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Agent Rosenflower
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Typhon Baal Hammon, canal habituel. A jumped up pantry boy who never knew his place. Sredni vashtar worshipper, bi not afraid. Masto: @[email protected] Site officiel : baalhammon.fr he/him
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · Sep 9
- Harry, it's Agent Rosenflower !

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 54m
Personnellement j'ai pas envie de voir sa gueule donc non
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 1h
Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.
Sam Altman explains Open AIs vision for a world where no one goes hungry because all the displaced workers will be converted into essential nutrients for other tech executives.
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 4h
Y aurait une manière très simple de fiabiliser ce genre de promesse qui serait l'abolition par référendum du 49.3
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marotte @marotte3000.bsky.social · 4h
lecornu qui dit qu'il utilisera pas le 49.3 c'est pas genre une énorme blague ? je sais pas pourquoi mais moi je ne vois absolument aucune raison de croire quoi que ce soit qui sort de sa bouche 🤔
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Nicolas Hervieu @nhervieu.bsky.social · 4h
Après deux Gouvernement renversés par le Parlement en moins de 10 mois.

Et sous la menace d'un 3ème renversement (48h à peine après sa nomination).

Certains découvrent que, dans un régime parlementaire, un Gouvernement doit « partager le pouvoir avec le Parlement »... 🤡

La revanche de l'alinéa 3.
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 5h
Il existe encore MLC ?
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Christian Lehmann @lehmanndrc.bsky.social · 5h
Quand je vois s'accumuler les bourdes de Léa Salamé, j'ai mal pour les journalistes. Heureusement que nous, médecins, on n'a pas ce genre de guignol 😅
tweet d'Hadrien Clouet en hommage à Dominique Bernard, avec retweet fielleux de Mathias Wargon "LFI qui crache sur la laïcité. Et qui crache sur les victimes des terroristes. C'est un portrait de Samuel Paty. Ils n'en ont rien à foutre" Le portrait dans le tweet d'Hadrien Clouet est BIEN un portrait de Dominique Bernard, sic transit gloria guignoli
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · Feb 14
Ministre*, je pense qu'il faut rappeler explicitement ça. Selon moi un conjoint de ministre macroniste ça ferme sa gueule pour toujours et sur tous les sujets.
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Un Monde Riant @unmonderiant.bsky.social · Feb 14
Ce que nous montre Wargon ici c'est deux choses : primo, toute les dégueulasseries sont bonnes pour protéger son camp social, ici spécifiquement le macronisme, dont il partage les idéologies anti-sociales (a minima) et dans lequel sa femme a eu divers postes de responsabilité.
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 6h
Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me I’ll get ‘left behind’ if I’m not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
IG grab featuring an ai arsehole An ai arsehole tries to defend his use of ai
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Marcel @marcelaiphan.bsky.social · 7h
Les préfets de Macron font décidément beaucoup d’efforts pour plaire au RN
On a bien compris le projet…
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Le Canard enchaîné : A la demande de la députée RN Laure Lavalette, le préfet du Var a fait pression sur la rédaction du quotidien « Var Matin » pour modifier un article qui déplaisait à l'élue lepéniste.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 23h
There’s the joke about Sun Tzu being basic instructions for idiots like “feed your troops” but the most important part of Clausewitz is also just “think about what you are actually trying to accomplish”
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 23h
What I love about our habit of confusing Means for Ways is that we also confuse Ways for Ends.

Innovation is entirely neutral.
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Breaking Defense @breakingdefense.com · 1d

Driscoll vows Silicon Valley model is the future for the Army
https://breakingdefense.com/2025/10/driscoll-vows-silicon-valley-model-is-the-future-for-the-army/

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 7h
Me: (political editor of the Times newspaper) The government has completely changed its justification for this highly dubious and obviously crooked scheme. How will that work out for them? Stay tuned to find out
Steven Swinford • @Steven_Swinford x.com The government reset of the case for digital ID continues Having originally argued that it was necessary to crackdown on illegal migration - reducing the pull factor - it is now focusing firmly on better access to public services Liz Kendall, technology secretary, says it is a 'digital key that unlocks better, more joined-up and effective public services'
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VSquare.org @vsquare.bsky.social · 11h
💥 Estonian authorities have detained two suspects tied to the GRU parcel bomb plot that shook Europe last year, when explosive devices hidden in packages sent from Estonia detonated in countries including Germany, the UK, and Poland.
“An Old Acquaintance From Russia Contacted Me”: Parcel-Bomb Explosions Suspects Arrested - VSquare.org
Estonian authorities have detained two suspects linked to Russia’s GRU parcel bomb plot that shook Europe last year, when explosive devices hidden in packages sent from Estonia detonated in multiple countries.
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
Macron : *macronne*

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
Macron : *macronne*

Commentateurs :
System Of A Down - Toxicity (Official HD Video)
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21h
Barack Obama had this and used it to defund ACORN
To pass your agenda a Dem will need 60 votes in the Senate & a majority in the house. In every battleground state voters need to show up to give a Dem President the power to deliver without negotiating. If we fail to do that, we cant complain when what's delivered is watered down
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 19h
Newsom vetoes both the PreP access and the HRT stockpile bill because he is worried it would increase healthcare costs...

He claims to support the aims of these bills. But the vetoes deny access to medical care for queer people.

(Context: He vetoed these 2 while signing 8 other queer rights bills)
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 19h
He also signed SB 590, which bolsters paid family leave.

Read his veto messages here:

www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/u...
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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
Macron : *macronne*

Commentateurs :
System Of A Down - Toxicity (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
m.youtube.com
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
Macron : *macronne*

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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
C'est toute la vanne (regarde le alt)
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · 1d
Je me suis cogné le pied sur un lego radioactif qui m'a imparti les pouvoirs des pièces de lego.
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Pinky 🏳️‍⚧️✡️ @captainmicah.bsky.social · 1d
43) C'est quoi ton origin story mid de super héros ?
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Agent Rosenflower @baalhammon.fr · Apr 21
Bourbaki
Figure avec un côté plein de protubérance arrondie et l'autre côté plein de protubérances aiguës, issues des figures stéréotypiquement associées respectivement aux mots sans sens "bouba" et "kiki"
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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 1d
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki" and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
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