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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.
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Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah, yeah, "millenial coded" shut up, I'm listening to a song.
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I'm not saying this is a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
Cat names should evolve like avant-garde jazz. By the time of a cat's fifth birthday the name by which it is generally known should have zero resemblance to its original name.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm not saying this is a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
But I'm also not saying this is NOT a thread where all of Bluesky should list their cats' many names, with accompanying photos.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
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Every semester, I teach the Sandwich Alignment Chart, and when we get to hot dogs, and how they are obviously sandwiches b/c sub sandwiches are sandwiches, and then we go to tacos, I say:
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every semester, I teach the Sandwich Alignment Chart, and when we get to hot dogs, and how they are obviously sandwiches b/c sub sandwiches are sandwiches, and then we go to tacos, I say:
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
"Tacos must be sandwiches because hot dogs are just white people tacos"
I thrive on the rage that follows. 🤭
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
Deleted a post because I absolutely do not need to spend Sunday evening arguing with pedantic dipshits who weren't even alive for the era in question.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Deleted a post because I absolutely do not need to spend Sunday evening arguing with pedantic dipshits who weren't even alive for the era in question.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Bluesky gonna Bluesky, I guess, but man, I wish some of these kids would get a fucking hobby.
Guitar folks:
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Guitar folks:
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
I need to replace some tuners. Hipshot makes a drop-in set, but I haven't used them before, and I'm not sure if they're worth the money vs. something like GraphTech Ratio. Any experience?
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Every brownie is a two-bite brownie if you believe in yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Every brownie is a two-bite brownie if you believe in yourself.
This is the most accurate and concise summary of the UCP I have ever seen.
The UCP consists of people who either already have their golden parachutes and don’t care that much, or are idpol psychos who would happily spend the rest of their lives eating dirt for the chance to murder a trans person.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is the most accurate and concise summary of the UCP I have ever seen.
I feel this in my soul.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I feel this in my soul.
I absolutely would. No regrets. I have a Kindle, I can spend two hours on the shitter, bring it on.
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I absolutely would. No regrets. I have a Kindle, I can spend two hours on the shitter, bring it on.
Perhaps a breakfast sandwich with no toppings other than hot sauce and banana pepper rings was a bit ambitious.
*frrp*
*frrp*
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Perhaps a breakfast sandwich with no toppings other than hot sauce and banana pepper rings was a bit ambitious.
*frrp*
*frrp*
I feel this is relevant to the last week of discourse for @kristadb1.bsky.social and @skyladawn.ca
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I feel this is relevant to the last week of discourse for @kristadb1.bsky.social and @skyladawn.ca
Making cocktails with single malt because why not? They taste better if you use good shit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Making cocktails with single malt because why not? They taste better if you use good shit.
Hon hon hon booze acquired.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hon hon hon booze acquired.
All you jokers who like to follow me for Bad Food Takes - just wanted to inform you that I finally got a proper hardcopy of L'Escoffier, so while the bad food takes may not slow down, they will likely be more interspersed with "somewhat normal" food takes.
That is all.
That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
All you jokers who like to follow me for Bad Food Takes - just wanted to inform you that I finally got a proper hardcopy of L'Escoffier, so while the bad food takes may not slow down, they will likely be more interspersed with "somewhat normal" food takes.
That is all.
That is all.
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Oh please just fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh please just fuck off
Fucked Up - Let Her Rest/Queen Of Hearts - David Comes to Life
YouTube video by Pitchfork
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Proto-sandwiches.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Proto-sandwiches.
Aw yeah time for BREAD.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Aw yeah time for BREAD.