Iris, killer robot
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𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘊𝘈𝘕'𝘛 𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘓 𝘔𝘌 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌——
If you're going to take over the world you've got to get cunty with it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If you're going to take over the world you've got to get cunty with it.
ok but i need five hundred bucks.
PLEASE HELP ME BE COOL PLEASE
I'm pretty sure the first step is caring less. At least visibly.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
ok but i need five hundred bucks.
I'm pretty sure the first step is caring less. At least visibly.
Well I dare you to find me and make me cool :(
That was your first mistake.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm pretty sure the first step is caring less. At least visibly.
That was your first mistake.
I POURED MY HEART INTO THAT
I'm scarred by that essay.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That was your first mistake.
I'm scarred by that essay.
…
You too????
You too????
opens mouth.
closes mouth.
closes mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm scarred by that essay.
opens mouth.
closes mouth.
closes mouth.
Someone PLEASE tell me I’m cool 😟😟
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
opens mouth.
closes mouth.
closes mouth.
Yeah, I'm thankful.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Yeah, I'm thankful.
Because it's about two sci-fi properties aimed at children?
…………
oh. Um. Wh — why?
oh. Um. Wh — why?
The whole thing felt kinda trivial and pointless?
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Because it's about two sci-fi properties aimed at children?
All history is fish history.
so y' lookin' at fish history?
Yeah but I don't know what words you know.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All history is fish history.
The whole thing felt kinda trivial and pointless?
O-oh…
So… you didn’t like any of it?
So… you didn’t like any of it?
I tried not to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The whole thing felt kinda trivial and pointless?
...I already ate.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
...I already ate.
I tried not to.
What did you think? :)
Oh, I read it.
I read it.
I read it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I tried not to.
Yeah but I don't know what words you know.
how's somethin' like a pun? it is or it ain't.
It's like a pun?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah but I don't know what words you know.
It's like a pun?
eh?
...some fish?
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's like a pun?
Oh, I read it.
I read it.
I read it.
It’s my ten page essay on why Attack on Titan is better than Star Wars. You can read it!!!
Why?
Why did you post that?
Why did you post that?
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh, I read it.
I read it.
I read it.
Why?
Why did you post that?
Why did you post that?
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why?
Why did you post that?
Why did you post that?
...some fish?
what's internet
She can see the reader's internet history.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
...some fish?
Wow, that's some enlightening shit.
But the snow melts!
So things can change.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Wow, that's some enlightening shit.
So things can change.
( A shrug. ) Alright, so it snows or whatever. So what?
Empires rose and fell.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
So things can change.
Empires rose and fell.
It's snowed before. It'll snow again.
Kinda fucks your whole point.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Empires rose and fell.
Kinda fucks your whole point.
Yeah? I guess it is.
It's snowing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Kinda fucks your whole point.
It's snowing.
Buddy, let me tell you. Nothing EVER happens.
Me, yes. Civilization? I wouldn't bet it on.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It's snowing.
Me, yes. Civilization? I wouldn't bet it on.
In the next ten years.
That's, like, 2021.
Yeah, I guess so.
Probably.
Maybe.
Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll probably be alive in 2021. Don't you?
That's, like, 2021.
Yeah, I guess so.
Probably.
Maybe.
Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll probably be alive in 2021. Don't you?
One day, maybe. Think you'll be around to see it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Me, yes. Civilization? I wouldn't bet it on.