Kimberly
@bbbrly.bsky.social
I HOPE SHE'S SPEEDING ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB TRYING HURRY UP AND GET TO A BALLER OR A SINGER OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT AND TRYING PUT ON HER MAKEUP IN THE MIRROR AND CRAAAASH CRAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH INTO A DITCH 🗣️
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I HOPE SHE'S SPEEDING ON THE WAY TO THE CLUB TRYING HURRY UP AND GET TO A BALLER OR A SINGER OR SOMEBODY LIKE THAT AND TRYING PUT ON HER MAKEUP IN THE MIRROR AND CRAAAASH CRAAAAAASH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH INTO A DITCH 🗣️
How it feels when I put on my overnight curlers and bonnet before bed
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
How it feels when I put on my overnight curlers and bonnet before bed
I'd like to see Running Man but Glenn Powell is my sleep paralysis demon
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'd like to see Running Man but Glenn Powell is my sleep paralysis demon
Shit ain't been the same since Panera discontinued charged lemonade. I'd get my daily free lemonade on the sip club and be vibrating at work
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Shit ain't been the same since Panera discontinued charged lemonade. I'd get my daily free lemonade on the sip club and be vibrating at work
So excited to spend the rest of my life alternating between these two modes
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
So excited to spend the rest of my life alternating between these two modes
I live in a constant fear of the western descent towards fascism, but I digress. The club is bumping. The ladies look good. The alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I live in a constant fear of the western descent towards fascism, but I digress. The club is bumping. The ladies look good. The alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room
I'm not saying Magic 8 Balls are really magic, but I am saying that I asked if I would decide to do something five times in a row and it kept giving me uncertain answers.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm not saying Magic 8 Balls are really magic, but I am saying that I asked if I would decide to do something five times in a row and it kept giving me uncertain answers.
Are you wearing th-
The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am 💅🏻
The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am 💅🏻
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Are you wearing th-
The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am 💅🏻
The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am 💅🏻
Republicans: *do the detailed plan they made before the election that pretty much everyone knew about*
Americans who voted for them:
Americans who voted for them:
September 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Republicans: *do the detailed plan they made before the election that pretty much everyone knew about*
Americans who voted for them:
Americans who voted for them:
Yep, this is the sign of a healthy democracy
September 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yep, this is the sign of a healthy democracy
Please take a break from doom scrolling and enjoy a video of my pigeon on an oscillating fan
September 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Please take a break from doom scrolling and enjoy a video of my pigeon on an oscillating fan
"Cottagecore" "coquettesque"
Girlies, just bring back the chemise à la reine
Girlies, just bring back the chemise à la reine
August 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Cottagecore" "coquettesque"
Girlies, just bring back the chemise à la reine
Girlies, just bring back the chemise à la reine
#TodayIFuckedUp by ordering a large cone
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
#TodayIFuckedUp by ordering a large cone
Hey guys, remember that episode of #TwilightZone where the earth falls out of its ellipse and gets too close to the sun then everyone abandons New York City because it's 90 degrees out and they're all dying of heat stroke? Yeah, 9 fucking degrees hotter than that right now @nytimes.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey guys, remember that episode of #TwilightZone where the earth falls out of its ellipse and gets too close to the sun then everyone abandons New York City because it's 90 degrees out and they're all dying of heat stroke? Yeah, 9 fucking degrees hotter than that right now @nytimes.com