Beam Me Up Scotty
@beammeupscottyj.bsky.social
She/Her
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
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I know you see us joking a lot but sometimes we get a lil serious/sentimental around here…so for no reason at all I wanna tell y’all why @burritofeeto.bsky.social is annoying…
He’s annoying because when I think my emotions are too big…he reminds me there’s no such thing as an emotion that’s too big
He’s annoying because when I think my emotions are too big…he reminds me there’s no such thing as an emotion that’s too big
I won’t eat olives at all or asparagus
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I won’t eat olives at all or asparagus
How I like my olives
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How I like my olives
Is this adult enough or nah?
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is this adult enough or nah?
We will never know because there will always be a few that will act against their own interests
This is America
This is America
What would happen if EVERYONE collectively stopped paying their rent or mortgages????
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We will never know because there will always be a few that will act against their own interests
This is America
This is America
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Really tired of empty promises, inconsistency and words full of nothing but lust.
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Really tired of empty promises, inconsistency and words full of nothing but lust.
His wife should SUE
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
His wife should SUE
The Diddy documentary is a little more sanitary than the R Kelly one (could not finish) quite a few people (artists) simply dragging Diddy. He's actually in the doc...so yeah...I'm pretty sure he's a narcissist as a personality disorder.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Diddy documentary is a little more sanitary than the R Kelly one (could not finish) quite a few people (artists) simply dragging Diddy. He's actually in the doc...so yeah...I'm pretty sure he's a narcissist as a personality disorder.
The weirdest
The lesson of 2025
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The weirdest
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Self-checkout lanes should be ‘10 items, or less’, no exceptions.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Self-checkout lanes should be ‘10 items, or less’, no exceptions.
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Yeah I mfs to go to therapy cause being triggered don’t help nobody
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yeah I mfs to go to therapy cause being triggered don’t help nobody
I don't want to fight or go back and forth over silly stuff. I don't want to feel like a burden. I want to be easy.
I heard myself say in my head “I’m easy”
And I FELT me get judgy w/ myself
But when I think about it … I do wanna be easy. Just for the right person.
I don’t want it to be difficult or hard to interact with me or make me happy
I don’t want someone to have to jump through hoops.
I want easy
And I FELT me get judgy w/ myself
But when I think about it … I do wanna be easy. Just for the right person.
I don’t want it to be difficult or hard to interact with me or make me happy
I don’t want someone to have to jump through hoops.
I want easy
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I don't want to fight or go back and forth over silly stuff. I don't want to feel like a burden. I want to be easy.
The first. I'm old.
5. What Pokémon gen did you start off with?
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The first. I'm old.
Ekans cause snake
3. Who is your least favorite Pokémon?
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ekans cause snake
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Currently at $0/$500. continue to share!
As one of the many Black femmes let go this year, I’m raising $500 to pay off debt/bills while I continue to look for work and prepare to move back home to NC.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Currently at $0/$500. continue to share!
When you can‘t get high enough to be numb
marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
ALT: marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
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December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When you can‘t get high enough to be numb
Friend break ups/adjustments are so weird and painful. Telling myself to take the time to heal from them at my big age has been so complicated. But we move. We love again. We stay soft…I hope.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Friend break ups/adjustments are so weird and painful. Telling myself to take the time to heal from them at my big age has been so complicated. But we move. We love again. We stay soft…I hope.
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I’m amazed by the number of people who have never heard of the American artist Norman Rockwell who did both of these works
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m amazed by the number of people who have never heard of the American artist Norman Rockwell who did both of these works
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Dating the wrong person can cost you your livelihood and your life!
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dating the wrong person can cost you your livelihood and your life!
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Yet 2025 might be the year something finally shifts. And leading that shift are two actresses whose recent wins are quietly — but powerfully — rewriting the rules. Let’s discuss the recent award wins of actors Wunmi Mosaku and Amy Madigan in their critically acclaimed horror roles.
Horror Is Finally Getting Its Due: Wunmi Mosaku and Amy Madigan Break Through the Awards Bubble | Black Girl Nerds
Let's discuss the recent award wins of actors Wunmi Mosaku and Amy Madigan in their critically acclaimed horror roles.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yet 2025 might be the year something finally shifts. And leading that shift are two actresses whose recent wins are quietly — but powerfully — rewriting the rules. Let’s discuss the recent award wins of actors Wunmi Mosaku and Amy Madigan in their critically acclaimed horror roles.
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My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to demand pockets.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to demand pockets.