𝐃𝐄𝐋beat dad
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need a job. | roleplay | sci-fi | 18+
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ㅤ ㅤ del for short.

merc for hire. trying to rebuild a broken life.

roleplay only | 18+
yeah i can drive urf cars, they're just like women.
she takes it & bats her eyelashes & looks at this girl like she's a freshly baked pie perching on the windowsill. mama like.
del downs her glass & sighs. that's better.

you're cute. you wanna see my spaceship & drink all of my booze?
let's knock a few back, yeah, baby?
her head feels like it's gonna burst.
this reality blows i need a beer.
nope, it's gone. her body aches, her chest feels empty. oh great green mother, that was it, it was a dream about having a job. del winced. was this getting old? getting old*er* anyway.
the floor is cold when she wakes. what the cruk was that? did she just micro nap? did she just astral project to another plane of existence? even as those questions formed she could feel her grasp on the dream slipping, the details melting away too fast. art was there. and so was...
( catching it without looking like a badass. )

can i have like, a bowl?
(Tosses a spoon in her direction.)

You can share with me, if you want.
ooh what did you get me
ooh what did you get me
Eating ice cream straight from the carton.

It's chocolate fudge brownie.
the sperm bank BANNED ME?
my wriggly little guys.
your *guys*?
( wiggling her fingers. )

my guys.

( making a circle with her other hand. )

your egg.
i get around, yeah.

you uh, here for the plants?
i don't care about that. i know you from somewhere, right?
sorry this is a staff only area so we're allowed to like, swear or whatever you think you heard.
( wiggling her fingers. )

my guys.

( making a circle with her other hand. )

your egg.
'born fruit'? elaborate on that.
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
( handing him a small hand towel. )

here, try this.
Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.
uh... i guess... which one is it?
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.
𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.
sorry this is a staff only area so we're allowed to like, swear or whatever you think you heard.
i'd know that screaming anywhere . . .
—YEAH I KNOCKED THAT BITCH UP!

oh hey,