AverageJer
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Timberwolves|Music|Food
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
Wannabe Drifter
Happy to do the kitchen chores
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AverageJer
@averagejer.bsky.social
· Mar 22
if you don't have at least 50 songs that are your favorite song we might not understand things the same way
I've played basketball only once since last April and I just signed on to play tomorrow morning. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I've played basketball only once since last April and I just signed on to play tomorrow morning. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
Does anyone else think the song Sweat Hearts by Camper Van Beethoven should get a lifetime achievement award?
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Does anyone else think the song Sweat Hearts by Camper Van Beethoven should get a lifetime achievement award?
Really over a barrel on this huh…
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Really over a barrel on this huh…
Workshopping an opinion that Madman Across the Water is the best Elton John album.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Workshopping an opinion that Madman Across the Water is the best Elton John album.
I hate that I’ve become such a skeptic but sometimes I think that the guy on Instagram that writes the soothing yacht rock songs using his toddlers stories as lyrics probably actually writes most of the lyrics himself.
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I hate that I’ve become such a skeptic but sometimes I think that the guy on Instagram that writes the soothing yacht rock songs using his toddlers stories as lyrics probably actually writes most of the lyrics himself.
The next five movies Hollywood should make:
Send Help 2
Send Help 3
Send Help 4
Send Help 5
Send Help Evolution
Send Help 2
Send Help 3
Send Help 4
Send Help 5
Send Help Evolution
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The next five movies Hollywood should make:
Send Help 2
Send Help 3
Send Help 4
Send Help 5
Send Help Evolution
Send Help 2
Send Help 3
Send Help 4
Send Help 5
Send Help Evolution
I cut fun sized snickers in half with a butter knife to share with my wife.
Let’s be honest here: no one has ever bought a “share size” candy bar to share with someone.
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I cut fun sized snickers in half with a butter knife to share with my wife.
Sounds to me like someone doesn’t have to do their own dishes…
Italians mad at food, Feb 3 edition: I know it’s irrational, but I can’t stand it when Americans add salad to a plate that has pasta on it. The two simply don’t go together, and you can eat one after the other
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sounds to me like someone doesn’t have to do their own dishes…
Question for the people out caucusing- are any of the candidates running on a platform of making Bulls Horn bring back weekend brunch?
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Question for the people out caucusing- are any of the candidates running on a platform of making Bulls Horn bring back weekend brunch?
Dialectics means that since I'm an old out of touch midwestern white person I don't know any Bad Bunny songs AND since I'm a relatively young hip person living in an urban setting I'm excited to see Bad Bunny perform during halftime of the Super Bowl.
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Dialectics means that since I'm an old out of touch midwestern white person I don't know any Bad Bunny songs AND since I'm a relatively young hip person living in an urban setting I'm excited to see Bad Bunny perform during halftime of the Super Bowl.
Went down to the Whipple building after work and met some women who drive down from Albertville because they felt helpless.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Went down to the Whipple building after work and met some women who drive down from Albertville because they felt helpless.
I wrote a song!
(to the tune of every kid song ever)
I’m gonna eat some lunch
I’m gonna eat some lunch
Munch munch munch
Munch munch munch
God, I really love lunch
(to the tune of every kid song ever)
I’m gonna eat some lunch
I’m gonna eat some lunch
Munch munch munch
Munch munch munch
God, I really love lunch
February 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I wrote a song!
(to the tune of every kid song ever)
I’m gonna eat some lunch
I’m gonna eat some lunch
Munch munch munch
Munch munch munch
God, I really love lunch
(to the tune of every kid song ever)
I’m gonna eat some lunch
I’m gonna eat some lunch
Munch munch munch
Munch munch munch
God, I really love lunch
Someone should tell the Instagram sex bots that liking a photo I posted of my wife’s new tattoo isn’t the way to lure me away from her.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Someone should tell the Instagram sex bots that liking a photo I posted of my wife’s new tattoo isn’t the way to lure me away from her.
Abolish Ice is such a simple policy position to get to. Thank you, Representative Omar.
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Abolish Ice is such a simple policy position to get to. Thank you, Representative Omar.
Damn, the gym cult I joined is really catching strays here.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Damn, the gym cult I joined is really catching strays here.
Do people just not realize that you can do the dishes or read your kid a bedtime story or smoke a cigarette or do like a million other things during the Super Bowl half time show. If you are too racist to watch music you don’t like you have other options for those 12 minutes.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Do people just not realize that you can do the dishes or read your kid a bedtime story or smoke a cigarette or do like a million other things during the Super Bowl half time show. If you are too racist to watch music you don’t like you have other options for those 12 minutes.
Hey, it’s February and you know what that means? It’s my snowman’s anniversary. Cake for him and soup for me!
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Hey, it’s February and you know what that means? It’s my snowman’s anniversary. Cake for him and soup for me!
Did that overripe squirrel see its own shadow yet or what?
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Did that overripe squirrel see its own shadow yet or what?
Important reminder. The world still has heroes.
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Important reminder. The world still has heroes.
It’s dumb to wait two weeks for the Super Bowl. The superbowl should take place immediately after the conclusion of the conference championship games. That same day.
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It’s dumb to wait two weeks for the Super Bowl. The superbowl should take place immediately after the conclusion of the conference championship games. That same day.
Reposted by AverageJer
There were four genres of rock music in the 80s:
1. The Heartland is being destroyed by corporate America
2. I am a European robot
3. I went to art school and read poetry
4. Nobody should let their children near me
1. The Heartland is being destroyed by corporate America
2. I am a European robot
3. I went to art school and read poetry
4. Nobody should let their children near me
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
There were four genres of rock music in the 80s:
1. The Heartland is being destroyed by corporate America
2. I am a European robot
3. I went to art school and read poetry
4. Nobody should let their children near me
1. The Heartland is being destroyed by corporate America
2. I am a European robot
3. I went to art school and read poetry
4. Nobody should let their children near me
The highest honors the internet can bestow. This is like winning a Nobel peace prize or Oscar of internetting.
Norm is the realest poster out there because he gained thousands of followers through his bravery in the face of ICE and he's dedicated to losing all of them by posting his usual bullshit.
Realizing the Mike Tomlin (William and Mary c/o 1994) might have known the members of Seven Mary Three (W&M c/o 1995).
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
The highest honors the internet can bestow. This is like winning a Nobel peace prize or Oscar of internetting.
Average 17 year old painter a bison and asked to put it up in the record room. I think it looks pretty good here.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Average 17 year old painter a bison and asked to put it up in the record room. I think it looks pretty good here.
This is Ivy. She is very selfish.
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This is Ivy. She is very selfish.
a time machine for 1990s plane ticket prices
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
a time machine for 1990s plane ticket prices