Richie Lipschitz / rp account
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rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
+ even for him, almost not like his voice at all. Richie barely believes he’s speaking at all, let alone that he can.

“Please tell me.”
Richie’s blood curdles. He wants to scream, to run, to find his friends and tell them of this occurrence. Tell them that they’ve been found out. Because surely that’s what this is, isn’t it? Surely in the bag… is…

His mouth goes dry.

“What’s that? In the… bag?”

His voice is uncertain +
“I… forgot?”

He says sheepishly, and then sticks his hand out for her to shake.

“I’m Richie. Thanks for… helping me out. I mean it.”

His palm is just — SO sweaty.
“Blink?”

Richie does so completely by accident, confused. He takes it further and looks back at the mysterious man.

“Why??”
“Alright, smart guy.”

Req stopped looking at the statue, which was now only in Richie’s eyeshot.

“Prove me wrong. Blink.”
Yes, actually. Because everyone knows statues don’t move. Actually, this is due to a popular phenomenon that I read about in class last week. So I actually have the facts AND figures to back it up.

… Sir.
+ Richie flinches and flattens himself against the wall, turning back to Aiden.

“H - how did you know my name? Seriously.”
“Other… side? H - how did you know all this if you were just a rabbit before this? Right?! And then they made you… human-ish?”

For that’s the only way any of this makes sense. Isn’t it? Scientists who kidnap and… experiment? His stomach turns over as somewhere close by, a door opens. +
Yes, actually. Because everyone knows statues don’t move. Actually, this is due to a popular phenomenon that I read about in class last week. So I actually have the facts AND figures to back it up.

… Sir.
// mentally prepares for the bots with my last post 💀💀
EVERYONE knows that attack on titan is FAR superior to Star Wars.
Richie also stops, hesitant and uncertain in his steps as he watches the man sniff the air like a bloodhound. Or so he supposes. He seems like the type who would do that.

“… what is it?”
// I’m so glad other people have seen it finally 😂😂
+ kind of go missing and… and…”

Richie pales again.

“Did you say… haunted house?”
+ finally calming down mostly after another five minutes. The chain clanks as he sits back against the wall, shaking. Richie wipes the tears from his face desperately.

“H - Hatchetfield… y-yeah. I… I don’t know? It’s pretty normal? Things and people do +
“HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!”

Richie screams, flinching away from the hand just as hard. He covers his head and takes deep breaths, attempting to calm down as instructed. It takes a minute, then two, then three.

Thankfully, no one seems to be coming for his outburst. Richie cowers, +
» a cage, I was a standard rabbit... I was in Hatchetfield too..."

He composes himself, exhaling softly, then reaches out an arm through the bars.

"Richie, calm down. Whatever's going on, it's linked to your town. Nobody knows it better than you, so you need a clear head."
doing the naruto run back and forth on the sidewalk.
+ here. Please — this can’t be happening. This is NOT happening!!”

He fumbles for his inhaler desperately.

“I — I need OUT. I need to get out of here!!”
“No no no, I… I’m just a student at — from — I don’t belong here! This is NOT the kind of anime I’m supposed to be in!!”

Richie clutches his vest in terror, the calming gestures doing nothing for his quickening anxiety attack. He shakes his head, going cold and clammy.

“I — I can’t be +
» order for them to bring you here, where are you from?"

He makes calming gestures with his paws, trying to encourage Richie to compose his breathing.
I….. don’t think that’s moving.

Or alive.
“hang out?! you… mean it?!”
her nose wrinkled.

“ well, if you and i are gonna hang out. ”
he shakes his head. hard.

“already tried those. I can only shower in VERY. Very specific conditions. But what’s the point? Nobody likes me except Pete and Ruth. And Ruth smells worse than me.”
he shakes his head. hard.

“already tried those. I can only shower in VERY. Very specific conditions. But what’s the point? Nobody likes me except Pete and Ruth. And Ruth smells worse than me.”
“ i see. ”

she nodded.

“ what if we get you the waterless cleaning towels? ”
Richie takes notice of the frown immediately, and assumes she’s disappointed in him. Because what else would she be?

“… I’m scared of water.”
Richie takes notice of the frown immediately, and assumes she’s disappointed in him. Because what else would she be?

“… I’m scared of water.”
a small frown as she sat beside him.
“I — I can’t. I just can’t!”

richie shrinks in on himself.

“nobody understands.”
“I — I can’t. I just can’t!”

richie shrinks in on himself.

“nobody understands.”
“ you have to get use to liking water and some soap. ”
richie gives her a stricken look.

“exactly!!”