.

“THEY’VE been tormenting me for YEARS! Bullying me, swirling me, locking me in lockers, ALL OF IT! I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop them before. Now I think I’ll get EVERYONE!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Richie fights a blush, giving into the fantasy as he closes his eyes.

“Just move Rei and Asuka first,” he says, lying down himself. “Then… let’s get some sleep on this warm, fluffy bed…”
"I'd rather lay my head on your chest." Ash boops Richie's nose with a finger. "But I understand if it's too soon for that."
“I…”

Richie’s tempted to break the illusion. He’s tempted to stare into the Black and collapse in Ash’s arms, shatter their shared imagination. But for some reason, he doesn’t.

“… you’re right. You want my Hatsune Miku pillow?”
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
// just got back from wicked. aaaaaAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Richie holds up a bag.

“Do you like hamburgers?”

He walks in, sitting down next to the other.
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.

“What you got for me?”
@hellpuppo.bsky.social

“Mad Devil?”

Richie’s back, carrying his own hot chocolate in his hands with a hesitant smile.

“I… I’m back. I brought some food, too, if you want some!”
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But… does anyone like me? 🥹🥹
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Richie Lipschitz / rp account
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“I…”

Richie’s tempted to break the illusion. He’s tempted to stare into the Black and collapse in Ash’s arms, shatter their shared imagination. But for some reason, he doesn’t.

“… you’re right. You want my Hatsune Miku pillow?”
"Hey, please don't be sad..."

Ash pulls Richie into his arms, then lays both of them down, nuzzling against him.

"We're here now, might as well get cosy. Be a shame for this lovely soft bed to go to waste."
“Oh yeah! This one…”

To even his surprise, he starts listing off his collection by memory. But by the end of it, Richie’s slumped over, despondent. Will he ever see them again?

“… let’s go back to Miss Retro’s,” he says sadly. “Maybe Miss Holloway won’t mind…”
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Richie looks at the pie and practically drools at the sight.

“Thanks… you don’t go to my school, right? Cuz if Max Jägerman knew you were giving me lunch after…”

Shit, he’s said too much. He quickly shakes his head.

“Never mind! Let me get a fork.”
"My grandma made it so..Good? Doesn't really begin to cover it. Not this."

Offering the pie out to the other, a pleasant smile.

"Here. You sound like you need it."
“O-oh sorry,” Richie reddens, looking away.

“No! Um, it’s yours. It just looks really good…”

His stomach growls. A bully had taken his lunch money today…
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
*really trying to have game*

….hey.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Oh yeah! This one…”

To even his surprise, he starts listing off his collection by memory. But by the end of it, Richie’s slumped over, despondent. Will he ever see them again?

“… let’s go back to Miss Retro’s,” he says sadly. “Maybe Miss Holloway won’t mind…”
"Inviting me to your room? How bold. A gentleman might get ideas," Ash teases, looking around the cage in awe. "Whoa, you have so many figurines. Are some of these collector's pieces?"
+ smiles deeper, imagination taking over.

“With my Naruto pillows and comforter… it’s really comfy…”
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“O-oh sorry,” Richie reddens, looking away.

“No! Um, it’s yours. It just looks really good…”

His stomach growls. A bully had taken his lunch money today…
The sound would not go unnoticed, in fact superhearing would amplify it, causing a crinkle in Jon's brow.

Swiping a thumb over his lips, licking away excess pie before he spoke.

"Did you...Want some???"
Noisily slurping his hot chocolate from a too-tall thermos as he eyes the pie.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Seductive Sunday?! Someone should seduce ME !
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Noisily slurping his hot chocolate from a too-tall thermos as he eyes the pie.
Eating one of his grandma's pies straight from the tin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@hellpuppo.bsky.social

“Mad Devil?”

Richie’s back, carrying his own hot chocolate in his hands with a hesitant smile.

“I… I’m back. I brought some food, too, if you want some!”
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“Of course,” Richie says softly, still smiling. “But that means you have to go to sleep first.”

He leans against the bars of the cage, pretending they’re the soft plush leather of Miss Retro’s. Maybe he should bring the charade to life.

“And we can’t sleep in a diner! Let’s… go to my place.”

He +
"I've been saving it for the right guy," Ash responds with a shy smile, his face tinting with rose despite him saying that Richie would be the one to blush in an explanation situation. "But yes, if you wouldn't mind..."
“You want me to wake you up with a kiss?” Richie asks in surprise. He can’t help but laugh again, finding joy in this otherwise bleak moment.

“You’re SUCH a romantic.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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// like for an evil Richie starter because my cat is currently going crazy and biting my feet
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Noooo,” Richie laughs again. “I don’t think so. They’ve —“

He gestures to the bodies on the floor.

“THEY’VE been tormenting me for YEARS! Bullying me, swirling me, locking me in lockers, ALL OF IT! I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop them before. Now I think I’ll get EVERYONE!”
“Me. 𝙄'𝙢 asking.”

Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.

“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Richie turns to the opening door, and the questioner with a gory smile.

“Who’s asking?”
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Richie turns to the opening door, and the questioner with a gory smile.

“Who’s asking?”
+opened.

Fuck. There goes his cover.

“… Did you do this?” Ume asked. He already knew the answer, but…
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
// like for an evil Richie starter because my cat is currently going crazy and biting my feet
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM