Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
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parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
#folklorerp • #ocrp
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
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❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
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“Oh, um, please.” he gave a nod of his head and took a step closer.
“…My name is Ume Satou.”
“…My name is Ume Satou.”
A sigh of relief left him and he smiled.
“You want some help escaping this.. labyrinth?”
Despite his paranormal sensing abilities, he didn’t seem suspicious of the other at all just yet.
“You want some help escaping this.. labyrinth?”
Despite his paranormal sensing abilities, he didn’t seem suspicious of the other at all just yet.
Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck…
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
“Oh, um, please.” he gave a nod of his head and took a step closer.
“…My name is Ume Satou.”
“…My name is Ume Satou.”
Ume sighed, shaking his head.
“I told you before; I am Ume Satou, a shoukera. Shoukera come from the heavens and are messengers of God in a sense to record the sins of the living, effectively making me an angel of sorts.”
He leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms.
“Every sin recorded is +
“I told you before; I am Ume Satou, a shoukera. Shoukera come from the heavens and are messengers of God in a sense to record the sins of the living, effectively making me an angel of sorts.”
He leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms.
“Every sin recorded is +
“Then enlighten me,” Barry snaps. He sighs, looking down at his coffee. He was going to be late. But that didn’t matter. What mattered was bringing a killer to justice.
“Tell me who you really are and what you do, and maybe I won’t take you in.”
“Tell me who you really are and what you do, and maybe I won’t take you in.”
+ what it is I do for work…”
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Ume sighed, shaking his head.
“I told you before; I am Ume Satou, a shoukera. Shoukera come from the heavens and are messengers of God in a sense to record the sins of the living, effectively making me an angel of sorts.”
He leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms.
“Every sin recorded is +
“I told you before; I am Ume Satou, a shoukera. Shoukera come from the heavens and are messengers of God in a sense to record the sins of the living, effectively making me an angel of sorts.”
He leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms.
“Every sin recorded is +
Ume blinked in confusion as he wordlessly took the note letter. As he read over it, he couldn’t help but to grow increasingly concerned and confused.
“Is— is this some sort of cry for help?” he asked slowly, unsure what to do.
“Is— is this some sort of cry for help?” he asked slowly, unsure what to do.
⠀
[There was a limit to everything in this world, except the insolence and fascination of those who surrendered body and soul to the idea of courting death. That woman couldn't be more satisfied with her stupid idea.]
"I need a second opinion, would you do me this small favor?"
⠀
[There was a limit to everything in this world, except the insolence and fascination of those who surrendered body and soul to the idea of courting death. That woman couldn't be more satisfied with her stupid idea.]
"I need a second opinion, would you do me this small favor?"
⠀
{ @oszamxu.bsky.social }
Ume sat at a park underneath a tree, painting new ofuda for himself to use.
It was a nice atmosphere where he assumed he wouldn’t be bothered by anyone as everyone else had more important matters to attend to there than to bother the shoukera youkai in his work.
He had+
Ume sat at a park underneath a tree, painting new ofuda for himself to use.
It was a nice atmosphere where he assumed he wouldn’t be bothered by anyone as everyone else had more important matters to attend to there than to bother the shoukera youkai in his work.
He had+
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Ume blinked in confusion as he wordlessly took the note letter. As he read over it, he couldn’t help but to grow increasingly concerned and confused.
“Is— is this some sort of cry for help?” he asked slowly, unsure what to do.
“Is— is this some sort of cry for help?” he asked slowly, unsure what to do.
CHARACTER PLAYLIST (WIP)
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 AM
CHARACTER PLAYLIST (WIP)
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This shit is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
This shit is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates, bro.
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we are all god's children and he left us in a hot car.
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
we are all god's children and he left us in a hot car.
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love is watching someone die. so, who’s going to watch you die?
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
love is watching someone die. so, who’s going to watch you die?
“Well, I suppose that is all I can ask, is that you try…”
❝ ...,, I'll try, ❞ he promises half-heartedly. His arms cross over his chest.
“But your reaction is too cute.” he tilted his head a little, smiling.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
“Well, I suppose that is all I can ask, is that you try…”
“But your reaction is too cute.” he tilted his head a little, smiling.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
A soft whine.
❝ Don't- Don't make fun of me,, ❞
His glasses fog up considerably.
❝ Don't- Don't make fun of me,, ❞
His glasses fog up considerably.
Ume can’t help but to notice the sudden change. It brings a laugh out of him.
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
“But your reaction is too cute.” he tilted his head a little, smiling.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
“Now, you will behave and think better of yourself, yes?” he teased.
Ume can’t help but to notice the sudden change. It brings a laugh out of him.
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
!! Oh.
Rose goes bright red, folding his hands in front of him. He immediately goes quiet.
... he liked that-
Rose goes bright red, folding his hands in front of him. He immediately goes quiet.
... he liked that-
“Oh? Talking back now are we? How rebellious,” he teased.
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Ume can’t help but to notice the sudden change. It brings a laugh out of him.
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
“Ah, I see. I just need to be more forward with you and you will listen to me.”
He reached over to pat Rose on the head.
“Good boy.”
“Oh? Talking back now are we? How rebellious,” he teased.
❝ Weh- ❞
Rose whines as he's poked, being pushed back just slightly by the motion.
❝ But- that's just not possible! ❞
Rose whines as he's poked, being pushed back just slightly by the motion.
❝ But- that's just not possible! ❞
Ume hummed softly as he gently poked a finger onto Rose’s forehead.
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“Oh? Talking back now are we? How rebellious,” he teased.
Ume hummed softly as he gently poked a finger onto Rose’s forehead.
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
❝ Eh? ❞
Did he talk bad about himself? He really didn't even notice.
❝ I didn't mean to... ❞ he murmurs, his smile falling just a bit.
Did he talk bad about himself? He really didn't even notice.
❝ I didn't mean to... ❞ he murmurs, his smile falling just a bit.
“Nonsense!” Ume shook his head. “Do not talk like that. I chose you, so you should think of yourself better.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Ume hummed softly as he gently poked a finger onto Rose’s forehead.
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
“There is no one better than you. To be with me means we are equals— you are equals with an angel. The same league, if you will.”
“Nonsense!” Ume shook his head. “Do not talk like that. I chose you, so you should think of yourself better.”
❝ Uhh... you'd find someone equally as good, if not better? ❞
Rose giggles.
❝ You'd have no trouble! ❞
Rose giggles.
❝ You'd have no trouble! ❞
Ume placed a hand onto his own cheek, just about swooning.
“What would I ever do without you?”
“What would I ever do without you?”
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
“Nonsense!” Ume shook his head. “Do not talk like that. I chose you, so you should think of yourself better.”
Ume placed a hand onto his own cheek, just about swooning.
“What would I ever do without you?”
“What would I ever do without you?”
❝ Pff- please. I really am the blessed one. I have my angel, after all~ ❞
He beams, his eyes closing with delight.
He beams, his eyes closing with delight.
Ume hummed, smiling softly. Knowing Rose was genuine made his heart flutter.
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Ume placed a hand onto his own cheek, just about swooning.
“What would I ever do without you?”
“What would I ever do without you?”
Ume hummed, smiling softly. Knowing Rose was genuine made his heart flutter.
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
❝ Hmm~ He sure has, hasn't he? ❞
A dreamy smile. He's not even trying to be flirty. He's being genuine.
A dreamy smile. He's not even trying to be flirty. He's being genuine.
“Ha… You are dating me, god has already blessed you, naturally.”
There’s that stupid ego of his…
There’s that stupid ego of his…
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Ume hummed, smiling softly. Knowing Rose was genuine made his heart flutter.
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
“I am blessed as well to be with someone such as yourself.”
“Ha… You are dating me, god has already blessed you, naturally.”
There’s that stupid ego of his…
There’s that stupid ego of his…
❝ Aww, he said that? ❞
Giggle!
Giggle!
“God bless you.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 AM
“Ha… You are dating me, god has already blessed you, naturally.”
There’s that stupid ego of his…
There’s that stupid ego of his…
“God bless you.”
Pulls out a handkerchief and sneezes into it.
His sneeze is rather silent. Just a soft squeak through his nose. Like he's holding it back.
His sneeze is rather silent. Just a soft squeak through his nose. Like he's holding it back.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
“God bless you.”
