Beam Me Up Scotty
@beammeupscottyj.bsky.social
She/Her
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
Writer, Procrastinator, Safe Space, Trekie, Nerd, Karaoke enthusiast
“Before you correct me, just remember I am Marvel Jesus “
Me as a gf:
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me as a gf:
Because we love you and you’re FUNNY
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Because we love you and you’re FUNNY
Bro looooool you are SUCH a bad influence on meeeeee (still more practical though!)
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bro looooool you are SUCH a bad influence on meeeeee (still more practical though!)
relationship-compass.com
This makes sense.I limit the way I engage others not fully because of how my partner may feel but because it's simply not me,but I am very open to their style as long as it doesn't harm whatever we got going on. I'm leaning towards practical as well, because I am.Good Stuff
This makes sense.I limit the way I engage others not fully because of how my partner may feel but because it's simply not me,but I am very open to their style as long as it doesn't harm whatever we got going on. I'm leaning towards practical as well, because I am.Good Stuff
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
relationship-compass.com
This makes sense.I limit the way I engage others not fully because of how my partner may feel but because it's simply not me,but I am very open to their style as long as it doesn't harm whatever we got going on. I'm leaning towards practical as well, because I am.Good Stuff
This makes sense.I limit the way I engage others not fully because of how my partner may feel but because it's simply not me,but I am very open to their style as long as it doesn't harm whatever we got going on. I'm leaning towards practical as well, because I am.Good Stuff
While my mom did my hair I would read to her (for practice) I was reading a book about a princess and I said to her "I wish I was a princess" She said why can't you be? I said because look at me...I don't look like a princess. She didn't say anything. I'm sure it broke her heart. (1/2)
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
While my mom did my hair I would read to her (for practice) I was reading a book about a princess and I said to her "I wish I was a princess" She said why can't you be? I said because look at me...I don't look like a princess. She didn't say anything. I'm sure it broke her heart. (1/2)
Be more afraid if you find these...cause she's classy and means business and your man might be gone forever
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Be more afraid if you find these...cause she's classy and means business and your man might be gone forever
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
For reference I am value based and believe in demoting ppl when they are ineffective at a task sooo this was surprisingly accurate 😭😭😭
For reference I am value based and believe in demoting ppl when they are ineffective at a task sooo this was surprisingly accurate 😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
For reference I am value based and believe in demoting ppl when they are ineffective at a task sooo this was surprisingly accurate 😭😭😭
For reference I am value based and believe in demoting ppl when they are ineffective at a task sooo this was surprisingly accurate 😭😭😭
www.npr.org/2022/02/09/1...
Shout out to therapy but also shout out to me for deciding to be in better relationships that fill me up instead of draining me so I could feel secure not anxious or avoidant 💕 shout out to them for loving me correctly 🥰
Shout out to therapy but also shout out to me for deciding to be in better relationships that fill me up instead of draining me so I could feel secure not anxious or avoidant 💕 shout out to them for loving me correctly 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
www.npr.org/2022/02/09/1...
Shout out to therapy but also shout out to me for deciding to be in better relationships that fill me up instead of draining me so I could feel secure not anxious or avoidant 💕 shout out to them for loving me correctly 🥰
Shout out to therapy but also shout out to me for deciding to be in better relationships that fill me up instead of draining me so I could feel secure not anxious or avoidant 💕 shout out to them for loving me correctly 🥰
I’m blue. 😂🥰
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m blue. 😂🥰
because when I ask him does he believe we’re going to be friends forever he gives a tired sigh and says “yes. I have made it so“
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
because when I ask him does he believe we’re going to be friends forever he gives a tired sigh and says “yes. I have made it so“
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
Sir…be more honored by my greatness!!! 💕💕💕
If you see this, QT with a pic of you & your best friend
@burritofeeto.bsky.social and his wife (my baby) my spiritual sisters and my physical sisters
@burritofeeto.bsky.social and his wife (my baby) my spiritual sisters and my physical sisters
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, QT with a pic of you & your best friend
@burritofeeto.bsky.social and his wife (my baby) my spiritual sisters and my physical sisters
@burritofeeto.bsky.social and his wife (my baby) my spiritual sisters and my physical sisters
My terrorist
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My terrorist
Here she tuckered out after a long day of simping for a man smh
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Here she tuckered out after a long day of simping for a man smh
Well I’m Black sooooo
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Well I’m Black sooooo
No video...but baby I was RAPPING Salt and Peppa Shoop 😭
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
No video...but baby I was RAPPING Salt and Peppa Shoop 😭
Do I look like a bully?!
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do I look like a bully?!
