Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
@virtuousinsect.bsky.social
pfp by nyxart
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a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
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a man who records the sins of the living to the gods and exorcises malevolent spirits.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
fc: hu xiao ling
parody acc / rp acc
minors & taboo dni
Pinned
· · ────── ⛩ 🕊️────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
❝Lord have mercy
On the sinners & saints.❞
· · ────── ☯ 🪲────── · ·
Ume grimaced. He doesn’t seem threatened— after all, what could a human possibly do to hurt an angel? Well, an adjacent angel.
“It doesn’t have to be this way… You know it…”
“It doesn’t have to be this way… You know it…”
“What is RIGHT would be to never have been bullied in the first place!” Richie spits the words.
“What’s right is never being TORMENTED every single day by people who thought I was NOTHING!!”
He slowly advances on the man with a snarl.
“I don’t care WHO you are. I’m going to RIP YOU limb from +
“What’s right is never being TORMENTED every single day by people who thought I was NOTHING!!”
He slowly advances on the man with a snarl.
“I don’t care WHO you are. I’m going to RIP YOU limb from +
+ enough.
“I don’t want to hurt you. I want you to do what is 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩…”
“I don’t want to hurt you. I want you to do what is 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩…”
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Ume grimaced. He doesn’t seem threatened— after all, what could a human possibly do to hurt an angel? Well, an adjacent angel.
“It doesn’t have to be this way… You know it…”
“It doesn’t have to be this way… You know it…”
“…𝙏𝙝𝙚 wasp?”
He seemed confused.
“What are you going on about?”
He seemed confused.
“What are you going on about?”
〝 I’m a. . . wasp. No, THE Wasp. 〞
Human in every other way, at least.
Human in every other way, at least.
Ume only hummed in response.
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“…𝙏𝙝𝙚 wasp?”
He seemed confused.
“What are you going on about?”
He seemed confused.
“What are you going on about?”
“Because murder is never the answer…!!”
His face looked almost pained as he spoke.
Ume may not care much for the lives of humans as a whole, but murder like this was such a grave sin that he isn’t sure anyone could come back from. This didn’t seem like a self defense case, just a case of having +
His face looked almost pained as he spoke.
Ume may not care much for the lives of humans as a whole, but murder like this was such a grave sin that he isn’t sure anyone could come back from. This didn’t seem like a self defense case, just a case of having +
“Why NOT?” Richie asks, voice breaking.
“They would have hurt me if they had the chance… they DID hurt me when they had the chance! They called me a nerdy prude… a loser!”
He whips his head around to stare at Ume.
“You… you’re just the same as them, aren’t you.”
“They would have hurt me if they had the chance… they DID hurt me when they had the chance! They called me a nerdy prude… a loser!”
He whips his head around to stare at Ume.
“You… you’re just the same as them, aren’t you.”
Ume frowned deeply. This isn’t the first time he’s heard of things like this happening, though he never thought he would see it outright…
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Because murder is never the answer…!!”
His face looked almost pained as he spoke.
Ume may not care much for the lives of humans as a whole, but murder like this was such a grave sin that he isn’t sure anyone could come back from. This didn’t seem like a self defense case, just a case of having +
His face looked almost pained as he spoke.
Ume may not care much for the lives of humans as a whole, but murder like this was such a grave sin that he isn’t sure anyone could come back from. This didn’t seem like a self defense case, just a case of having +
Ume only hummed in response.
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
She had forgotten momentarily, forgive her. 💧
〝 Mhm. You’re good then. 〞
〝 Mhm. You’re good then. 〞
“I said similar, not a one-on-one thing.” he clicked his tongue, his smug look falling a bit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ume only hummed in response.
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
“What about you? What can you say about yourself?”
“I said similar, not a one-on-one thing.” he clicked his tongue, his smug look falling a bit.
A squint; she was suspicious of this sudden information.
〝 Yeah? Where’s your wings? The halo? 〞
〝 Yeah? Where’s your wings? The halo? 〞
“Yes. You could say I’m something similar to an angel, seeing as how I hail from the heavens,” he said smugly.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“I said similar, not a one-on-one thing.” he clicked his tongue, his smug look falling a bit.
“Yes. You could say I’m something similar to an angel, seeing as how I hail from the heavens,” he said smugly.
〝 Yeah. . .? 〞
She was still spooked, but maintained another disguise; that of a calm, collected individual.
She was still spooked, but maintained another disguise; that of a calm, collected individual.
Ume let out an amused huff and placed his hands onto his hips.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Yes. You could say I’m something similar to an angel, seeing as how I hail from the heavens,” he said smugly.
“We shall see what they are— plus, I am a very busy man. I wish you luck. I will also be doing my best to make sure Tomio doesn’t revert back into bad behaviors.”
❝ ... yeah. I'd like that. ❞
He smiles sweetly, resting a hand on his own cheek.
❝ I'll find some stuff we can do! You can join for some, if you want! ❞
He smiles sweetly, resting a hand on his own cheek.
❝ I'll find some stuff we can do! You can join for some, if you want! ❞
“Neither has Tomio. I don’t think last year counts when our mutual friend Mitsue had us all do Secret Santa or whatever it was… Ah, regardless, maybe you two can try together. It might make him happy.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“We shall see what they are— plus, I am a very busy man. I wish you luck. I will also be doing my best to make sure Tomio doesn’t revert back into bad behaviors.”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
Gazing into heaven and all I see is your face.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gazing into heaven and all I see is your face.
“Neither has Tomio. I don’t think last year counts when our mutual friend Mitsue had us all do Secret Santa or whatever it was… Ah, regardless, maybe you two can try together. It might make him happy.”
❝ Oh, I've heard of those! Never been, though... ❞
He rubs his chin, tilting his head.
❝ I've never really... celebrated Christmas. At all. Maybe I can start? ❞
He rubs his chin, tilting his head.
❝ I've never really... celebrated Christmas. At all. Maybe I can start? ❞
“Wonderful.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Neither has Tomio. I don’t think last year counts when our mutual friend Mitsue had us all do Secret Santa or whatever it was… Ah, regardless, maybe you two can try together. It might make him happy.”
Ume let out an amused huff and placed his hands onto his hips.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
〝 Y - You mean? 〞
She’d point to him, a tad spooked by the sudden information.
〝 Y - You’re one? 〞
She’d point to him, a tad spooked by the sudden information.
〝 Y - You’re one? 〞
“Those are just your average ghosts. I mainly deal with fellow youkai. A majority of us, save for maybe kitsune, cannot possess humans.” he shook his head. “Spirits come in vast arrays.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ume let out an amused huff and placed his hands onto his hips.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
“I am a shoukera youkai. We are tasked by God to record sins of the living.”
He seems proud of this.
“Wonderful.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
❝ I'll do my best. Promise. ❞
A couple of curt nods.
❝ I want to help in any way I can! ❞
A couple of curt nods.
❝ I want to help in any way I can! ❞
“As do I, speaking as one of his friends.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“Wonderful.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
A smile would appear on Ume’s thin lips, the corners of his eyes crinkling.
“Try inviting him out to look at Christmas lights or something, I don’t know.”
“I do not celebrate Christmas. I am koushin.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“I do not celebrate Christmas. I am koushin.”
“As do I, speaking as one of his friends.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
❝ Oh. ❞
Rose frowns deeply, his brow furrowing.
❝ Oh, man... I really hope he'll be okay... ❞
Rose frowns deeply, his brow furrowing.
❝ Oh, man... I really hope he'll be okay... ❞
“December is tomorrow. He may seem fine now, but trust me, he won’t be soon.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“As do I, speaking as one of his friends.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
He sighed, his lips pursing a bit.
“Don’t let him shut himself away this month. It’ll be harder for his agoraphobia recovery once springtime comes back around. He’ll become accustomed to staying inside.”
“Those are just your average ghosts. I mainly deal with fellow youkai. A majority of us, save for maybe kitsune, cannot possess humans.” he shook his head. “Spirits come in vast arrays.”
〝 I mean. . . they can possess people, right? And drive you up the literal wall? 〞
“What do you mean? It’s hard work, sure, but it feels like any other job. I do not feel much remorse for the spirits who are purposely trying to cause issues between themselves and humans.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“Those are just your average ghosts. I mainly deal with fellow youkai. A majority of us, save for maybe kitsune, cannot possess humans.” he shook his head. “Spirits come in vast arrays.”
“December is tomorrow. He may seem fine now, but trust me, he won’t be soon.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
❝? What about him? He seems okay to me... ❞
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“December is tomorrow. He may seem fine now, but trust me, he won’t be soon.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
Ume shook his head, a frown on his face.
“He died in December; he committed his sin that December as well. It was a struggle last year to get him to leave his home, I expect this year will be no different. I’m worried.”
“What do you mean? It’s hard work, sure, but it feels like any other job. I do not feel much remorse for the spirits who are purposely trying to cause issues between themselves and humans.”
〝 How do you do all that without going insane? 〞
She’d ponder.
She’d ponder.
Ume nodded his head.