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𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
nsfw?? maybe?? //
i love how adam bites ume, he smacks him and gets pissy.
rose bites ume, ume fucking??? moans??? 😭 i hate ume
nsfw?? maybe?? //
i love how adam bites ume, he smacks him and gets pissy.
rose bites ume, ume fucking??? moans??? 😭 i hate ume
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ
nsfw?? maybe?? //
i love how adam bites ume, he smacks him and gets pissy.
rose bites ume, ume fucking??? moans??? 😭 i hate ume
nsfw?? maybe?? //
i love how adam bites ume, he smacks him and gets pissy.
rose bites ume, ume fucking??? moans??? 😭 i hate ume
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January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ume recoiled back, clearly in a sense of shock from the accusation.
“I did no such thing!” he looked both offended and pained by what Barry said. It wasn’t his fault that these people died! … Right? God, he really hoped it wasn’t his fault.
“I 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 do not think you understand +
“I did no such thing!” he looked both offended and pained by what Barry said. It wasn’t his fault that these people died! … Right? God, he really hoped it wasn’t his fault.
“I 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 do not think you understand +
Barry glowers down at Ume, sparing no thought for how he might look to the other people around them. Even if he doesn’t quite look that scary, what with holding a latte and all.
He takes the free seat across from Ume, leaning in.
“What are you doing here?! I should run you to jail right now. For +
He takes the free seat across from Ume, leaning in.
“What are you doing here?! I should run you to jail right now. For +
+you s—… 𝙊𝙝. You. I recognize you.” Ume is trying to fight the cringe threatening to contort his features as he looked up at Barry.
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Ume recoiled back, clearly in a sense of shock from the accusation.
“I did no such thing!” he looked both offended and pained by what Barry said. It wasn’t his fault that these people died! … Right? God, he really hoped it wasn’t his fault.
“I 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 do not think you understand +
“I did no such thing!” he looked both offended and pained by what Barry said. It wasn’t his fault that these people died! … Right? God, he really hoped it wasn’t his fault.
“I 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 do not think you understand +
Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck…
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
The slur had been wandering in the woods, he was unsure of where he was exactly. But that wasn’t something that scared him, he was looking for anything paranormal.
He flashed his light, catching sight of another person. What were they doing out here in the woods?
“Who’s there?”
He flashed his light, catching sight of another person. What were they doing out here in the woods?
“Who’s there?”
{ @n0taxl.bsky.social }
Ume, dressed in his exorcist uniform, had just finished exorcising a spirit that was causing a havoc for those who got close to deep into the woods.
Though, it seems now that the youkai himself is lost. Normally he could just teleport himself out, but he doesn’t want to+
Ume, dressed in his exorcist uniform, had just finished exorcising a spirit that was causing a havoc for those who got close to deep into the woods.
Though, it seems now that the youkai himself is lost. Normally he could just teleport himself out, but he doesn’t want to+
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Ugh. A person. Just Ume’s luck…
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
He lifted his hands up to chest level, trying to appear friendly.
“Just someone who is lost,” he admitted.
If Axl was looking for something paranormal, he definitely found what he was looking for.
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Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life.
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Life is all about resolve. Outcome is secondary. It is resolve that determines the value of your life.
Ume gave a soft laugh and smiled at the kiss. He’s pretty comfortable like this.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
Rose gently plays with Ume's hair as the other rests against him.
❝ Of course, sugar plum. Anything for you. ❞
He leans down to kiss Ume's head.
❝ Of course, sugar plum. Anything for you. ❞
He leans down to kiss Ume's head.
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Ume gave a soft laugh and smiled at the kiss. He’s pretty comfortable like this.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
“How sweet of you…” he murmured.
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
A small click of his tongue, and he pulls Ume close. He's known for being extremely warm. He pulls Ume closer.
❝ Of course, babes. C'mere. ❞
❝ Of course, babes. C'mere. ❞
Without much thought to it, Ume immediately is making himself comfortable against { reader }.
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
“It is too cold,” he whined out. “Please let me borrow your body heat for a minute…”
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ume let out a content sigh, closing his eyes as he snuggled against Rose.
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”
“Thank you… I appreciate it…”