rp/parody account for barry allen from cw the flash. may contain darker themes. written by hallion. admin is 28
Here goes nothing…
I’ll try it! Hit me. How do I eat it…?
Here goes nothing…
screams.
I’ll try it! Hit me. How do I eat it…?
batting her lashes.
I’ll try it! Hit me. How do I eat it…?
ㅤApproaches in his magnificent
ㅤ(𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺) 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑴.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤGo on. Bask in his glory.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou know you want to.
ㅤ
“Ever heard of the Flash? That’s me.”
The imposing figure is merely an observant, and being 9ft and clad in this armor of midnight blue and dull metal grey he appears to hold a manner of semblance to a certain caped crusader.
"First time i see someone reach such speeds... what are you?, a speed based metahuman?"
“Hi? Can I help you?”
“Ever heard of the Flash? That’s me.”
(He’s not thinking of Batman.)
Overthinking, overplanning, considering potential scenarios, prepparing countermeasures for such and following thru with pragmatism is how i do things in the end, regardless of whatever mask i wear on top.
-He sounds like Batman-
(He’s not thinking of Batman.)
Listen, I’m sorry. My daughter’s gay, and I… well, she’s time traveled back to meet me before so we never really had the talk or anything so…
Barry waves his hand slightly at the man, shooing him away.
“Go ahead.”
He has played the whole cat-and-mouse game with his meals. He understands now.
“I mean, alright . . . if you like.”
Armand is still going to rip his throat out when the man catches him.
“Yeah, okay. Look, how about you even have a head start, got it?”
Barry waves his hand slightly at the man, shooing him away.
“Go ahead.”
Listen, I’m sorry. My daughter’s gay, and I… well, she’s time traveled back to meet me before so we never really had the talk or anything so…
… I am truly botching this.
Listen, I’m sorry. My daughter’s gay, and I… well, she’s time traveled back to meet me before so we never really had the talk or anything so…
A small pause.
“I’d be happy to help you search for him! My team has satellites and such we could employ — what’s his name? Where did you last see him?”
I was "adopted" by some humans, and my brother was a very kind soul. Our perants. Wernt. So im worried they might have hurt him. That is my mission.
The best way to complete it is to help others in need to see if they've seen him"
“Just like — your job?”
A small pause.
“I’d be happy to help you search for him! My team has satellites and such we could employ — what’s his name? Where did you last see him?”
Trust me, I’ve seen worse. Don’t worry about it.
That's because of years of internet discourse.
Look, you’re right — I could’ve focused on anything else and I focused on… that. Let’s get back on the right foot — my name’s Barry. Who are you?
Trust me, I’ve seen worse. Don’t worry about it.
… I am truly botching this.
… I am truly botching this.
“Yeah, okay. Look, how about you even have a head start, got it?”
Mind reading makes it easy to know such things.
“Catching me is not a worry.”
“Sir, I don’t think you know who you’re talking to. If you run, I’m sure I’ll catch you.”
“Yeah, okay. Look, how about you even have a head start, got it?”
Well thank you, I got one of the Flash branded sets on sale, actually. Really cool, uh, superhero.
Your footwear is rather...
Flashy.
WHAT ?!
Well thank you, I got one of the Flash branded sets on sale, actually. Really cool, uh, superhero.
... it does. 〗