vinnie van b
@beatsreporting.bsky.social
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𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼, 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙄𝙏.ᐟ
vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
vincent van blair, field reporter for the vegas variety. the goal is to celebrate our beautiful city while showing all the stuff the casinos don't want you to see. always looking for a story - get it right, write it tight!
he is sooooo . . .
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
he is sooooo . . .
YOU raised HER!
whoever raised you did a terrible job if you think any of those beat astronaut!!
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
YOU raised HER!
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
name one job that's cooler than astronaut.
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
well, a reporter, of course! and let's see . . . a fortune cookie writer, rollercoaster tester, food critic, ooh, food tester, florist, private island caretaker, jazz musician, piano technician, literary editor, guy who replaces the pins when you go bowling, i don't know the name of that job . . .
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
please never say that again!
i have the COOLEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh, sorry! i have the LAMEST grandma.
i have the COOLEST grandma.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i have the COOLEST grandma.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
( a shot rings out. )
mmm, mentats . . .
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
mmm, mentats . . .
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
mmm, mentats . . .
awesome! where'd you learn?
Yes, actually, I do!
hey, do you speak latin too?
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
awesome! where'd you learn?
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
why would i ever want to do that?
i think you should learn latin :-)
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's fun and you get to read the passages out loud in bible camp and everyone thinks you're cool :-)
hey, do you speak latin too?
(Staring blankly, head tilted like a confused puppy.)
...Huh?
...Huh?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hey, do you speak latin too?
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
woah, i didn't know you were in the legion!
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i think you should learn latin :-)
i'm ernie, he's bert!
trudging along.
just come look.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i'm ernie, he's bert!
just come look.
oh? costumes? how completely childish. where's mine?
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just come look.
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
let it be known far & wide that any spirit who contests with me will face my wrath
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
kimmie! kimmie! come over here! come look at our matching costumes!
@wontgoquietly.bsky.social we've gotta match costumes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
@wontgoquietly.bsky.social we've gotta match costumes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i've got a cat and a career to focus on!
It’s not bad being fruity
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i've got a cat and a career to focus on!
FRUITY?
if my family is so fruity how do we like, keep having kids??
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
FRUITY?
i can think of a few times, big guy.
you're goddamn right about that.
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i can think of a few times, big guy.
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
October 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
you heard it here: luca doesn't miss.
but why does the man have to be twice your age?
I mean. I will cross dress for a man twice my age I have no quarrels with that!
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
but why does the man have to be twice your age?
no . . .
very good. but will that be enough to clear 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙗𝙩?
and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
no . . .
hi! vincent van blair, vegas variety.
oh, nice hair!
oh, nice hair!
oh! hello.
( fixing her hair. )
( fixing her hair. )
they're fine by me! :-)
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hi! vincent van blair, vegas variety.
oh, nice hair!
oh, nice hair!
they're fine by me! :-)
boys.
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
they're fine by me! :-)