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“What do you mean? It’s hard work, sure, but it feels like any other job. I do not feel much remorse for the spirits who are purposely trying to cause issues between themselves and humans.”
Ume frowned deeply. This isn’t the first time he’s heard of things like this happening, though he never thought he would see it outright…
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
“Noooo,” Richie laughs again. “I don’t think so. They’ve —“
He gestures to the bodies on the floor.
“THEY’VE been tormenting me for YEARS! Bullying me, swirling me, locking me in lockers, ALL OF IT! I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop them before. Now I think I’ll get EVERYONE!”
He gestures to the bodies on the floor.
“THEY’VE been tormenting me for YEARS! Bullying me, swirling me, locking me in lockers, ALL OF IT! I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop them before. Now I think I’ll get EVERYONE!”
“Me. 𝙄'𝙢 asking.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ume frowned deeply. This isn’t the first time he’s heard of things like this happening, though he never thought he would see it outright…
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
“I understand you’re upset. What they did to you has no excuse, but murder isn’t the solution…”
He’s trying to keep calm in this situation.
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
i killed a plant once because i gave it too much water. lord, i worry that love is violence.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i killed a plant once because i gave it too much water. lord, i worry that love is violence.
Ume nodded his head.
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
〝 You deal with this a lot, I assume. 〞
“The amount of malevolent spirits that keep showing up and need exorcizing. It’s overwhelming in their numbers… I don’t understand what’s happening.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ume nodded his head.
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
“I am an exorcist after all, yes.”
“The amount of malevolent spirits that keep showing up and need exorcizing. It’s overwhelming in their numbers… I don’t understand what’s happening.”
〝 What is? 〞
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“The amount of malevolent spirits that keep showing up and need exorcizing. It’s overwhelming in their numbers… I don’t understand what’s happening.”
Reposted by Ume Satou 📿 佐藤梅
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“Me. 𝙄'𝙢 asking.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Richie turns to the opening door, and the questioner with a gory smile.
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s asking?”
+opened.
Fuck. There goes his cover.
“… Did you do this?” Ume asked. He already knew the answer, but…
Fuck. There goes his cover.
“… Did you do this?” Ume asked. He already knew the answer, but…
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Me. 𝙄'𝙢 asking.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Ume placed his hands on his hips as honey colored eyes bore into Richie.
“You should do the right thing and turn yourself in.”
Typically, children were exempted from their sins being reported on. So why was the angel even here in the first place? A question that will be answered when the time arises.
Hearing the sounds of a struggle, Ume made his way slowly into the locker room. Though, the door made a creaking sound when+
Hearing the sounds of a struggle, Ume made his way slowly into the locker room. Though, the door made a creaking sound when+
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Richie stands… in a pool of blood. He stands in the locker room of Hatchetfield High School, bodies strewn all around him. Dead. Dead by his own hands.
He has a glassy look in his eyes, but slowly… Richie starts to smile. He tilts his head with a giggle. +
Richie stands… in a pool of blood. He stands in the locker room of Hatchetfield High School, bodies strewn all around him. Dead. Dead by his own hands.
He has a glassy look in his eyes, but slowly… Richie starts to smile. He tilts his head with a giggle. +
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Typically, children were exempted from their sins being reported on. So why was the angel even here in the first place? A question that will be answered when the time arises.
Hearing the sounds of a struggle, Ume made his way slowly into the locker room. Though, the door made a creaking sound when+
Hearing the sounds of a struggle, Ume made his way slowly into the locker room. Though, the door made a creaking sound when+
Make a bug pun towards him.
Do it.
He dares you.
Do it.
He dares you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Make a bug pun towards him.
Do it.
He dares you.
Do it.
He dares you.
Tomio in his night form 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 to bite Ume just because the angel-wannabe got too close.
He’s now spouting a nice little puncture wound on his arm.
“That pathetic little…” grumble, grumble.
He’s placing his opposite hand to the wound to heal it, a bright light emitting from his hand.
He’s now spouting a nice little puncture wound on his arm.
“That pathetic little…” grumble, grumble.
He’s placing his opposite hand to the wound to heal it, a bright light emitting from his hand.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tomio in his night form 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 to bite Ume just because the angel-wannabe got too close.
He’s now spouting a nice little puncture wound on his arm.
“That pathetic little…” grumble, grumble.
He’s placing his opposite hand to the wound to heal it, a bright light emitting from his hand.
He’s now spouting a nice little puncture wound on his arm.
“That pathetic little…” grumble, grumble.
He’s placing his opposite hand to the wound to heal it, a bright light emitting from his hand.