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Kimberly
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I HOPE SHE'S SPEEDING ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB TRYING HURRY UP AND GET TO A BALLER OR A SINGER OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT AND TRYING PUT ON HER MAKEUP IN THE MIRROR AND CRAAAASH CRAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH INTO A DITCH 🗣️
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How it feels when I put on my overnight curlers and bonnet before bed
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
who up juicin they citrus
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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QT dunking on Paul Dano and Marty in the same interview and getting dunked on by everyone including DDL himself meanwhile he's a zionist who looks like a melting waxwork of hank azaria lmao
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
One of my earliest memories was seeing Scooby Doo in theaters and being like, wait is that the guy from Sugar Ray
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Imagine trying to explain to somebody from two weeks ago that Trump has a crush on Zohran Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Nationalized grocery stores
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Whew, that political violence conversation didn’t last long at all!

Almost like SOME PEOPLE never really meant it at all.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm on a company town hall and our CEO is talking about the importance of return to office while he's sitting in his vacation home, in a t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUTIN HAS PICTURES OF TRUMP GIVING CLINTON SOME SLOPPY TOPPY
a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
ALT: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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👇👇
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'd like to see Running Man but Glenn Powell is my sleep paralysis demon
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shit ain't been the same since Panera discontinued charged lemonade. I'd get my daily free lemonade on the sip club and be vibrating at work
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Idk guys, I'm pretty sure you couldn't cherry pick any of my emails and make it look like any of my friends are pedos
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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*nathan fielder voice*: the plan? reach inbox zero by being indicted for sex trafficking and committing suicide while in custody
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you're in line to kick Chuck Schumer in the balls, STAY IN LINE
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM